Omegle.com

[I'm A Cunt [*banned*]]

is awesome.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
You: ohai
Stranger: asl :)
You: 15/f/cali
Stranger: im 16/m/scotland
Stranger: wens ur birthday
You: june 5th
You: urs?
Stranger: March 15th
Stranger: yayy were sane age :)
You: lol yay!!
Stranger: u wanna do random questions
You: sure
You: u first
Stranger: ook
Stranger: wats ur name
You: cassie
You: what do u look like?
Stranger: mine is Lewis
Stranger: dunno i got blonde hair, blue eyes, am about 5ft10" or 178cm.
Stranger: you
You: 6 foot tall, stocky, black hair, brown eyes, and a six inch penis.

[Pedro]

LET'S TRY TO FIND EACH OTHER LIKE ON PD.

[Pedro]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: sumfan?
Stranger: girl scouts are yummy
You: sumfan?
Stranger: girl scouts are yummy
You: sumfan?
Stranger: girl scouts are yummy
You: sumfan?
Stranger: girl scouts are yummy
You: sumfan?
Stranger: girl scouts are yummy
You: sumfan?
Stranger: girl scouts are yummy
You: sumfan?
Stranger: girl scouts are yummy
You: sumfan?
Stranger: girl scouts are yummy
You: sumfan?
Stranger: girl scouts are yummy
You: sumfan?
Stranger: girl scouts are yummy
Stranger: girl scouts are yummy
You have disconnected.

[I'm A Cunt [*banned*]]

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: sumfan?
Stranger: girl scouts are yummy
You: sumfan?
Stranger: girl scouts are yummy
You: sumfan?
Stranger: girl scouts are yummy
You: sumfan?
Stranger: girl scouts are yummy
You: sumfan?
Stranger: girl scouts are yummy
You: sumfan?
Stranger: girl scouts are yummy
You: sumfan?
Stranger: girl scouts are yummy
You: sumfan?
Stranger: girl scouts are yummy
You: sumfan?
Stranger: girl scouts are yummy
You: sumfan?
Stranger: girl scouts are yummy
Stranger: girl scouts are yummy
You have disconnected.

i'll get on again.

[Peterr]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Want to have sex?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.

[Peterr]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: MESSAGE FROM OMEGLE SUPPORT
---------------------------------------------
You are now talking to an Omegle Administrator, due to complaints about your IP
address. the complaints currently logged against your IP address are:
-Use of bad language
-Using the Omegle chat client (C) for "cyber sex"
please refrain from abusing our administrator, and talk to them nicely.
if you think we've got the wrong IP address, please explain to our administrator.
your current administrator is:
Brian
You: hello Brian
Stranger: You're a girl?
You: some would say
Disconnected

[Pedro]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: MESSAGE FROM OMEGLE SUPPORT
---------------------------------------------
You are now talking to an Omegle Administrator, due to complaints about your IP
address. the complaints currently logged against your IP address are:
-Use of bad language
-Using the Omegle chat client (C) for "cyber sex"
please refrain from abusing our administrator, and talk to them nicely.
if you think we've got the wrong IP address, please explain to our administrator.
your current administrator is:
Brian
You: hello Brian
Stranger: You're a girl?
You: some would say
Disconnected

LOL. LEMME TRY.

[withchappedlips]

My birthday is March 15...

[Janet]

One of them wants to do roleplay with me, wtf, lmao

[I'm A Cunt [*banned*]]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi, wanna have guy+guy cam sex?
You: only if we can bring my dog.

[geeinglat]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: MESSAGE FROM OMEGLE SUPPORT
---------------------------------------------
You are now talking to an Omegle Administrator, due to complaints about your IP
address. the complaints currently logged against your IP address are:
-Use of bad language
-Using the Omegle chat client (C) for "cyber sex"
please refrain from abusing our administrator, and talk to them nicely.
if you think we've got the wrong IP address, please explain to our administrator.
your current administrator is:
Brian
You: hello Brian
Stranger: You're a girl?
You: some would say
Disconnected

LOL. LEMME TRY.

