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So last night, while i was watching TV, and browsing through the MTVs, i caught Paris Hilton's BFF show.
I heard about it a couple of times actually, so i decided to watch an entire episode to bash it properly.

Now, aside from all the bullshit that goes on there, guys, WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT ASIAN GAY DUDE?!



Yes, this is a dude, his name is Onch, and he's on the show.(i heard he's Mig's cousin)
When they go to clubs and shit, and start dancing with guys, everyone thinks he's a girl, until they go like "ewww, get off me you fuckin' bitch!"

If hating faggots like Onch makes me a homophobic prick, then yes, i am a homophobic prick, but plea for mercy, CANCEL THAT SHIT!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I Love You. In a non-gay way.

with that name the only thing you can do is this

That is so sexy.

i hope it wins.

2712 wrote:i hope it wins.

it. lol

Onch-Konch-Begonch

I watched the [Spoiler Alert!]

Episode where Onch gets eliminated because she/he (uh, whatever) was too weird. It was kind of funny because she/he (uh, whatever) was being really dramatic, saying, "I'm not weraing any make-up Paris, because I wanted to show you my true self."

I just wanted to go

Jeremy wrote:Onch-Konch-Begonch

I watched the [Spoiler Alert!]

Episode where Onch gets eliminated because she/he (uh, whatever) was too weird. It was kind of funny because she/he (uh, whatever) was being really dramatic, saying, "I'm not weraing any make-up Paris, because I wanted to show you my true self."

I just wanted to go

I literally facepalm'd 5 times during last night's episode.

One at Benji for holding Paris's puppy.
One at the other gay dude, not Onch, the other one.
And three times @ Onch.

They ought to have a spin-off show called "Paris Hilton: The Best She's Ever Had." Now that'd be some reality tv. It'd be porn but... it'd be better than watching Onch.

wiggs1441 wrote:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I Love You. In a non-gay way.

I love you in the gay way.

Peter wrote:

wiggs1441 wrote:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I Love You. In a non-gay way.

I love you in the gay way.

hehe.

That's just plain creepy.

HAHAHAHAHAH onch is such a cool name! chris should join.

is it a boy

I actually watched that whole series, lol, and Onch was the best part about it. Like, you judge him from the photo and shit but he's actually hilarious.

And it depends why you hate him. If you hate him for being a "f*ggot," then you are a homophobic prick. But if you hate him for being annoying, then you're not.

This series ended last year and a chick named Brittany won. However, they're starting a new season soon because things didn't work out with the winner. Right now, "Paris Hilton's British Best Friend" is running.

I know all this because I watch the Ellen Show and Paris was on it a week or two ago.

did you see when ellen went clubbing with paris? LOL!

Phili wrote: Right now, "Paris Hilton's British Best Friend" is running.

And the winner will be exiled from our great nation.

Phili wrote:I actually watched that whole series, lol, and Onch was the best part about it. Like, you judge him from the photo and shit but he's actually hilarious.
And it depends why you hate him. If you hate him for being a "f*ggot," then you are a homophobic prick. But if you hate him for being annoying, then you're not.

When was Onch hilarious? when he took the black chick's toothbrush, and rubbed his ass with it, then put it in the toilet? coz that was creepy.
Was he hilarious when he made every guy in every club puke right after dancing with him?
I love hating Onch, because he's annoying, because he should kill himself, and because he's an advanced homosexual. (aka faggot).

Why there was no straight guys in the show, just sluts and two gay dudes?

Jake! wrote:

Phili wrote: Right now, "Paris Hilton's British Best Friend" is running.

And the winner will be exiled from our great nation.

and then it'll be paris hilton's canadian best friend and so on with every where english is spoken

Still Waiting wrote:

Jake! wrote:

Phili wrote: Right now, "Paris Hilton's British Best Friend" is running.

And the winner will be exiled from our great nation.

and then it'll be paris hilton's canadian best friend and so on with every where english is spoken

I'm going to sign up for the Canadian edition and be the next Onch!