I'm bored, how about instead of locking or delete, add something funny? because my convo is lacking it.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: am male 22 from india in chennai city
Stranger: u ?
You: theres something trying to crawl out of my ass. i think its poop.
Stranger: u sexy female
Stranger: hello r u there?
You have disconnected.
we all think it.
people from india are so fucking weird.
omegle thread number 45?
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I'm A Cunt [*banned*]
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Re: omegle thread number 45?
I've got a few jokes, that they can be quite offensive to some people.
How's you know when your girlfriend wants you?
When you put your hand down her pants and it feels like like you're feeding a horse.
How do you know when your wife is really dead?
Your sex life is the same but the washing pile is bigger.
How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?
Call her and tell her.
What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down and use lube.
How's you know when your girlfriend wants you?
When you put your hand down her pants and it feels like like you're feeding a horse.
How do you know when your wife is really dead?
Your sex life is the same but the washing pile is bigger.
How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?
Call her and tell her.
What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down and use lube.
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I'm A Cunt [*banned*]
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Re: omegle thread number 45?
LMAO AT THE LAST ONE
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Boni
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Re: omegle thread number 45?
I've got one more that I can think of, but here's hoping everyone understands it.
Italian Guy: When I finish making a-love to my girlafriend I go down and tickle the back of her knees she floats 6 inches above da bed in ectasy
French Guy: Zat is nothing when I finish with ze girl ah kiss her all ze way down her body and zen lick ze soles of ze feet, she floats 10 inches above the bed in ecstasy.
Scottish Guy: When am finished riding ma burd a wipe ma tadger oan the sheets and she hits the fucking roof!
Italian Guy: When I finish making a-love to my girlafriend I go down and tickle the back of her knees she floats 6 inches above da bed in ectasy
French Guy: Zat is nothing when I finish with ze girl ah kiss her all ze way down her body and zen lick ze soles of ze feet, she floats 10 inches above the bed in ecstasy.
Scottish Guy: When am finished riding ma burd a wipe ma tadger oan the sheets and she hits the fucking roof!
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Tyler41
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Re: omegle thread number 45?
i like jokes
All that I need is time for me to breathe. Dream little dreams that only I believe. Now that I see beyond the light, I'm gonna be, I'll be alright.
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Re: omegle thread number 45?
Holy shit, lol.Boni Boy Blue wrote:I've got a few jokes, that they can be quite offensive to some people.
How's you know when your girlfriend wants you?
When you put your hand down her pants and it feels like like you're feeding a horse.
How do you know when your wife is really dead?
Your sex life is the same but the washing pile is bigger.
How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?
Call her and tell her.
What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down and use lube.
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Re: omegle thread number 45?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: heeeeeeeeeeeeey
Stranger: so, tell me
You: tell me why? aint nothing but a heart ache, aint nothing but a mistake, tell me why? I never wanna hear you say
Stranger: whats on your mind right now
Stranger: ?
You: I
You: WANT IT
You: THAAAAAAT WAY
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: I am from india .. you like indians..
Stranger: hi
You: heeeeeeeeeeeeey
Stranger: so, tell me
You: tell me why? aint nothing but a heart ache, aint nothing but a mistake, tell me why? I never wanna hear you say
Stranger: whats on your mind right now
Stranger: ?
You: I
You: WANT IT
You: THAAAAAAT WAY
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: I am from india .. you like indians..
Silent in the trees.
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Re: omegle thread number 45?
LMAO!! Jokeds altways make me cfrap laughing!!!
NoReason27 is my mastah.
Kano and Still Waiting are my official n00bs. Mess with them and before you know it you'll be working in Nickelodeon
J-pan, xmarryxx and conspiracyof1000 are my grandn00bs and T. is my brothah
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Re: omegle thread number 45?
EPICBoni Boy Blue wrote:
What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down and use lube.
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