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Bobbyjames wrote:
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Thanks to all of you, we're in the finals! Wembley here we come!
I'm glad we're gonna face Man U in teh finals, that makes you Bobby in our side, right?
I'm still hoping Schalke perform a miracle tonight!
I don't think it's that impossible, I think it's more possible than that Real would beat up Barca yesterday.
If Man U goes to finals, I hope in Messi's hattrick :2cool4u:
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Bobbyjames wrote:I'm still hoping Schalke perform a miracle tonight!
That's hardcore Man U hatred there!
it's the way I've been brought up, Utd fans would say the same about Liverpool!
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I'm a Liverpool fan since I can remember, but I like MU, Rooney's an amazing player, although I don't like his personality, Giggs is a legend, Van Der Sar as well ... I kind of like all the teams of PL, except for MC, them I just don't like ...
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FuckT41182 wrote:I'm a Liverpool fan since I can remember, but I like MU, Rooney's an amazing player, although I don't like his personality, Giggs is a legend, Van Der Sar as well ... I kind of like all the teams of PL, except for MC, them I just don't like ...
I don't like Man Utd, but it's because rivality I guess.. I hate City though, don't like them, their manager, their players.. (but Johnson is amazing.)
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LOL Man City is garbage.

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Schalke have possibly been the worst Champions League semi-finalists ever. how the fuck did they get this far?!
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well, at least we're gonna have a big finale

and ask Inter, Leonardo either needs time(we'll see next season) or he won't be able to resurrect Inter , this year's Inter was weak , so Schalke didn't really have to do that much to get in the semi-finals ...
Or they just exhausted the fuel, they weren't supposed to be there in the first place, and MU's been strong this year
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Guardiola went to Manchester for nothing, Fergusson beat Schalke with the second team.

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You fuckin bipolar mess, biggest hypocrite ever!

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Madjid, your signature is epic
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Still Waiting wrote:Madjid, your signature is epic
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That's all.
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oh my god, Arsenal, oh my god ...

I really hope Udinese won't win their last two games, and we won't loose ours ... if so, I'll put a bullet in my head ;)

btw : Man. City - first loss accomplished, 3 more to come !!!
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Rangers might actually win the SPL. Not bad for a team full of loans and free transfers.
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Arsenal are hilarious. Chelsea were also fairly shit yesterday, especially the first half.


congrats to Utd. wankers.


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Football is an amazing sport.
Messi has been amazing all season, Ronaldo plays one random game, scores 4 goals, and all of a sudden he's ahead in the scorers sheet by 2 goals. Due to that, Messi was absolute crap yesterday trying so hard to score himself, and looking down when the game ended, and his friends were extremely happy.

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What can I say.. Congrats Man Fucking United :suicide: :suicide: :balling:

I heard Mourinho wants to get Lampard and Drogba in summer. 2 words - NO WAY!
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I reckon Drogba will be off in the summer.
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Bobbyjames wrote:I reckon Drogba will be off in the summer.
well ok, maybe Drogba.. but Lampard? Noone believes that.
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I want fuckin Mario Gotze in Barcelona.
The kid's only 17 years old, and he's BRILLIANT!

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