[Sum41Ant27]

omg all of these are funny! Here's mine...

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: what's up?
You: a/s/l
You: wanna have sex?
Stranger: yes
You: yes!
You: are you a guy?
Stranger: no
You: even better
Stranger: are you a guy?
You: all man!
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: you have a cam?
You: no :(
You: how old are you?
Stranger: i have photos of my pusst
Stranger: pussy
Stranger: 20
You: nice! I'm 19
You: so before we get into the good stuff I need to ask you a question
Stranger: yes
You: Do you like Sum 41?
Stranger: no
You: I'm sorry, but I love them. The only way I'll keep talking to you is if you're hot. Are you hot?
Stranger: yes ;)
You: got a pic of yourself so I can be the judge?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: do you hhave msn?
You: yup
Stranger: i hope you have pictures of your dick for me ;)
You: lol I'll get somew
You: some*
Stranger: gimmie your msn
You: [email protected]

I got on msn and she wasn't that bad! I guess I just got lucky!

[Peterr]

omg all of these are funny! Here's mine...

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: what's up?
You: a/s/l
You: wanna have sex?
Stranger: yes
You: yes!
You: are you a guy?
Stranger: no
You: even better
Stranger: are you a guy?
You: all man!
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: you have a cam?
You: no :(
You: how old are you?
Stranger: i have photos of my pusst
Stranger: pussy
Stranger: 20
You: nice! I'm 19
You: so before we get into the good stuff I need to ask you a question
Stranger: yes
You: Do you like Sum 41?
Stranger: no
You: I'm sorry, but I love them. The only way I'll keep talking to you is if you're hot. Are you hot?
Stranger: yes ;)
You: got a pic of yourself so I can be the judge?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: do you hhave msn?
You: yup
Stranger: i hope you have pictures of your dick for me ;)
You: lol I'll get somew
You: some*
Stranger: gimmie your msn
You: [email protected]

I got on msn and she wasn't that bad! I guess I just got lucky!

give me her address fucker!!!!

[upperclasszero]

lol i did this b4, i fucking love this site

[Nic]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hablas espanol?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: si
You: well i dont
You: so gtfo
Stranger: i speak english too
You: you = mexican
You: do not want.
Stranger: no
Stranger: i'm not a mexican
You: yes
You: yes you are
Stranger: no
Stranger: i'm from korea
You: yes
You: ....
You have disconnected.

^LOL. Korean!?!! I gtfo after i talk to a korean.

[Gibsum 41]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: I FOUND MY PENIS!
Stranger: congrats
You: Wanna see it?
You: Wanna touch it?
You: Wanna lick it?
Stranger: nope. not relly
You: You just hurt my feelings.
Stranger: fuck you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Madjid]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: I FOUND MY PENIS!
Stranger: congrats
You: Wanna see it?
You: Wanna touch it?
You: Wanna lick it?
Stranger: nope. not relly
You: You just hurt my feelings.
Stranger: fuck you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LMFAO!
I lol'd, again.

[wiggs1441]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: if youre a guy, help me squirt
You: im a dude
You: i got a huge dick
You: in total its about 2 and a half inches
Stranger: good
You: are you a dude?
Stranger: im a girl
You: o.
You: im gay.
You: so bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

#2

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hai
Stranger: hello
Stranger: where u from
You: Poland
You: you?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: usa
Stranger: wow this web is worldwide
You: NO
You: dumbass
You: stupid fucking american
Stranger: hm
Stranger: hey
You: Interwebs is only for you
Stranger: calm down

[Gibsum 41]

^ I lol'd at the second one.

[wiggs1441]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: geello
Stranger: what??
Stranger: what's your mean?
You: mean?
You: im not mean
You: im a nice boy
Stranger: ...and where are you from?
You: poland
You: FUCK YOU WE HAVE INTERNET IN POLAND
You have disconnected.

HAHA. My Omegle name is now Oleg. and im from Poland.