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Uhhhh

Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 11:12 pm
by patenttiftw
So this chick I've been knowing via facebook for like a week or something, texting and talking on the phone, etcetc..... We still haven't seen each other live now tho.

So um. was it yesterday or a day before(cant recall it) she cried about something some guy rejected him as she was offering him sexx. So um, I tried to make her feel better(i dont remember that good what i said...) but tonight she asked did i really think that, I said lyek , uuum yeah.... Then she offered herself coming over for a f#&¡Ck to my house...!!????? It was lyek, "you can do anything that you want". Well yeah of coooooourse, but therez like few things I think wouldnt be that right...

A) shes born in 97, almost as young as my lil sis... Itd be almost illegal im filling 17 soon:S:S:S:S:Ssss
B) it'd be rather awkward if my dad came while it....
C) im hell of shy irl lyek really, atleast when coming to stuff like thizz adgnbbm
D) 'd be my first timeh

And um shes not bad looking, like not at alll yknoz

If i say no she'll probz get mad at meh and cut off :( And if i say i would like to like in month or so she wants it lyek now or next weeek or whatever. Tell me what i should do cmooon

Re: Uhhhh

Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 11:13 pm
by Gregorovich
Personally I wouldn't go for it - that would be a bad move. Try and... satisfy her some other way.

Re: Uhhhh

Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 11:16 pm
by samueeL
Don't do it.

Re: Uhhhh

Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 11:16 pm
by Jables
I'd get her over, but not have the canoodles with her or anything due to her age, but you could as Greggy said, satisfy her some other way :happy:

Re: Uhhhh

Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 11:22 pm
by Jake
Dude. She's 14. No.

Just No.

Re: Uhhhh

Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 11:25 pm
by samueeL
I just gotta say, remember that D) isn't any reason to do it now even tho it might seem like the biggest reason. You'll have time, you're only 16. It's not a contest.

Re: Uhhhh

Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 11:34 pm
by Dylan
1) type normal. i realize that english may not be your first language, but please talk normal.

2) she's 14 years old? sounds likes she's already had sex before. just do it, you two will never amount to anything more. better to get it out of the way early. plus you're kinda ugly, so go for it.

just wait two years, she's gonna be one of those REALLY slutty girls who will have fucked everyone. why not be one of the first?


/badadvice

Re: Uhhhh

Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 11:36 pm
by UltraKolby
Don't do it, sounds like a slut. There is always next time with a different person

Re: Uhhhh

Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 11:44 pm
by SickofEveryone
Gregorovich wrote:Personally I wouldn't go for it - that would be a bad move. Try and... satisfy her some other way.
Agreed. Don't fucking do it!

Re: Uhhhh

Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 12:06 am
by Shelley41
HAHHAHAHA.

Oh, the youth. Tyler, there is your slut.

Re: Uhhhh

Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 12:23 am
by Jake-41
Listen to me.


.. Do it. Or you're gay. End of.

Re: Uhhhh

Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 12:24 am
by withchappedlips
I disagree with a lot of what these people are saying. If you feel comfortable doing it, then do it. Age isn't that big of a deal. However, if you aren't comfortable with it, then just tell her that you aren't and try to help her in some other way.

Re: Uhhhh

Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 12:28 am
by Jake-41
Mothafucking Monster wrote:I disagree with a lot of what these people are saying. If you feel comfortable doing it, then do it. Age isn't that big of a deal. However, if you aren't comfortable with it, then just tell her that you aren't and try to help her in some other way.
Nah.. If he don't fuck her, someone else is apparently going to. (The last guy she talked too, for example.)

Hit it and quit it. You ATLEAST might learn something.

Re: Uhhhh

Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 12:28 am
by FuckT41182
it depends on one thing, do you enjoy fucking a woman that everyone can fuck ? I would invite her over and piss on her from my window, because than she would see my pretty dick and she'd go nuts just to get in, but no, she wouldn't be able to, just no, fuck, such a stupid slut ...

Re: Uhhhh

Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 12:31 am
by Janet
:wordyo: story bro

It's really something you need to decide for yourself.

Re: Uhhhh

Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 2:53 am
by sumfan4
I can't understand half of what you just said, you typed it like a fucking 13 year old girl texting.

....but just go for it, it's sex! :2cool4u:

Re: Uhhhh

Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 2:55 am
by Resident Skumfuk
Jake-41 wrote:Hit it and quit it.

Re: Uhhhh

Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 3:33 am
by Gutter Dreams
she is kinda young.. but
avolition wrote: It's really something you need to decide for yourself.

Re: Uhhhh

Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 3:59 am
by fergal41
FuckT41182 wrote:it depends on one thing, do you enjoy fucking a woman that everyone can fuck ? I would invite her over and piss on her from my window, because than she would see my pretty dick and she'd go nuts just to get in, but no, she wouldn't be able to, just no, fuck, such a stupid slut ...
What a post!

You probably shouldn't dude. Like someone else said, you're only sixteen and it's no race. In a few years time you'll be sick of the clunge. I vote invite her over and rough her up with your biggest pals. Throw the slag in a bin and roll it down the hill. Top stuff.

Uhhhh

Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 4:27 am
by Jeremy Kill
fergal41 wrote:
FuckT41182 wrote:it depends on one thing, do you enjoy fucking a woman that everyone can fuck ? I would invite her over and piss on her from my window, because than she would see my pretty dick and she'd go nuts just to get in, but no, she wouldn't be able to, just no, fuck, such a stupid slut ...
What a post!

You probably shouldn't dude. Like someone else said, you're only sixteen and it's no race. In a few years time you'll be sick of the clunge. I vote invite her over and rough her up with your biggest pals. Throw the slag in a bin and roll it down the hill. Top stuff.