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Always read directions: Eeating Paste

Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 2:58 pm
by Peterr
So, today for breakfast i decided to make pancakes. I didn't read the directions and it said to add eggs and a dash of milk. So i basically mixed water and flour together.... Then, me being a dumbass, ate it.... Now i'm throwing up shit everywere :lol:

Re: Always read directions: Eeating Paste

Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 3:03 pm
by tomhoppus
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiice

Re: Always read directions: Eeating Paste

Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 3:34 pm
by K.
tomhoppus wrote:Niiiiiiiiiiiiiice
:lol:

Re: Always read directions: Eeating Paste

Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 4:11 pm
by Pedro
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Re: Always read directions: Eeating Paste

Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 4:13 pm
by raishinn
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Re: Always read directions: Eeating Paste

Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 4:40 pm
by Gibsum 41
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Always read directions: Eeating Paste

Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 5:39 pm
by wiggs1441
:smug: :) :D :lol: :mrgreen: :shock: :o :(

Re: Always read directions: Eeating Paste

Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 10:25 pm
by Dylan
lol what made you think that water and flour would taste good? :lol:

one time i made cookies, and i have no idea what went wrong, but the cookies all melted together in the oven an i ended getting a GIANT but really thin cookie. it idn't taste bad, but i have no idea why it did that. :?

Re: Always read directions: Eeating Paste

Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 11:56 pm
by Peterr
NoReason27 wrote:lol what made you think that water and flour would taste good? :lol:

one time i made cookies, and i have no idea what went wrong, but the cookies all melted together in the oven an i ended getting a GIANT but really thin cookie. it idn't taste bad, but i have no idea why it did that. :?
Ok, i finally stopped throwing up..
I didn't know it was flour (it came in a cheap pancake mix box) until after i was done. I thought it was just that i put to much peanut butter on it. So i basically ate cooked paste :|

Re: Always read directions: Eeating Paste

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 12:49 am
by Dylan
you eat your pankcakes with peanut butter? never heard of that before.

Re: Always read directions: Eeating Paste

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 1:01 am
by tomhoppus
NoReason27 wrote:you eat your pankcakes with peanut butter? never heard of that before.
i do, it fucking awesome. You dont spread peanut butter on it, you put a little chuck on the side of your plate

Re: Always read directions: Eeating Paste

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:53 am
by Peterr
tomhoppus wrote:
NoReason27 wrote:you eat your pankcakes with peanut butter? never heard of that before.
i do, it fucking awesome. You dont spread peanut butter on it, you put a little chuck on the side of your plate
Try it.
It's good.
You'll like it.
Trust me.
:)

Re: Always read directions: Eeating Paste

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:11 pm
by The Bitter End
LOL!

I've been there before.

Re: Always read directions: Eeating Paste

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 12:01 pm
by Pedro
lol this shit never gets old but
jotty wrote:LOL!

I've been there before.
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goddamn bumpers :mad:

Re: Always read directions: Eeating Paste

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 5:20 pm
by tomhoppus
When you do that type of stuff, I think you have to center it....

Re: Always read directions: Eeating Paste

Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 11:27 am
by Pedro
tomhoppus wrote:When you do that type of stuff, I think you have to center it....
no, it will fuck up the art/drawing

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EDIT: FUCK, IM WRONG :balling: anyways, it's a good idea

Re: Always read directions: Eeating Paste

Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 2:36 am
by LTS
Something Corporate wrote:
tomhoppus wrote:When you do that type of stuff, I think you have to center it....
no, it will fuck up the art/drawing

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EDIT: FUCK, IM WRONG :balling: anyways, it's a good idea
adding some sideways ~~~~'s and a little bit of ( . ) ( . ) <--(eyes not boobes) and you can make a homer simpson... that's what i first thought of when i saw that.

Re: Always read directions: Eeating Paste

Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 2:52 am
by Pedro
LTS wrote:
Something Corporate wrote:
tomhoppus wrote:When you do that type of stuff, I think you have to center it....
no, it will fuck up the art/drawing

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EDIT: FUCK, IM WRONG :balling: anyways, it's a good idea
adding some sideways ~~~~'s and a little bit of ( . ) ( . ) <--(eyes not boobes) and you can make a homer simpson... that's what i first thought of when i saw that.

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