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Anyone ever heard of these?
I find them actually much funnier than regular jokes. Although some are very morbid they are still very funny.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

There's an Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

Your friend is so gay, he has consensual sex with other men. and enjoys it.

Why was six afraid of seven?
It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

A man walks into a bar, he is an alcoholic and is ruining his family.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawer?

we are both lawyers

I liked the first two, but after that, they became a bit silly

Lars wrote:I liked the first two, but after that, they became a bit silly

Pretty much..

blackhawk1105 wrote:

Lars wrote:I liked the first two, but after that, they became a bit silly

Pretty much..

Really? I guess no one shares my sense of humour

blackhawk1105 wrote:

Lars wrote:I liked the first two, but after that, they became a bit silly

Pretty much..

True that.

the "your momma" one is brilliant! I will be using it!

Whoa! Funny how the leak brings so many blasts from the past here.

I literally rofl'd at this. Well done, mate.

How about this:
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.

TomiT14 wrote:Whoa! Funny how the leak brings so many blasts from the past here.

The new album did not the leak

Those were actually pretty good. I wasn't ROFLing for anything, but I chortled!

TomiT14 wrote:Whoa! Funny how the leak brings so many blasts from the past here.

that's what I thought when I first saw this thread! I'm just waiting for Zam to turn up now.

Ahh i heard something like that earlier.. can´t remember the exact joke but ill try:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

The chicken does not have the knowledge to know what a 'road' is, neither does he know he is crossing it so actually, no, it didn't cross the road.

Wennis wrote:Ahh i heard something like that earlier.. can´t remember the exact joke but ill try:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

The chicken does not have the knowledge to know what a 'road' is, neither does he know he is crossing it so actually, no, it didn't cross the road.

That is a good one

what do you call an Arab flying a 747?

a Pilot.

lol i lovee anti jokes

http://anti-joke.com/

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff?

They were my friends.






An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Well hello new Facebook status updates and Twitter tweets.

Jeremy Kill wrote:Well hello new Facebook status updates and Twitter tweets.

haha, same!

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears?

She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

Ari Gold wrote:

Jeremy Kill wrote:Well hello new Facebook status updates and Twitter tweets.

haha, same!

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears?

She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

Ahahaha!

I would try Facebookin statusing them unfortunately no one on my friends list would get them, I'd just look like an idiot

get yourself on Twitter, we'll all follow you then we can all laugh! (at the jokes, not you!)

The lawyer one is pretty funny