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I May Well Have Just Ruined Someones Evening...

Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 12:38 am
by Dan
So, I'm staying at my dads, and he lives in this hamlet in the middle of nowhere.

I just went out for a fag, and its rather dark (its just gone midnight at the time it happend). I was wondering around in the dark, and i can hear this dance music. I cant hear the tune, but i could hear the bass. Naturally, im thinking there must be a party going on (I mean, who would listen to dance music that loud in the middle of the night?), so i went to investigate. After a while the music stopped, so i made my way back home.

I must have taken a wrong turn somewhere, because i thought i was back home, but it turned out i was in someone elses driveway (there are no streetlights in this place). I started to turn back, to try and get to the main road.

To the side of me is a hedge, and through the hedge is someones house. Looking through the hedge, i can see a couple, in a passionate embrace. Naturally, being just like any other pervy teenager, I keep watching. The guy starts to undo the girls top, and as he does, the girl breaks away. She looks out the window, points straight at me and the guy looks as well.

I leg it. Eventually, I made my way back home. But I may well have just killed their passion, because they now think theres some pervert watching them going at it!

Hooray!

Sorry... I just had to tell someone.

Re: I May Well Have Just Ruined Someones Evening...

Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 12:43 am
by Dylan
hahaha :lol:

but seriously, if their gonna do it in front of a window, make sure the curtain is closed. :lol:

Re: I May Well Have Just Ruined Someones Evening...

Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 1:35 am
by Peterr
NoReason27 wrote:hahaha :lol:

but seriously, if their gonna do it in front of a window, make sure the curtain is closed. :lol:

Re: I May Well Have Just Ruined Someones Evening...

Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 1:38 am
by Bass Cone
soccer44151 wrote:
NoReason27 wrote:hahaha :lol:

but seriously, if their gonna do it in front of a window, make sure the curtain is closed. :lol:

Re: I May Well Have Just Ruined Someones Evening...

Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 2:17 am
by Gibsum 41
hahaha, that made my day.

Re: I May Well Have Just Ruined Someones Evening...

Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 2:19 am
by Jake
lol dude. their loss xD

Re: I May Well Have Just Ruined Someones Evening...

Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 4:01 am
by BrandonCorey
lol :lol:

Re: I May Well Have Just Ruined Someones Evening...

Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 4:01 am
by BrandonCorey
lol :lol:

Re: I May Well Have Just Ruined Someones Evening...

Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 4:20 am
by tomhoppus
That girl has good eyes...........

Re: I May Well Have Just Ruined Someones Evening...

Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 7:59 am
by Pedro
lol :mrgreen:

Re: I May Well Have Just Ruined Someones Evening...

Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 11:08 am
by ToMaTaN
you should have just stood there when she pointed at you, and gestured that you wanted to join in :P

Re: I May Well Have Just Ruined Someones Evening...

Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 11:13 am
by Jake
ToMaTaN wrote:you should have just stood there when she pointed at you, and gestured that you wanted to join in :P
As its wales... im guessing stand on all fours and wrap urself in coton wool?

Re: I May Well Have Just Ruined Someones Evening...

Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 2:52 pm
by ToMaTaN
Jake wrote:
ToMaTaN wrote:you should have just stood there when she pointed at you, and gestured that you wanted to join in :P
As its wales... im guessing stand on all fours and wrap urself in coton wool?
haha, watch it sunshine, Hereford is a twenty minute drive from Wales!

:P

Re: I May Well Have Just Ruined Someones Evening...

Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 3:40 pm
by Dan
Jake wrote:
ToMaTaN wrote:you should have just stood there when she pointed at you, and gestured that you wanted to join in :P
As its wales... im guessing stand on all fours and wrap urself in coton wool?
Oooh... Actually, my dads house is in Herefordshire... I live with my mum in wales.

Re: I May Well Have Just Ruined Someones Evening...

Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 6:34 pm
by wiggs1441
LMAO!!!

Re: I May Well Have Just Ruined Someones Evening...

Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 7:12 pm
by raishinn
LMFAO :lol:

Re: I May Well Have Just Ruined Someones Evening...

Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 7:32 pm
by Bobbyjames
hahaha, that actually did make my day, thank you

Re: I May Well Have Just Ruined Someones Evening...

Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 9:19 pm
by Jonny
Story would have been 10x more funny if you were jerking off.

Re: I May Well Have Just Ruined Someones Evening...

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 7:06 pm
by ToMaTaN
Dan wrote:
Jake wrote:
ToMaTaN wrote:you should have just stood there when she pointed at you, and gestured that you wanted to join in :P
As its wales... im guessing stand on all fours and wrap urself in coton wool?
Oooh... Actually, my dads house is in Herefordshire... I live with my mum in wales.
your dad has anal sex with me for money

Re: I May Well Have Just Ruined Someones Evening...

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 9:05 pm
by wiggs1441
Jonny wrote:Story would have been 10x more funny if you were jerking off.
it would. hehe