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daredbus wrote:

Budgie wrote:

daredbus wrote:did you bring a condom?

a condom? for making out?

things arent likely to move that fast. i only met her 2 days ago...

i could use it to shape balloon animals, i guess. "look, a snake"

Well... when you normally say make out, it would mean sex imo

nah, if we had sex, i wouldve said "we had sex"
anyways, im going out tonight again, and i think shes gonna be there.

sex ftw!
Was she there?

P. wrote:sex ftw!
Was she there?

i havent left yet!

Budgie wrote:

P. wrote:sex ftw!
Was she there?

i havent left yet!

O SHIT!!!!
That all nigheter i pull at kumars house threw me off.

Wow P. just Wow

ahh. my mate managed to fuck everything up tonight.
he rang me 10 minutes before i was ready to leave and had to cancel, which meant that i had to go to the cinema instead, and i didnt see her at all.
next time i see him, ill kick his hole.

pretty crappy night. i was way too sober to enjoy myself.
then i had to wait on a taxi for an hour. the highlight of the night was arriving home.

im sure most of you are sick of hearing me go on about this, so ill try to cut down on the posting from now on...

Budgie wrote:ahh. my mate managed to fuck everything up tonight.
he rang me 10 minutes before i was ready to leave and had to cancel, which meant that i had to go to the cinema instead, and i didnt see her at all.
next time i see him, ill kick his hole.

pretty crappy night. i was way too sober to enjoy myself.
then i had to wait on a taxi for an hour. the highlight of the night was arriving home.

im sure most of you are sick of hearing me go on about this, so ill try to cut down on the posting from now on...

No Budgie!!

Next time you see her, kick her in the hole....if ya know what I mean

tomhoppus wrote:

Budgie wrote:ahh. my mate managed to fuck everything up tonight.
he rang me 10 minutes before i was ready to leave and had to cancel, which meant that i had to go to the cinema instead, and i didnt see her at all.
next time i see him, ill kick his hole.

pretty crappy night. i was way too sober to enjoy myself.
then i had to wait on a taxi for an hour. the highlight of the night was arriving home.

im sure most of you are sick of hearing me go on about this, so ill try to cut down on the posting from now on...

No Budgie!!

Next time you see her, kick her in the hole....if ya know what I mean

okay, just for you

Budgie wrote:

tomhoppus wrote:

Budgie wrote:ahh. my mate managed to fuck everything up tonight.
he rang me 10 minutes before i was ready to leave and had to cancel, which meant that i had to go to the cinema instead, and i didnt see her at all.
next time i see him, ill kick his hole.

pretty crappy night. i was way too sober to enjoy myself.
then i had to wait on a taxi for an hour. the highlight of the night was arriving home.

im sure most of you are sick of hearing me go on about this, so ill try to cut down on the posting from now on...

No Budgie!!

Next time you see her, kick her in the hole....if ya know what I mean

okay, just for you

tomhoppus wrote:

Budgie wrote:ahh. my mate managed to fuck everything up tonight.
he rang me 10 minutes before i was ready to leave and had to cancel, which meant that i had to go to the cinema instead, and i didnt see her at all.
next time i see him, ill kick his hole.

pretty crappy night. i was way too sober to enjoy myself.
then i had to wait on a taxi for an hour. the highlight of the night was arriving home.

im sure most of you are sick of hearing me go on about this, so ill try to cut down on the posting from now on...

No Budgie!!

Next time you see her, kick her in the hole....if ya know what I mean

Budgie said him not her

daredbus wrote:

tomhoppus wrote:

Budgie wrote:ahh. my mate managed to fuck everything up tonight.
he rang me 10 minutes before i was ready to leave and had to cancel, which meant that i had to go to the cinema instead, and i didnt see her at all.
next time i see him, ill kick his hole.

pretty crappy night. i was way too sober to enjoy myself.
then i had to wait on a taxi for an hour. the highlight of the night was arriving home.

im sure most of you are sick of hearing me go on about this, so ill try to cut down on the posting from now on...

No Budgie!!

Next time you see her, kick her in the hole....if ya know what I mean

Budgie said him not her

I know.....thats what the point of the joke was

so my friend was talking to her and apparently she has a boyfriend...
he could be just talking bullshit though.
even if she is taken, i can still see us becoming good friends...

im going out tonight and she might be there, so ill get a chance to find out. wish me luck!

kill her bf

daredbus wrote:kill her bf

if the worst comes to the worst...

some of us never move on....

moved on. theres one or two girls who im interested in at the moment. for a start, i've actually talked to them and been to a concert with them. not bad for starters, eh?
lock, please?

Budgie wrote:moved on. theres one or two girls who im interested in at the moment. for a start, i've actually talked to them and been to a concert with them. not bad for starters, eh?
lock, please?

why lock? we love your stories

Something Corporate wrote:

Budgie wrote:moved on. theres one or two girls who im interested in at the moment. for a start, i've actually talked to them and been to a concert with them. not bad for starters, eh?
lock, please?

why lock? we love your stories

im locking cause this thread is no longer on its original topic.
if anything interesting happens, i'll be sure to post them in a new thread