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I saw the sun for a bit today, so you can all go suck an egg.

I don't like writing "creative" things for English class. They're too forced.

You know what's really weird? Coming from a tiny insular community, going off to university and seeing one of your childhood friends hanging out with one of your old school friends. It's a small world :')

My band had it's first paid gig Sunday, never went too bad..Just wish the drummer would practice before..

Taylor Swift's new album is so good. I'm kind of obsessed with it.

lisaNL wrote:Taylor Swift's new album is so good. I'm kind of obsessed with it.

THIS AND IM NOT EVEN SORRY

My power came back MUCH sooner than I ever would have expected.

My house is okay, but the town is devastated! I saw this one block where literally EVERY tree fell! Even 2 tree's landed on one house! Dam. The hurricane was much more destructive than I ever thought it would be. My fence died. But I'm alive. Power's all good. So. I'm BAAAAAaaaaaacckkk!!! ;-)

What's up with all these americans shooting each other more frequently than usual?

Blame Sandy.

Gutter Dreams wrote:

lisaNL wrote:Taylor Swift's new album is so good. I'm kind of obsessed with it.

THIS AND IM NOT EVEN SORRY

SARAHHHHHHHHHH

You know what sucks? Failed blowjobs :L
It actually turned into quite a spectacle, especially after I, for some reason, called my friend in because I thought he would be able to help the situation :L
Alcohol is my dick's eternal foe...

^ are you sayign you had a threesome wiht another dudew????/

No :L I'm saying that due to my excessive alcohol consumption I was unable to... Rise to the occasion, and then decided to call my friend in (how I thought he would help, short of doing some sort of sexy man-dance, is beyond me), another friend was already in there for the purpose of 'coaching', but he just sat drinking his beer and smiling :L
Basically, the whole endeavour was a complete failure on my part, and there was an audience, but it was quite funny :L

Jables wrote:No :L I'm saying that due to my excessive alcohol consumption I was unable to... Rise to the occasion, and then decided to call my friend in (how I thought he would help, short of doing some sort of sexy man-dance, is beyond me), another friend was already in there for the purpose of 'coaching', but he just sat drinking his beer and smiling :L
Basically, the whole endeavour was a complete failure on my part, and there was an audience, but it was quite funny :L

WHISKEY DICK

Just found out that Mitch Lucker from Suicide Silence is dead ...this is such a sad day :(

this has to be one of the funniest videos I've seen in a while

First draft of my script = DONE! Pity it's only about 30 mins in its current form. Throw random expansion ideas at me, people!

When are they gonna start playing Christmas carols everywhere ???

btw does anyone have any idea why i can't login here on firefox? google chrome works just fine.

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