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sumfan4 wrote:I'm not one for music older than 90s usually.

EDIT: Beach Boys are cool though.
their album Pet Sounds inspired The Beatles to write Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, which is probably my favorite album of all time !
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Druska wrote:
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Emil wrote:Fuck, just got accpeted into a university today. So far great. The only clouds on the sky is that the place is 1225 km north from here, i don't have a place to live, no course litterature and i'll need to move there in a week. Looks like i know what i'll be doing for the next seven days.
believe me when I say that once you get used to live away from your parents, when you come back to them it's hell, for me at least
I've been away from home for 2 years now and I love going back so I can get some decent food in my belly.
Well yeah food is nice, but all I do is argue with mom, she gets on my nerves, dad well ...I barely talk to him
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had the opportunity to set a mouse on fire.....I'm pissed at myself cause the idea didnt come to mind when it was a possibility :sosad:
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doesn't this make you think of a blowjob ?

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FuckT41182 wrote:doesn't this make you think of a blowjob ?

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I'm sorry but you must of had some unpleasant blow jobs in the past...
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Nic wrote:
FuckT41182 wrote:doesn't this make you think of a blowjob ?

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I'm sorry but you must of had some unpleasant blow jobs in the past...
they're always unpleasant cause no woman can do it better than me myself ...
This is Mark Allen Hoppus. He likes long walks on the beach. This, this is travis barker. He likes to be read poetry just before sunset. And me, I like to stick small pieces of furniture up my butt.
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A blowjob from boobyjames, perhaps.
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I am a pro.
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yeah, booby's amount of teeth equals to the amount of the creature I posted, the production of saliva would be at the same levels as well
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Tom:Yea than he starts touching me and i think thats masturbation
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i HATE blink 182 with SO much passion!!!! SO MUCH PASSSSIONNNN!!!! hope they die :O
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cladam41 wrote:i HATE blink 182 with SO much passion!!!! SO MUCH PASSSSIONNNN!!!! hope they die :O
dude why?
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Resident Skumfuk wrote:
cladam41 wrote:i HATE blink 182 with SO much passion!!!! SO MUCH PASSSSIONNNN!!!! hope they die :O
dude why?
I'm not a tr0l0l, but they are so over-rated.
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cladam41 wrote:i HATE blink 182 with SO much passion!!!! SO MUCH PASSSSIONNNN!!!! hope they die :O
why though? I mean its fine if you do but you seem pretty angry about them. It's never cool to wish death upon anyone dude.
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FuckT41182 wrote:doesn't this make you think of a blowjob ?

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Jeremy Kill wrote:
FuckT41182 wrote:doesn't this make you think of a blowjob ?

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Deryck seems to like the idea !
This is Mark Allen Hoppus. He likes long walks on the beach. This, this is travis barker. He likes to be read poetry just before sunset. And me, I like to stick small pieces of furniture up my butt.
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FuckT41182 wrote:
Jeremy Kill wrote:
FuckT41182 wrote:doesn't this make you think of a blowjob ?

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Deryck seems to like the idea !
I fucking love that face Deryck's making!
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The chocolate factory called me about the job I applied to, and I have to stop by tomorrow. :D

I'm going to watch sake bombs and happy endings now, haven't watched it in forever.
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Gutter Dreams wrote:
cladam41 wrote:i HATE blink 182 with SO much passion!!!! SO MUCH PASSSSIONNNN!!!! hope they die :O
why though? I mean its fine if you do but you seem pretty angry about them. It's never cool to wish death upon anyone dude.
well, i dont wish death upon them- but i do hope the band ends......just, like the worst stuff i ever heard. They just played at my favorite theater at Jones Beach.....icky :sosad: :confusion: i hate that band....sooooo bad. Just gotta get it out somewhere. Sorry blink fans.......shudder
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cladam41 wrote:
Gutter Dreams wrote:
cladam41 wrote:i HATE blink 182 with SO much passion!!!! SO MUCH PASSSSIONNNN!!!! hope they die :O
why though? I mean its fine if you do but you seem pretty angry about them. It's never cool to wish death upon anyone dude.
well, i dont wish death upon them- but i do hope the band ends......just, like the worst stuff i ever heard. They just played at my favorite theater at Jones Beach.....icky :sosad: :confusion: i hate that band....sooooo bad. Just gotta get it out somewhere. Sorry blink fans.......shudder
... alright then. To each their own.
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