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good lord, that can't be serious!
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HAHAHAHA those fake tan maniacs are the best.
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Jeremy Kill wrote:
Mississippi Burning wrote:* Too much muscle, ewwness.
Taylor Lautner muscle or Arnold Schwarzenegger muscle?
Mississippi Burning wrote:* Fake tan ->
Click to view the fullsize image.http://publicaddress.net/assets/img/har ... oOompa.jpg[/imgwidth]
yes, these kind of people exist, if you were wondering by the way.
I have a lot of respect for the guy on the right and the guy in the middle. It takes a lot of courage and confidence (or stupidity) to be able to leave the house thinking, "I look good today." In all seriousness though, how do those guys not get beat up by other guys?

As for me (in no order):

1. Pretentious girls who think you're not worth their time
2. Cake faces
3. Girls who never learned how to make sandwiches
4. 80% of women drivers get on my nerves
5. Girls that don't accept your advances, forcing you to use the date-rape drug and have your way with them.
Cake faces ??
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im asuming cake faces will mean girls that put their make up on with a 12 gauge shotgun?
lol majorly overdo it so its like a 2nd face on them


...either that or its something really filthy
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A lot of guys look like this here:
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We call them Johnny and we also made a day called "punch the Johnny day" in school. Big success.
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fuck the guys, post some pictures of hot Swedish girls!
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Here we go:
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why have I never visted Sweden?
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My beautiful post has been raped. Abuse of power!
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Simon wrote:Because you wouldn't even score a "hello" with your ugly british teeth.
Btw. are those straight ridiculous wanna-be-stylish haircuts a requirement to get into clubs in Sweden? Seems like they only exist there.
Only the hip club where they play shitty music. Me and my friends usually just go to a bar to drink.
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Simon wrote:hahaha I was kidding!
thank god you saw the funny side!
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Yeah, because otherwise I would've felt truly offended since everybody knows I am very proud to be German and also very fat.
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Jeremy Kill wrote:
Mississippi Burning wrote:* Too much muscle, ewwness.
Taylor Lautner muscle or Arnold Schwarzenegger muscle?
Arnold muscle, Lautner muscle doesn't bother me, however it sort of shows that he's the guy who hits the gym all the time and from my experience these guys are assholes. Skinny and chubby guys ftw, haha
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Mississippi Burning wrote:
Jeremy Kill wrote:
Mississippi Burning wrote:* Too much muscle, ewwness.
Taylor Lautner muscle or Arnold Schwarzenegger muscle?
Arnold muscle, Lautner muscle doesn't bother me, however it sort of shows that he's the guy who hits the gym all the time and from my experience these guys are assholes. Skinny and chubby guys ftw, haha
There are also a lot of chubby and skinny assholes, just like there are many nice guys who just use working out as a way to avoid getting depressed or simply enjoy being active - not just to look good but also to be able to do stuff, for example my brother who does parkour (free-running, climbing, etc.) and has been training for months now to be ready when the good weather kicks in.

Generalizing about looks is an easy dummy-solution and to a certain degree it might be even helpful, but you have to keep an open mind to see people who don't fit into the stereotypical pattern, which are usually the most interesting ones.
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Simon wrote:
Mississippi Burning wrote:
Jeremy Kill wrote:
Mississippi Burning wrote:* Too much muscle, ewwness.
Taylor Lautner muscle or Arnold Schwarzenegger muscle?
Arnold muscle, Lautner muscle doesn't bother me, however it sort of shows that he's the guy who hits the gym all the time and from my experience these guys are assholes. Skinny and chubby guys ftw, haha
There are also a lot of chubby and skinny assholes, just like there are many nice guys who just use working out as a way to avoid getting depressed or simply enjoy being active - not just to look good but also to be able to do stuff, for example my brother who does parkour (free-running, climbing, etc.) and has been training for months now to be ready when the good weather kicks in.

Generalizing about looks is an easy dummy-solution and to a certain degree it might be even helpful, but you have to keep an open mind to see people who don't fit into the stereotypical pattern, which are usually the most interesting ones.
That's why i said from MY experience, at least here the general group of guys going to the gym every day have some sort of a mentality that they're better than everyone else. I'm not just assuming this, i've talked to some of them and they just sound incredibly stupid, i mean these sort of macho male bullshit, some people can stand it, i can't. Of course not everyone is like this, i'm sure of it, but it's just the way it is in my country, unfortunately.
And it's not like i would tell him to fuck off when he talks to me first, i would never do that, but then again i wouldn't go talk to him myself, everyone has these sort of people that when you see them you think "we most likely don't have anything to talk about". There are exceptions, but mostly it really is like that.
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I know what you mean and I can imagine it's even worse in eastern europe than where I live. I'm just saying that many people simply ignore the fact that there are exceptions on both sides .. positive as well as negative.
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Northern Europe is the happy medium.
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Anneliesx wrote:
Jeremy Kill wrote:
Mississippi Burning wrote:* Too much muscle, ewwness.
Taylor Lautner muscle or Arnold Schwarzenegger muscle?
Mississippi Burning wrote:* Fake tan ->
Click to view the fullsize image.http://publicaddress.net/assets/img/har ... oOompa.jpg[/imgwidth]
yes, these kind of people exist, if you were wondering by the way.
I have a lot of respect for the guy on the right and the guy in the middle. It takes a lot of courage and confidence (or stupidity) to be able to leave the house thinking, "I look good today." In all seriousness though, how do those guys not get beat up by other guys?

As for me (in no order):

1. Pretentious girls who think you're not worth their time
2. Cake faces
3. Girls who never learned how to make sandwiches
4. 80% of women drivers get on my nerves
5. Girls that don't accept your advances, forcing you to use the date-rape drug and have your way with them.
Cake faces ??
Yeah, girls who wear too much make-up.

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Mr-David-Blues wrote:im asuming cake faces will mean girls that put their make up on with a 12 gauge shotgun?
lol majorly overdo it so its like a 2nd face on them


...either that or its something really filthy
one of the things that i remember from my Uk experiences is that 90% of girls there use lot of make up , maybe it's because you guys are pale or something idk
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Btw. did anyone even read my first post in this topic? I think it's damn awesome and got neglected undeservedly.
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