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it's about a guy who sharpens his reverse flying-V into a very sharp point. he attaches a knife to it that retracts and he kills people with it.

its gonna be 500 pages and about 250 chapters. the book is partly electronical and is the exact size and shape of said guitar. the book will have stringsand be a wroking guitar. to get past each chapter, you have to play a solo that gets more difficult each chapter. at the 175th chapter is where thay are so insane, some people may never even finish the book. and to add to that insult, its gonna be really boring and very descriptive of even, say, the carpet. the good stuff doesn't even happen until the 125th chapter.

so, what do you think? 8)
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Hahaha I'd read that :D
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:?



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That's the best idea since someone invented V
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I'd read it :lol:
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janetvaher wrote:I'd read it :lol:
I would read it too, bit I would not be able to finish it.
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HilgaMan wrote:
janetvaher wrote:I'd read it :lol:
I would read it too, bit I would not be able to finish it.
I'd listen to it on a tape
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tomhoppus wrote:
HilgaMan wrote:
janetvaher wrote:I'd read it :lol:
I would read it too, bit I would not be able to finish it.
I'd listen to it on a tape
mes too.
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Haha, I'd by two copies of that book!
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I would quite like that book
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boniboyblue wrote:I would quite like that book
i'd see the movie.... lol
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tomhoppus wrote:
HilgaMan wrote:
janetvaher wrote:I'd read it :lol:
I would read it too, bit I would not be able to finish it.
I'd listen to it on a tape
what, like sticky tape?
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budgie wrote:
tomhoppus wrote:
HilgaMan wrote:
janetvaher wrote:I'd read it :lol:
I would read it too, bit I would not be able to finish it.
I'd listen to it on a tape
what, like sticky tape?
No, casseste tape

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kthxbai :mrgreen:
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tomhoppus wrote:
HilgaMan wrote:
janetvaher wrote:I'd read it :lol:
I would read it too, bit I would not be able to finish it.
I'd listen to it on a tape
you would still have to paly the solos for each chapter.
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i like it 8)
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NoReason27 wrote:
tomhoppus wrote:
HilgaMan wrote:
janetvaher wrote:I'd read it :lol:
I would read it too, bit I would not be able to finish it.
I'd listen to it on a tape
you would still have to paly the solos for each chapter.
Then i'd hire brownsound :P
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the last 25 chapters' solos would too intense even for Dave and the guys from dragonforce. :P
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NoReason27 wrote:the last 25 chapters' solos would too intense even for Dave and the guys from dragonforce. :P
Fuck it, and literally. I'd get a monkey, fuck it (not rape it :wink:) and hope that its screeches sound right...........
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Gunner wrote:Haha, I'd by two copies of that book!
thats not nearly enough :?

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