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well, if they're able to catch luck and make it work for them for 5 years, than they're definitely fucking amazing XD just the best, just the best XD
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on paper, this Utd squad is probably the weakest in a good few years for me. but at points this season they have been fantastic. when they get going, do they play some fantastic football and they grind teams down. they also know how to win, good or badly which is something other teams have had problems with this year. the main difference between Utd and Arsenal is the experience amongst the Utd team and getting the win when they don't deserve it. annoyingly, I can see Utd beating Barca or Real in the final. it will be hard, but they can do it.

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http://www.goal.com/en-us/news/174/uefa ... -games-but

"In this room [the press area] he's the f***ing chief, the f***king boss, and I can never compete with that. -Pep - did he really say FUCK there? is it strange when I like him for that even more ? :D it's fucking great XD
Bobbyjames wrote:the main difference between Utd and Arsenal is the experience amongst the Utd team and getting the win when they don't deserve it.
another big difference is that MU has a coach that is capable of winning trophies, Wenger's been making the same mistakes for so many years now, it's extremely fucked up
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gejmik wrote:"As a result of all of this they have been consistent as fuck in getting results"
They will win league probably, but with a few points. Maybe a few above 80 pts, they were just lucky that other teams fucked up badly.

Man U's got luck in every fucking season for so many years, even if they play total shit, they win by some absolutely lucky goal, that's just Man Utd, I don't care about them, but best team in Europe? Hardly.. Hardly..
You can't say they haven't been a little consistent. Sure, Chelsea, Arsenal and City were poor this year, and Spurs were too focused on the Champo - but United were unbeaten until February! They've only lost a handful of games this year and were winning even when they were crap. As for the schooling by Liverpool, whenever United get the pool at OT in the second half of the season they always seem to get molested.

I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw those Pep quotes either! Someone tweeted today that he got a standing ovation from the players and staff when he went back from the press conference. Why? For playing along with Mourinho's manipulation tactics? José is the master of two-legged victories - Barca need to be careful!
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FuckT41182 wrote:http://www.goal.com/en-us/news/174/uefa ... -games-but

"In this room [the press area] he's the f***ing chief, the f***king boss, and I can never compete with that. -Pep - did he really say FUCK there? is it strange when I like him for that even more ? :D it's fucking great XD
Bobbyjames wrote:the main difference between Utd and Arsenal is the experience amongst the Utd team and getting the win when they don't deserve it.
another big difference is that MU has a coach that is capable of winning trophies, Wenger's been making the same mistakes for so many years now, it's extremely fucked up
you say it like Wenger has never won any trophies, he's the reason Arsenal are in the position they are today. Arsenal were a shit, mid-table club before he come along. he's just been a bit shit the last few years and filled his team with bottling cunts. if they don't spend a decent amount of money this summer, I can see them falling out of the top 4.
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Bobbyjames wrote:[you say it like Wenger has never won any trophies, he's the reason Arsenal are in the position they are today. Arsenal were a shit, mid-table club before he come along. he's just been a bit shit the last few years and filled his team with bottling cunts. if they don't spend a decent amount of money this summer, I can see them falling out of the top 4.
well, I know he did, but he is the king of all the mistakes in football nowadays
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FuckT41182 wrote:
Bobbyjames wrote:[you say it like Wenger has never won any trophies, he's the reason Arsenal are in the position they are today. Arsenal were a shit, mid-table club before he come along. he's just been a bit shit the last few years and filled his team with bottling cunts. if they don't spend a decent amount of money this summer, I can see them falling out of the top 4.
well, I know he did, but he is the king of all the mistakes in football nowadays
give me Wenger over Hodgson any day.
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Bobbyjames wrote:
FuckT41182 wrote:
Bobbyjames wrote:[you say it like Wenger has never won any trophies, he's the reason Arsenal are in the position they are today. Arsenal were a shit, mid-table club before he come along. he's just been a bit shit the last few years and filled his team with bottling cunts. if they don't spend a decent amount of money this summer, I can see them falling out of the top 4.
well, I know he did, but he is the king of all the mistakes in football nowadays
give me Wenger over Hodgson any day.
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FuckT41182 wrote:http://www.goal.com/en-us/news/174/uefa ... -games-but

"In this room [the press area] he's the f***ing chief, the f***king boss, and I can never compete with that. -Pep - did he really say FUCK there? is it strange when I like him for that even more ? :D it's fucking great XD
He said something quite close it it yeah, but he didn't say "fuck".
Mourinho has desrespected Pep by mentionning him by name a day before, which he strangely hadn't done before, he always says "other coaches, other teams..." but last night he said Guardiola should finish 3 years in coaching before starting to complain about referees, who had helped his team more than any team in the world.

