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So these witness people come up to my door, they were nice so i didnt want to be an ass. she asked my name, i told her and she was like I would like to comeback and talk to you so i will what times are better for you? again not wanting to be an ass i told her. well, now im fuckt lol if they comeback it'd suck. Anyways, I discussed it with Jordan.

Saves The Day says:
No way old.
If U C Jordan says:
what's your favorite jew lyric?

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If U C Jordan says:
hawt
Saves The Day says:
im not sure but
Saves The Day says:
some witnesspeople just came to my door
Saves The Day says:
i told them my name
Saves The Day says:
they're gonna comeback and talk to me
Saves The Day says:
shit
If U C Jordan says:
what the fuck?
Saves The Day says:
jahova witness or however its spelled
Saves The Day says:
god dammit
Saves The Day says:
I SHOULD OF LOOKED THROUGH THE LOOKY HOLE
If U C Jordan says:
HAHHAAHHAHA
If U C Jordan says:
pwnd
Saves The Day says:
i had such a hard time not laughing, it was some old native lady and i couldnt stop thinking of retarded shit to do.
Saves The Day says:
like pull down my pants or something. omg.
If U C Jordan says:
you should have
Saves The Day says:
i so would have if people didnt sue at the drop of a hate lol
Saves The Day says:
*hat
If U C Jordan says:
lmao
If U C Jordan says:
you could have came to the door naked
Saves The Day says:
LMFAO
If U C Jordan says:
they can't sue you for what you do in your own home, can they?
Saves The Day says:
omg dude you have not seen me naked
Saves The Day says:
this would have been the greatest act of humanity
Saves The Day says:
EVER
If U C Jordan says:
I'm sure
If U C Jordan says:
haha
Saves The Day says:
I mean you've seen my penis
Saves The Day says:
picture it surrounded by fat and hair
Saves The Day says:
just the tippy top sticking out
Saves The Day says:
its like, retractible
Saves The Day says:
then mounds and mounds of fat
Saves The Day says:
my ass is so hairy
If U C Jordan is busy and may not reply
Saves The Day says:
jordan?
Saves The Day says:
JORDAN!?
Jordan is bak
If U C Jordan says:
sorry
If U C Jordan says:
I was puking
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look to see who it is before you open the door.
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Best fuckin' post in the history of TNS.

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Lol, you talk to Jordan.
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haha! thumbs up
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LTS wrote:Lol, you talk to Jordan.
Lol, no one talks to you in MSN.
Srsly, i might be the only one who says hi to you when you hit MSN.

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LTS wrote:Lol, you talk to Jordan.
Lol, you have no friends.
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madjid wrote:
LTS wrote:Lol, you talk to Jordan.
Lol, no one talks to you in MSN.
Srsly, i might be the only one who says hi to you when you hit MSN.
that's because i don't even really use MSN anymore.. i only have like maybe 6 people on my list.. i used to use AIM a long time ago and there were like 80 people that i talked to... but none of my friends use an instant messanger nowadays anyway, everyone just texts...
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LTS wrote:Lol, you talk to Jordan.
Lol, you have no friends.
Lol, it was a joke, chill it.
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When they come to the door. Answer it with a boner and have it showing out your pants.
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LTS wrote:
Jordan wrote:
LTS wrote:Lol, you talk to Jordan.
Lol, you have no friends.
Lol, it was a joke, chill it.
Lol, don't fuck with me, sir. :lol!:
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Jordan wrote:
LTS wrote:
Jordan wrote:
LTS wrote:Lol, you talk to Jordan.
Lol, you have no friends.
Lol, it was a joke, chill it.
Lol, don't fuck with me, sir. :lol!:
Lol, Jordan, i learned that long time ago... the hard way...

(DAMNIT! i just used the words Jordan and hard in the same sentence.. fuck what if i turn gay?)

:devious: :hehe:
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Peter wrote:When they come to the door. Answer it with a boner and have it showing out your pants.
When he's talking about a little tip sticking out or whatever, he's referring to when he has a boner.
And I know I said I needed space,

but I know I can't be comfortable in my own skin.

So when I say I'm scared to be alone, you know I mean it,

I'm just not ready to leave my room.
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Too graphic.
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I See Stars wrote:
Peter wrote:When they come to the door. Answer it with a boner and have it showing out your pants.
When he's talking about a little tip sticking out or whatever, he's referring to when he has a boner.
:lol!:
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LOL@your casual "I mean you've seen my penis" xD

but seriously man, did they at least tell you WHY they want to talk to you?
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witness people? what?
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Fuck, that was hilarious! :lol!:
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You guys make me laugh(:
My dad had these missionary dudes over for pizza one of the days I was there. They kept cussing. It was really weird. o.o
Jordan owns me(:

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whenever they come to my house everyone hides. the don't do it in winter because it's freaking cold out, but in summer, its like its mating season for them.
you have far too much time on your hands

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iemnaiz wrote:witness people? what?
Jehovah
one of those told me that i'd burn in hell and i said hell is warmer and funnier than heaven
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