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I believe...
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 11:38 pm
by Zam
I believe that the reason to AIDS is flowers.
Well, you've seen how Africa is. Deserted, with very little vegetation... and no flowers... and Africa has also got the highest levels of AIDS in the whole world. What I believe is that African people have eaten flowers to survive and those flowers have caused all of the AIDS, which explains why the rich people in Africa don't have AIDS.
Conclusion: Africans should stop eating flowers. They get AIDS because of it. Flowers are the main cause of AIDS.
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 11:40 pm
by Arcane
oh fuck i eat dandilions!!!....
DANDILIONS!!
Re: I believe...
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 11:42 pm
by [stoked-cow]
Zam wrote:
Flowers are the main cause of AIDS.
this is the main reason i am taking a shotgun out with me tomorrow, and the fact it's a chick magnet. and sometimes those weird guys who dress up like old women...
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 11:43 pm
by Zam
swish wrote:oh fuck i eat dandilions!!!....
DANDILIONS!!
Nah, dandelions give you skin, eye, lung and brain cancer. Don't worry.
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 11:54 pm
by Arcane
Zam wrote:swish wrote:oh fuck i eat dandilions!!!....
DANDILIONS!!
Nah, dandelions give you skin, eye, lung and brain cancer. Don't worry.
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 11:58 pm
by Zam
swish wrote:Zam wrote:swish wrote:oh fuck i eat dandilions!!!....
DANDILIONS!!
Nah, dandelions give you skin, eye, lung and brain cancer. Don't worry.
At least it's not AIDS.
Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 12:09 am
by [stoked-cow]
Zam wrote:swish wrote:Zam wrote:swish wrote:oh fuck i eat dandilions!!!....
DANDILIONS!!
Nah, dandelions give you skin, eye, lung and brain cancer. Don't worry.
At least it's not AIDS.
count yourself lucky
Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 12:16 am
by Zam
[stoked-cow] wrote:Zam wrote:swish wrote:Zam wrote:swish wrote:oh fuck i eat dandilions!!!....
DANDILIONS!!
Nah, dandelions give you skin, eye, lung and brain cancer. Don't worry.
At least it's not AIDS.
count yourself lucky
Seriously, though, I've been through AIDS and got rid of it. I'm that good.
Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 12:19 am
by Arcane
ZAM THINKS HE HAD AIDS WHEN ACTUALLY HE JUST HAD RABIES
THE WHITE STUFF FROTHING FROM HIS MOUTH WAS FROM THE RABIES BUT HE ALSO HAD IT FROTHING FROM HIS MOUTH WHEN HE WAS CURED
THIS WAS ACTUALLY THE CAUSE OF MY PENIS IN HIS MOUTH WHILE HE SLEPT.... PURELY FOR PRACTICAL JOKE REASON .... :?
Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 12:20 am
by formerly killer41
i believe it's the lack of condoms in africa.
8)
rich people have them, poor people don't.
Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 12:23 am
by Zam
formerly killer41 wrote:i believe it's the lack of condoms in africa.
8)
rich people have them, poor people don't.
STFU! It's the flowers!
Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 12:23 am
by Zam
formerly killer41 wrote:i believe it's the lack of condoms in africa.
8)
rich people have them, poor people don't.
STFU! It's the flowers!
Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 12:25 am
by Arcane
mannn i'd hate to be a florist in africa....or a goat for that matter
Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 12:28 am
by Ken
That doesn't explain the sexual transmission. Not everyone stuffs flowers up their ass.
Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 12:31 am
by Zam
Ken of Contradiction wrote:That doesn't explain the sexual transmission. Not everyone stuffs flowers up their ass.
Well, they pass it when they have children.
I never said it wasn't contagious.
Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 1:20 am
by LTS
Ken of Contradiction wrote:That doesn't explain the sexual transmission. Not everyone stuffs flowers up their ass.
what if you sit down in a feild of flowers
Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 2:48 am
by Kylio
Not all of Africa is deserted, they just choose to show you that in the commercials for starving children.
Ever heard of the Congo?
Deep african jungles?
Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 4:10 am
by Phili
lol, yeah. If you'd seen Rocked, you'd know there are flowers everywhere.
The reason behind AIDS in Africa is lack of condoms and proper sterilization of needles. End of story.
Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 2:27 pm
by Bobbyjames
lmao, fuckin flowers, i knew they were evil and useless.
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 1:58 am
by Zam
STFU!!! IT'S FLOWERS!!!!