2 emo themed parodies
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 3:09 am
heres one i wrote a while ago about this really faggy kid at my school. he's a real jackas and no one likes him. hi dyed his hair purple thinking it was black and he was caught looking at naked pictures of R. Kelly 
we all called him emo, which pissed him off.
i picked Lithium becaus eit had the perfect flow for a song like that.
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if your offended by "emo" don't read this. you have been warned.
parody of Lithum by Nirvana
I’m so emo ‘cause today
I slit my wrists
Yes I did
Im so high, but that’s not good, cause I die soon.
Broke my arm
Got in to a fight to get more drugs.
Im still scared
Cause im hated every day
Cause Im emo
Yeah, yeah yeah (x6)
Im so ugly, cause today I dyed my hair
And im not proud
And maybe I should’ve read the colour dye
But I was high
So I didn’t care, and now I got purple hair
And im still high
Im so horny, that’s not good cause…
that’s R. Kelly!
Oh God No! (x6)
I like it- don’t tell my drug freinds
I want to- don’t tell my drug freinds
I love him- don’t tell my drug freinds
Ill kill you- if you tell them that
(x2)
Im so happy , cause today
I found that site
Its in my fav’s
Im so emo, that’s not good, cuase I get laughed at
Broke my leg
Fell down the stairs, when I was high, got knocked out, waist of pot.
And im not mad
over to my computer
Cause I got R. Kelly
Oh God NO! (x6)
I want him- do not laugh
I miss him- please just don’t laugh
I want him- don’t tell Tabitha
R Kelly… hes my lover
(x2)
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this one is about the same thing.
Emo at a bathrom sink
Parody of
Devil in a Midnight mass by Billy Talent
A emo at a bathroom sink
His blood runs just like ink
A memory of purple hair
Was supposed to be black, not fair!
Close your eyes and count to 10
Pain is flowing all over
Bloodstains in the bathroom sink
Slitting my wrist, wad ya think?
I am an emo, and im saying …
Slit my wrists… for the rest of my life,
Slit my wrists… for the rest of my life,
Violent Nights … at the blades of my knifes
“Purple haired emoâ€Â… is not that nice
Slit my wrists… for the rest of my life,
Slit my wrists… ive got a knife!
I’m ugly!
An emo at a bathroom sink
Grabs an alcoholic drink
The Jack Daniels in his hands.
he'll never drink away his pain
Close your eyes and count to 10
Pain is flowing all over
No more faith in hairdressers,
Not the breathalyser test!
I am an emo, and I am saying …
Slit my wrists… for the rest of my life,
Slit my wrists… for the rest of my life,
Violent Nights … at the blades of my knifes
“Purple haired emoâ€Â… is not that nice
Slit my wrists… for the rest of my life,
Slit my wrists… ive got a knife!
I’m ugly!
Whisper, whisper… don’t tell no one,
I’m looking up R Kelly nude!
we all called him emo, which pissed him off.i picked Lithium becaus eit had the perfect flow for a song like that.
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if your offended by "emo" don't read this. you have been warned.
parody of Lithum by Nirvana
I’m so emo ‘cause today
I slit my wrists
Yes I did
Im so high, but that’s not good, cause I die soon.
Broke my arm
Got in to a fight to get more drugs.
Im still scared
Cause im hated every day
Cause Im emo
Yeah, yeah yeah (x6)
Im so ugly, cause today I dyed my hair
And im not proud
And maybe I should’ve read the colour dye
But I was high
So I didn’t care, and now I got purple hair
And im still high
Im so horny, that’s not good cause…
that’s R. Kelly!
Oh God No! (x6)
I like it- don’t tell my drug freinds
I want to- don’t tell my drug freinds
I love him- don’t tell my drug freinds
Ill kill you- if you tell them that
(x2)
Im so happy , cause today
I found that site
Its in my fav’s
Im so emo, that’s not good, cuase I get laughed at
Broke my leg
Fell down the stairs, when I was high, got knocked out, waist of pot.
And im not mad
over to my computer
Cause I got R. Kelly
Oh God NO! (x6)
I want him- do not laugh
I miss him- please just don’t laugh
I want him- don’t tell Tabitha
R Kelly… hes my lover
(x2)
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this one is about the same thing.
Emo at a bathrom sink
Parody of
Devil in a Midnight mass by Billy Talent
A emo at a bathroom sink
His blood runs just like ink
A memory of purple hair
Was supposed to be black, not fair!
Close your eyes and count to 10
Pain is flowing all over
Bloodstains in the bathroom sink
Slitting my wrist, wad ya think?
I am an emo, and im saying …
Slit my wrists… for the rest of my life,
Slit my wrists… for the rest of my life,
Violent Nights … at the blades of my knifes
“Purple haired emoâ€Â… is not that nice
Slit my wrists… for the rest of my life,
Slit my wrists… ive got a knife!
I’m ugly!
An emo at a bathroom sink
Grabs an alcoholic drink
The Jack Daniels in his hands.
he'll never drink away his pain
Close your eyes and count to 10
Pain is flowing all over
No more faith in hairdressers,
Not the breathalyser test!
I am an emo, and I am saying …
Slit my wrists… for the rest of my life,
Slit my wrists… for the rest of my life,
Violent Nights … at the blades of my knifes
“Purple haired emoâ€Â… is not that nice
Slit my wrists… for the rest of my life,
Slit my wrists… ive got a knife!
I’m ugly!
Whisper, whisper… don’t tell no one,
I’m looking up R Kelly nude!
