This ones about a complete d-bag

[Tyler41]

We all know some d-bags...this is a song i wrote about i d-bag i know...


Drivin down the road
Not even fast enough
To hit the speed limit
But I still think I’m pretty tough
Riding in my go cart
Cruising by the pond
Think I’m badass
Because I ran through the neighbor’s lawn
My truck is a piece of shit
Made in 1901
But I’m still cool
Because I’m rocking an air soft gun
All the girls like me
And I like to ride my bike
Turns out my ex girlfriend
Ended up being a dyke

I ain’t no redneck
Even though I listen to
All the country music in the world
I think I’m punk fool
Because I know the words
To a bloodhound gang song
And I have never seen
A girl wearing a thong (except my mom)
I take crappy pictures
And I make shitty videos
But one day I’ll own
Every one of your hoes
My cell phone is ghetto
So I think I am too
And I can’t play the bass
But I’m still cool

I straightened my hair once
To see what it was like
Now I listen to Prince
And took the seat off of my bike
I still ride it
Every single day
Just so everyone will know
That I am gay

[wiggs1441]

[punkrock101]

[CIRCUITzach]

pretty good. i like it. songs are a good way to release your anger.

[Tyler41]

pretty good. i like it. songs are a good way to release your anger.

thanks!
and yeah thats totally true

[Hentaiman]

hahahaha really funny. I liked

[spider-man]

hah I thought this was going go be a rip off of A.N.I.C. when I clicked this funny stuff