Pep should've known better, and never responded to that media clown, no matter what he said, the bastard managed to get Pep to lose his calm, his strongest weapon IMO.

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Madjid wrote:
FuckT41182 wrote:http://www.goal.com/en-us/news/174/uefa ... -games-but

"In this room [the press area] he's the f***ing chief, the f***king boss, and I can never compete with that. -Pep - did he really say FUCK there? is it strange when I like him for that even more ? :D it's fucking great XD
He said something quite close it it yeah, but he didn't say "fuck".
Mourinho has desrespected Pep by mentionning him by name a day before, which he strangely hadn't done before, he always says "other coaches, other teams..." but last night he said Guardiola should finish 3 years in coaching before starting to complain about referees, who had helped his team more than any team in the world.

Pep should've known better, and never responded to that media clown, no matter what he said, the bastard managed to get Pep to lose his calm, his strongest weapon IMO.
well, I like it, especially the part where Pep said that he will yell ''Hey Jose'' everytime he will spot Mou XD I didn't know he had it in himself
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Seriously, that goal by Messi gave me goose bumps. Litterally.
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Disgrace of a game
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Nice goals, but omg, awful match.. 30 minutes of laying on the ground.. They're such a pussies, especially Pedro and Sergio, what the fuck was that? Oh nooo my face, he hit me with his finger, oooh, oooooh. Gimme a stretcher, a stretcher! Oh, I'm allright actually.
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exactly , this game sucked, the red card was funny, it was probably given just to keep the tradition :P I don't like these games, they're shitty, Pedro's been literally crying through the whole game, they two(Pedro,Villa) are not even half as good as Eto was in his worst day ... and what was Barcelona doing with the referee ? :) their intention worked out though, he pissed in his pants, that's one point for Barcelona players ;)

seriously, Barca should start planing for the big finale, Real will never make it without Pepe and Ramos ...
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You don't think the red card was deserved? :confusion:
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no. I think it was a solid yellow card, there wasn't that much of a contact, Alves knew just what to do, make it big and than run as fast as the fastest deer back in the game ...

definitely a yellow card imo
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FuckT41182 wrote:exactly , this game sucked, the red card was funny, it was probably given just to keep the tradition :P I don't like these games, they're shitty, Pedro's been literally crying through the whole game, they two(Pedro,Villa) are not even half as good as Eto was in his worst day ... and what was Barcelona doing with the referee ? :) their intention worked out though, he pissed in his pants, that's one point for Barcelona players ;)

seriously, Barca should start planing for the big finale, Real will never make it without Pepe and Ramos ...
I lol'd everytime when Valdes run accross the field just to say something to refree.. Like 4 times in a half :D.

Red card wasn't deserved, I'd give yellow to Pepé, and yellow to Dani Alves.. what the fuck, he looked like he has broken leg and IMMEDIATELY when he was behind the line he jumped up and wanted to get back into game. Wow, what are these guys drinking?
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gejmik wrote:
FuckT41182 wrote:exactly , this game sucked, the red card was funny, it was probably given just to keep the tradition :P I don't like these games, they're shitty, Pedro's been literally crying through the whole game, they two(Pedro,Villa) are not even half as good as Eto was in his worst day ... and what was Barcelona doing with the referee ? :) their intention worked out though, he pissed in his pants, that's one point for Barcelona players ;)

seriously, Barca should start planing for the big finale, Real will never make it without Pepe and Ramos ...
I lol'd everytime when Valdes run accross the field just to say something to refree.. Like 4 times in a half :D.

Red card wasn't deserved, I'd give yellow to Pepé, and yellow to Dani Alves.. what the fuck, he looked like he has broken leg and IMMEDIATELY when he was behind the line he jumped up and wanted to get back into game. Wow, what are these guys drinking?
they probably listen to Shakira XD
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You two must have watched a totally different game.

Barça VS Man U in the CL final, best two teams in Europe in my opinion, and sorry for everyone who just can't stand that.

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