....and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
And I hate, hate, hate your guts,
I hate, hate, hate your guts,
And I'll never talk to you again,
unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again,
I'll never talk to you again
It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs
It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs
and he shit shit shits his pants.
He's always fuckin' shittin' his pants
And I'll never talk to you again
unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again,
I'll never talk to you again
It's Christmas Eve....
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Gibsum 41
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Re: It's Christmas Eve....
Lol, did you wait all year to make that joke?
NoReason27 is my mastah.
Kano and Still Waiting are my official n00bs. Mess with them and before you know it you'll be working in Nickelodeon
J-pan, xmarryxx and conspiracyof1000 are my grandn00bs and T. is my brothah
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Winton89
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Re: It's Christmas Eve....
I was not expecting that 
And now I've got a boner.
And now I've got a boner.
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Wait! I can haz a twitter 0_oStill Waiting wrote:final countdown is one of the best songs eva written
http://twitter.com/Conorcopia
AND a facebook!
http://www.facebook.com/ConorDavidThompson
CHARLEY <3
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sumfan4
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Re: It's Christmas Eve....
mayyyybeGibsum 41 wrote:Lol, did you wait all year to make that joke?
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mikey41
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Re: It's Christmas Eve....
FUCK YOU!!! i was gonna do that tomorrow morning. FUCK!!!
lol nice one though
lol nice one though
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Jeremy Kill
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Re: It's Christmas Eve....
Winton89 wrote:now I've got a boner.
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turtlehobopirate
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Re: It's Christmas Eve....
I've got to give props to this.
http://xkcd.com/
http://explosm.net/
My masters are Reem and Aaron and they are awesome. My awesome n00b is Gutter Dreams. Don't mess with them.
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Gutter Dreams
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Re: It's Christmas Eve....
I've seen this joke 4 times today.
but never anyone who actually wrote the entire song. congrats
but never anyone who actually wrote the entire song. congrats
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Re: It's Christmas Eve....
...and all the jews were at the movie.
"Nice Guys Finish Last" -Leo Durocher
My masters are Still Waiting and Madjid
My Brothers and Sisters are Jake, Sara, and Heather.
My Noobs are Sum41Ant27 turtlehobopirate. My Grand-Noob is GutterDreams.
We have a messed up family :)
My masters are Still Waiting and Madjid
My Brothers and Sisters are Jake, Sara, and Heather.
My Noobs are Sum41Ant27 turtlehobopirate. My Grand-Noob is GutterDreams.
We have a messed up family :)
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Jeremy Kill
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Re: It's Christmas Eve....
It's a Gaslight Anthem forum.Jake-41 wrote:Blasphemy!Nic wrote:This is a Sum 41 forum, last time I checked.
