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Chuck Norris & Sum 41 Jokes Thread!

Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 1:26 am
by HugoDisasters
Shittin' ideas like rainbows coming out of my ass.

Post all the jokes you can come to mind that has to do with Chuck Norris AND Sum 41.


Chuck Norris didn't know about music until Sum 41 came around.


I know some jokes will be lame-ass but i have a feeling we can make this a popular thread! COME ON PEOPLE!

Re: Chuck Norris & Sum 41 Jokes Thread!

Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 3:53 am
by ÜBERCUNT
Sum 41 raped Chuck Norris.................hah...................hah

Re: Chuck Norris & Sum 41 Jokes Thread!

Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 6:59 am
by Vash15
After hearing Fat Lip, Chuck Norris temporarily retired the roundhouse kick in favor of punching everyone he saw in the mouth.


...That's all I've got

Re: Chuck Norris & Sum 41 Jokes Thread!

Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:36 am
by ptido
Chuck Norris produced all Sum41's album, that's why they are so great.

Re: Chuck Norris & Sum 41 Jokes Thread!

Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 12:07 pm
by FuckT41182
if somebody can make a joke that will be at least half funny then I'll eat my balls

Re: Chuck Norris & Sum 41 Jokes Thread!

Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 3:37 pm
by Billy41
Sum41 show's keep getting canceled, they say it's caus of Deryck's back. But thats only because their fans keep coming up with lame ass Chuck Norris jokes. The Chuck doesn't like bad jokes.



Best thing I could come up with..

Re: Chuck Norris & Sum 41 Jokes Thread!

Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 4:28 pm
by Bobbyjames
Sum 41 didn't name Chuck after Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris named Chuck after Chuck Norris.

Re: Chuck Norris & Sum 41 Jokes Thread!

Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 4:55 pm
by Gregorovich
FuckT41182 wrote:if somebody can make a joke that will be at least half funny then I'll eat my balls
True dat. This thread eats balls.

Re: Chuck Norris & Sum 41 Jokes Thread!

Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 5:55 pm
by Madjid
1- We have a Jokes/Riddles section ( which blows )
2- We've had this thread before ( It was all lulz and everything then it blew )
3- This thread/idea of combining Chuck Norris and Sum 41 is sooo lame, it makes my Ramadan Fasting even worse.

Kill me now?

Re: Chuck Norris & Sum 41 Jokes Thread!

Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 7:18 pm
by wiggs1441
Bobbyjames wrote:Sum 41 didn't name Chuck after Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris named Chuck after Chuck Norris.
Only funny joke. This thread is fucking stupid.

Re: Chuck Norris & Sum 41 Jokes Thread!

Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 7:58 pm
by Stef
This thread is as dry as Chuck Norris his pussy

Re: Chuck Norris & Sum 41 Jokes Thread!

Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 9:17 pm
by ÜBERCUNT
Chuck Norris is......cool? :sosad: :confusion:

Re: Chuck Norris & Sum 41 Jokes Thread!

Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:06 pm
by Gregorovich
Lock this shiz please. For the good of the forum.

Re: Chuck Norris & Sum 41 Jokes Thread!

Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:07 pm
by Tyler41
Gregorovich wrote:Lock this shiz please. For the good of the forum.

Re: Chuck Norris & Sum 41 Jokes Thread!

Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:46 pm
by HugoDisasters
Stef wrote:This thread is as dry as Chuck Norris his pussy
:2cool4u:

Re: Chuck Norris & Sum 41 Jokes Thread!

Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:21 am
by SickofEveryone
FuckT41182 wrote:if somebody can make a joke that will be at least half funny then I'll eat my balls

Re: Chuck Norris & Sum 41 Jokes Thread!

Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 2:20 am
by Jeremy Kill
This thread has crashed and burned and the best thing to do would be to put it out of its misery.

Re: Chuck Norris & Sum 41 Jokes Thread!

Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 9:16 am
by Bobbyjames
but first, let's laugh at it.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Re: Chuck Norris & Sum 41 Jokes Thread!

Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 9:20 am
by Boni
Bobbyjames wrote:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.