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Oh my gooooood!
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:18 am
by Dirty Sanchez
I said to my mom, "Bitch!, buy me a yellow Ferrari RIGHT NOW! ". So I bathe for 4 hours in my jacuzzi eating donuts and watching porn, when my mom calls me. Well the phone was about 2 feet out of reach, so I yelled at my servant to give me the phone (she was downstairs preparing me a 2 foot sub). I finally answer the phone and my mom says she's outside with my Ferrari. I finally go outside in my expensive Italian leather robe, and there is a RED FUCKING FERRARI waiting for me and my stupid mom with a huge smile on her face. I grabbed a big rock and scratched WHORE on the hood. "I SAID I WANTED A YELLOW FERRARI , WHY'D YOU BUY ME A RED ONE? ARE YOU COLOR BLIND? THIS IS YOUR NEW CAR AND YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO ERASE WHORE FROM THE HOOD". So yeah, now I'm stuck with my Hummer and my Corvette until my mom gets back from the dealer with a yellow Ferrari.
EDIT: Actually, I think I want a white/pearl one now.
Re: Oh my gooooood!
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:21 am
by Bass Cone
I feel your pain dude
Re: Oh my gooooood!
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:24 am
by Dylan
hummers and ferraris suck. that Corvette better be a '67 Corvette-Sting ray or you are no longer my n00b.
Re: Oh my gooooood!
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:25 am
by Dirty Sanchez
NoReason27 wrote:hummers and ferraris suck. that Corvette better be a '67 Corvette-Sting ray or you are no longer my n00b.
its a 69............
Re: Oh my gooooood!
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:28 am
by Dylan
Mota Boy wrote:NoReason27 wrote:hummers and ferraris suck. that Corvette better be a '67 Corvette-Sting ray or you are no longer my n00b.
its a 69............
that is not as good, but it's not horrible. you will stay my n00b.
Re: Oh my gooooood!
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:38 am
by Gibsum 41
W...T...F...
Re: Oh my gooooood!
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:39 am
by Dirty Sanchez
Gibsum 41 wrote:W...T...F...
I know, my mom's a cunt isn't she?
Re: Oh my gooooood!
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:32 am
by wiggs1441
that was honestly the funniest thing youve ever said
Re: Oh my gooooood!
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:40 am
by Kano
ur joking right lol
please say yes...
Re: Oh my gooooood!
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 12:49 pm
by budgie
:( i opened this thread expecting to see this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyophYBP_w4
Re: Oh my gooooood!
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 12:53 pm
by Peterr
Re: Oh my gooooood!
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:09 pm
by Bass Cone
Re: Oh my gooooood!
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:09 pm
by Pedro
Re: Oh my gooooood!
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:44 pm
by Dirty Sanchez
daredbus wrote:
LOL @ the offspring symbol on it
Re: Oh my gooooood!
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:46 pm
by Bass Cone
Mota Boy wrote:daredbus wrote:
LOL @ the offspring symbol on it
It's perfect and customized! Except I think you should scratch whore on that one too
Re: Oh my gooooood!
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:56 pm
by Dirty Sanchez
EXCATLY!!!!! I want the damning Pearl one now
Re: Oh my gooooood!
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:58 pm
by Bass Cone
Is it your super sweet sixteen by any chance?
Re: Oh my gooooood!
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 4:00 pm
by Dirty Sanchez
No, that was in April. This is for Fathers Day. And I'm not a dad.
Re: Oh my gooooood!
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 4:02 pm
by Bass Cone
Mota Boy wrote: And I'm not a dad.
Are you sure about that?
Re: Oh my gooooood!
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 4:04 pm
by Dirty Sanchez
Ok, next person who uses the suprised smiley, I'm gonna shove my dick up the hole. And I only......guys.....yea
