Re: The TNS Toilet
Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 7:45 pm
Sooo tempted to jailbreak just for this...
Doomed for life!Ardi41 wrote:i studied this ... your syndroms are telling me that you have a painful diseas called "Friendzonitis" ... once you have it , it's almost impossible to get healed ... I'm sorry mate ...Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:It's confusing for me, cos nearly all the girls I know say that I am everything a girl looks for and they can't understand why I'm all on my ownsome, yet no-one will actually do anything about it A couple of my friends say they're going to take me into Cardiff to find a girlfriend, they plan to do this by lifting up my shirt to girls as we walk past (they were actually serious). Now I'm no expert, but this 'master plan' seems slightly flawedSickofEveryone wrote:I am prob too.Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:I am that friend...sumfan4 wrote:We all have that one friend who will never get laid...
Ah joys Oh well, hopefully my fancy dress costume for my friend's party will make girls want my body. I went as The Cereal Killer for Children In Need, now I'm dressing up as the pope and will be carrying a knife/cleaver and proclaiming myself to be the distant cousin of The Cereal Killer, for I shall be... The Mass Murderer! Oh I'm so wonderfully wittySickofEveryone wrote:Doomed for life!Ardi41 wrote:i studied this ... your syndroms are telling me that you have a painful diseas called "Friendzonitis" ... once you have it , it's almost impossible to get healed ... I'm sorry mate ...Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:It's confusing for me, cos nearly all the girls I know say that I am everything a girl looks for and they can't understand why I'm all on my ownsome, yet no-one will actually do anything about it A couple of my friends say they're going to take me into Cardiff to find a girlfriend, they plan to do this by lifting up my shirt to girls as we walk past (they were actually serious). Now I'm no expert, but this 'master plan' seems slightly flawedSickofEveryone wrote:I am prob too.Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:I am that friend...sumfan4 wrote:We all have that one friend who will never get laid...
You sound like such a librarian!Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:Ah joys Oh well, hopefully my fancy dress costume for my friend's party will make girls want my body. I went as The Cereal Killer for Children In Need, now I'm dressing up as the pope and will be carrying a knife/cleaver and proclaiming myself to be the distant cousin of The Cereal Killer, for I shall be... The Mass Murderer! Oh I'm so wonderfully wittySickofEveryone wrote:Doomed for life!Ardi41 wrote:i studied this ... your syndroms are telling me that you have a painful diseas called "Friendzonitis" ... once you have it , it's almost impossible to get healed ... I'm sorry mate ...Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:It's confusing for me, cos nearly all the girls I know say that I am everything a girl looks for and they can't understand why I'm all on my ownsome, yet no-one will actually do anything about it A couple of my friends say they're going to take me into Cardiff to find a girlfriend, they plan to do this by lifting up my shirt to girls as we walk past (they were actually serious). Now I'm no expert, but this 'master plan' seems slightly flawedSickofEveryone wrote:I am prob too.Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:I am that friend...sumfan4 wrote:We all have that one friend who will never get laid...
My fridge is 19 years old and still working! *knocks on wood*Gutter Dreams wrote:My fridge is broke... my life is falling apart.
Well people are always telling me that I possess many librarian-ish qualities...HugoDisasters wrote:You sound like such a librarian!Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:Ah joys Oh well, hopefully my fancy dress costume for my friend's party will make girls want my body. I went as The Cereal Killer for Children In Need, now I'm dressing up as the pope and will be carrying a knife/cleaver and proclaiming myself to be the distant cousin of The Cereal Killer, for I shall be... The Mass Murderer! Oh I'm so wonderfully wittySickofEveryone wrote:Doomed for life!Ardi41 wrote:i studied this ... your syndroms are telling me that you have a painful diseas called "Friendzonitis" ... once you have it , it's almost impossible to get healed ... I'm sorry mate ...Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:It's confusing for me, cos nearly all the girls I know say that I am everything a girl looks for and they can't understand why I'm all on my ownsome, yet no-one will actually do anything about it A couple of my friends say they're going to take me into Cardiff to find a girlfriend, they plan to do this by lifting up my shirt to girls as we walk past (they were actually serious). Now I'm no expert, but this 'master plan' seems slightly flawedSickofEveryone wrote:I am prob too.Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:I am that friend...sumfan4 wrote:We all have that one friend who will never get laid...
I've always wanted to say that
Your fridge is broke as in it has no money? Poor thing. It works so hard too!Gutter Dreams wrote:My fridge is broke... my life is falling apart.
This. Snowing all of yesterday and now it's blazing. I mean, it's APRIL.Boni Boy Blue wrote:I don't get Scottish weather, roasting hot day then snow.
Why not? I thought you have a camera (an assumption made on the basis that I have watched a few of your guitar videos)SickofEveryone wrote:Rain!!
I wrote a new song today, I think it sounds really good. Shame I cant record it.
That wouldn't work too good, because I wouldn't be able to add bass, drums piano and guitar in one track. and that thing records shitty lol But the main reason is that my parents wouldn't allow me to.Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:Why not? I thought you have a camera (an assumption made on the basis that I have watched a few of your guitar videos)SickofEveryone wrote:Rain!!
I wrote a new song today, I think it sounds really good. Shame I cant record it.
Why would your parents mind?SickofEveryone wrote:That wouldn't work too good, because I wouldn't be able to add bass, drums piano and guitar in one track. and that thing records shitty lol But the main reason is that my parents wouldn't allow me to.Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:Why not? I thought you have a camera (an assumption made on the basis that I have watched a few of your guitar videos)SickofEveryone wrote:Rain!!
I wrote a new song today, I think it sounds really good. Shame I cant record it.
Because someone else might copy my work! Any my dad is against me putting my face on the internet.Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:Why would your parents mind?SickofEveryone wrote:That wouldn't work too good, because I wouldn't be able to add bass, drums piano and guitar in one track. and that thing records shitty lol But the main reason is that my parents wouldn't allow me to.Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:Why not? I thought you have a camera (an assumption made on the basis that I have watched a few of your guitar videos)SickofEveryone wrote:Rain!!
I wrote a new song today, I think it sounds really good. Shame I cant record it.
Gregorovich wrote: Sooo tempted to jailbreak just for this...
I have the most important exams of my life in about a month, in which I need to achieve straight As. I'll have time for being concerned with Deryck being a douche later.HugoDisasters wrote:It feels like ever since that "drunken" punkspring performance by the Sums i feel like something bad is heading my way.
Like a sign or something.
Am i the only one seeing this sh*t? TELL ME NOW!