Your Favorite Quotations

[gejmik]

"The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11 months old." - Barney Stinson

[Wennis]

'' Don't worry, if there is a hell below, WE'RE ALL GONNA GO! '' - Deryck Whibley

[I'm A Cunt [*banned*]]

"Just farted, scorched the wall" - Dylan Tibbles Chrislip.

[FuckT41182]

"The real damage is done by those millions who want to 'survive.' The honest men who just want to be left in peace. Those who don’t want their little lives disturbed by anything bigger than themselves. Those with no sides and no causes. Those who won’t take measure of their own strength, for fear of antagonizing their own weakness. Those who don’t like to make waves—or enemies. Those for whom freedom, honour, truth, and principles are only literature. Those who live small, mate small, die small. It’s the reductionist approach to life: if you keep it small, you’ll keep it under control. If you don’t make any noise, the bogeyman won’t find you. But it’s all an illusion, because they die too, those people who roll up their spirits into tiny little balls so as to be safe. Safe?! From what? Life is always on the edge of death; narrow streets lead to the same place as wide avenues, and a little candle burns itself out just like a flaming torch does. I choose my own way to burn."
— Sophie Scholl

"Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid." - Albert Einstein

[Noreason757]

"Life is a waterfall, there is one in the river and one again after the fall"
- Serj Tankian


"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro, I'm Broda!"
- Barney Stinson

[FuckT41182]

"The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing." Albert Einstein

[SickofEveryone]

" I shall allow no man to belittle my soul by making me hate him" - Booker T Washington.

One man cannot hold another man down in the ditch without remaining down in the ditch with him.
-Booker T. Washington

"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are." -
Kurt Cobain

[FuckT41182]

How can we expect a righteousness to prevail when there is hardly anyone who will give himself up undividedly to a righteous cause? - Sophie Scholl, the most beautiful woman I have never seen

[gejmik]

"Insanity is checking the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." - Ben Franklin/Albert Einstein, not sure.

[FuckT41182]

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans. - John Lennon

[HugoDisasters]

Keep this thread going guys!
We need content

If only we'd have a thread with all the epic things the Sums have said through the years- It would give us a great insight of their, well evolutionary perspective

[SickofEveryone]

" I'd rather me hated for who I am, then loved for who I'm not" - Kurt Cobain

"The beauty will outshine the ugly side, you just have to take the time to see it." - Myself

[182sins]

Well for now the one that's really meaningful to me is:
"Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life." ~Steve Jobs

His death really surprised me and I don't know, I feel like he was a good man. He surely left his mark on earth and well, this quote is really beautiful IMO

[SickofEveryone]

Well for now the one that's really meaningful to me is:
"Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life." ~Steve Jobs

His death really surprised me and I don't know, I feel like he was a good man. He surely left his mark on earth and well, this quote is really beautiful IMO

I like that quote.

[RileSum]

“Jesus waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died. They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I died yesterday!" and they'd be all, "Uh, you look pretty alive to me, dude..." and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and the dude'd be like "Uhh okay, whatever you say, bro..." And he's not gonna come back on a Saturday. Everybody's busy, doing chores, workin' the loom, trimmin' the beard, NO. He waited the perfect number of days, three. Plus it's Sunday, so everyone's in church already, and they're all in there like "Oh no, Jesus is dead", and then BAM! He bursts in the back door, runnin' up the aisle, everyone's totally psyched, and FYI, that's when he invented the high five. That's why we wait three days to call a woman, because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait.... True story.”
-Barney Stinson

[UltraKolby]

"If your not first, your last" - Ricky Bobby
"I'm not stalking them, I'm just following them" - Me
"Life is full of disappoints" - i don't know

[FuckT41182]

"Life is full of disappoints" - i don't know

This quote has just won the competition, it is officially the stupidest quote ever spoken, or written

[Jake]

They keep going, "Are you working on another Tool album?" I'm like a mother on a table. I'm, like, giving birth to a baby, and you're asking me if I'm going to have another baby. Not right now, probably. Don't really feel like having sex right now, I'm having a fucking baby. I'm out here busting my ass; we're working hard on this. This is our new child; we're nurturing it, developing it and showing it to the world.
—Maynard James Keenan

[FuckT41182]

"The Child is father of the Man." - William Wordsworth

"I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people." - Rodney Dangerfield

"Either you run the day or the day runs you." - Jim Rohn

[gejmik]

dunno if it's not here already..
Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity. ~ very wise guy on youtube.