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blackhawk1105 wrote:Interesting day at work, couldn't get out of the office cause 100 pissed off kids were blocking the exit.
Was it you that pissed them off ?
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Computer crashed. Not happy right now
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just raping Mitchell at fifa 13 ...

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FuckT41182 wrote:
blackhawk1105 wrote:Interesting day at work, couldn't get out of the office cause 100 pissed off kids were blocking the exit.
Was it you that pissed them off ?
Nope, I work for an organisation that owns 60 schools and they are considering shutting one down. So those kids were protesting.

@Ardi just wait till I figure out how to fix these teams :winkwink:
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Mother keeps emailing me lots of old photos from when I was fat. fml
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Gregorovich wrote:Mother keeps emailing me lots of old photos from when I was fat. fml
The only reminders I have of when I was fat are pictures (which my mother thankfully doesn't taunt me with) and my oddly stretchy skin, which for some reason my girlfriend seems to enjoy pulling :L
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every single person on the forum wrote:
Resident Skumfuk wrote:Computer crashed. Not happy right now
oh my god chad we are all so concerned and care and are sorry to hear it! we all care so much about your stupid life

guys, guys, its ok.. i know you care <3

lol, yea i'm really fucking bored. I had to hook up an old computer with a broken screen to my tv to get my internet fix :(
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Gutter Dreams wrote:
blackhawk1105 wrote:
Gutter Dreams wrote:really worried about this huge crack in my laptop casing..
Just days after mentioning you're getting a macbook if your old laptop breaks down, you post this.
Suspiscious :winkwink:
ITS STILL WORKS
the casing broke I just want it fixed before it happens. And we MIGHT be getting one, in like, months.

there was also a super sexual moment between me and my friend in the cafeteria, she didn't think anything of it but my ex had to leave :devious:
what did you do?
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Spent the entire night talking shit, first I had a skype session with kyle (in this case the shit talking may refer to the horrible speech impediment I had at that moment) and later that night a friend came over and we spent a good 6 hours talking shit on chatroulette.
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My sister seriously needs to stop downloading Jersey Shore episodes on my notebook 'cause it's slow as fuck. :evil:
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Druska wrote:
Gutter Dreams wrote:
blackhawk1105 wrote:
Gutter Dreams wrote:really worried about this huge crack in my laptop casing..
Just days after mentioning you're getting a macbook if your old laptop breaks down, you post this.
Suspiscious :winkwink:
ITS STILL WORKS
the casing broke I just want it fixed before it happens. And we MIGHT be getting one, in like, months.

there was also a super sexual moment between me and my friend in the cafeteria, she didn't think anything of it but my ex had to leave :devious:
what did you do?
I didn't do anything. She just kind of felt me up and he left.
it made me happy because hes a douchebag now
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lisaNL wrote:My sister seriously needs to stop downloading Jersey Shore episodes on my notebook 'cause it's slow as fuck. :evil:
Not only because of that, also because it's fucking Jersey Shore
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blackhawk1105 wrote:in this case the shit talking may refer to the horrible speech impediment I had at that moment
Isn't that just what the rest of the world calls a Dutch accent?

Sounding like a scouser choking as he speaks xD
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Tune! Britons, who remembers this legend?
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Jake wrote:
blackhawk1105 wrote:in this case the shit talking may refer to the horrible speech impediment I had at that moment
Isn't that just what the rest of the world calls a Dutch accent?

Sounding like a scouser choking as he speaks xD
I kinda got rid of the dutch accent a long time ago
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I googled 'cornea transplant stitches' because I saw a picture of it on tumblr and I thought it looked awesome. The pictures on google were a lot less pleasant though. Forever traumatized. :(
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First paid gig tonight, here's hoping I make enough to fund my Tuesday drinkings.
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As a person who doesn't live in the anglophone world I'm allowed to hate friking hallowen , right???
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Druska wrote:As a person who doesn't live in the anglophone world I'm allowed to hate friking hallowen , right???
Yes of course you are :glad:
Just wondering, is an 'anglophone' an oddly shaped communication device?
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