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I wouldn't say that Schalke played total shit, they were bad, but that was caused mostly by the fact that MU is definitely one of the best teams in the world ...

btw, I still can't believe how awesome this Spanish referee was, he did a hell of an awesome job tonight ! I mostly don't like Spanish referees cause for them every contact is a foul, but tonight wasn't the case, amazing performance ...

and if Schalke didn't have Neuer, they would loose 10:0 tonight, such an awesome goalkeeper, especially the first half it was a joy to watch him !
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Ryan Giggs is a legend.
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stevo32 wrote:Ryan Giggs is a legend.
A Welsh legend :2cool4u: :glad:
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Schalke were dogshit last night. it says a lot about the oppenent when they let Carrick boss the midfield.
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I don't care who goes through Barcelona or Real Madrid, Man United will be Champions of Europe this year.
Yeah, and I don't have a funny feeling about today's game either, coz this time, i'm 100% sure we're gonna lose.

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Now THIS is enthusiasm, lol

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Madjid wrote:I don't care who goes through Barcelona or Real Madrid, Man United will be Champions of Europe this year.
Yeah, and I don't have a funny feeling about today's game either, coz this time, i'm 100% sure we're gonna lose.
funny, I talked to my classmate today(he's a big Barca fan) and he told me exactly the same thing... Iniesta, Abidal, Adriano and some other defender are out and something, he even said that RM will make it to the finals ...

why so sad, guys ? Barca has a better team imo, you're gonna miss Iniesta and the other 3 guys, but RM's gonna miss Carvalho and Khedira, and we all know how shitty Lass is after he gets a yellow card, and he always gets one, and Granero has not been such a big help so far either
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Madjid wrote:I don't care who goes through Barcelona or Real Madrid, Man United will be Champions of Europe this year.
Yeah, and I don't have a funny feeling about today's game either, coz this time, i'm 100% sure we're gonna lose.
Nope, one of the spanish teams will win Champions league. Manchester plays shit nowadays. They're fucked up when they don't have Giggs and Rooney, just watch their last league match against Everton. Booooring and lucky win in 85th minute.
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gejmik wrote:
Madjid wrote:I don't care who goes through Barcelona or Real Madrid, Man United will be Champions of Europe this year.
Yeah, and I don't have a funny feeling about today's game either, coz this time, i'm 100% sure we're gonna lose.
Nope, one of the spanish teams will win Champions league. Manchester plays shit nowadays. They're fucked up when they don't have Giggs and Rooney, just watch their last league match against Everton. Booooring and lucky win in 85th minute.
well, they know how to win, doesn't matter how but they just do win :) the confidence is screaming out of them, they definitely shouldn't be so underrated, many people say that RM and Barca are the best clubs this year, but fuck, MU is great just as well ...they have everything a team needs to win CHL this year, which is Amazing goalkeeper,experienced players like Giggs or Ferdinand and also a bunch of amazing young players + Rooney, who is back in shape and he's fucking great, his passes and everything, that guy has no position, he's just everywhere ...
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No, I think that they have so much worse team than in 2008 in final against Barcelona.
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I, on the other hand think they're better this year, mostly their system, it's really hard to get through their defense in CHL
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FuckT41182 wrote:I, on the other hand think they're better this year, mostly their system, it's really hard to get through their defense in CHL
They were so dominant in every PL match back then. This year there are a lot of matches where they could've been beaten by so weak teams, but always Van Der Sar saved them. Their midfield is worse than earlier with younger Scholes. (though I hate that guy, his play is not very nice and very dirty and unfair)
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FuckT41182 wrote:
gejmik wrote:
Madjid wrote:I don't care who goes through Barcelona or Real Madrid, Man United will be Champions of Europe this year.
Yeah, and I don't have a funny feeling about today's game either, coz this time, i'm 100% sure we're gonna lose.
Nope, one of the spanish teams will win Champions league. Manchester plays shit nowadays. They're fucked up when they don't have Giggs and Rooney, just watch their last league match against Everton. Booooring and lucky win in 85th minute.
well, they know how to win, doesn't matter how but they just do win :) the confidence is screaming out of them, they definitely shouldn't be so underrated, many people say that RM and Barca are the best clubs this year, but fuck, MU is great just as well ...they have everything a team needs to win CHL this year, which is Amazing goalkeeper,experienced players like Giggs or Ferdinand and also a bunch of amazing young players + Rooney, who is back in shape and he's fucking great, his passes and everything, that guy has no position, he's just everywhere ...
well excuse me but madrid doesn't play shit, they're lucky that's all
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Still Waiting wrote:well excuse me but madrid doesn't play shit, they're lucky that's all
and what? I said many people say RM and Barca are the best teams ... I personally don't give a fuck, the best teams will forever be Napoli and Liverpool, at least in my heart ...
and I gotta say that Madrid played quite well against Valencia, that match is worth a download ... but also Barca played awesome against Arsenal(the second leg), another match that is worth a download ...
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FuckT41182 wrote:I, on the other hand think they're better this year, mostly their system, it's really hard to get through their defense in CHL
They were so dominant in every PL match back then. This year there are a lot of matches where they could've been beaten by so weak teams, but always Van Der Sar saved them. Their midfield is worse than earlier with younger Scholes. (though I hate that guy, his play is not very nice and very dirty and unfair)
well we all know that PL and CHL or SA and CHL or PD or PL are totally different, the teams that play shit in their home league can play totally awesome in CHL, and MU do play awesome in CHL, I can't say for PL games cause I don't watch them(except for the one with Liverpool, where MU sucked ass), but again, the home league has nothing to do with CHL
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FuckT41182 wrote:
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FuckT41182 wrote:I, on the other hand think they're better this year, mostly their system, it's really hard to get through their defense in CHL
They were so dominant in every PL match back then. This year there are a lot of matches where they could've been beaten by so weak teams, but always Van Der Sar saved them. Their midfield is worse than earlier with younger Scholes. (though I hate that guy, his play is not very nice and very dirty and unfair)
well we all know that PL and CHL or SA and CHL or PD or PL are totally different, the teams that play shit in their home league can play totally awesome in CHL, and MU do play awesome in CHL, I can't say for PL games cause I don't watch them(except for the one with Liverpool, where MU sucked ass), but again, the home league has nothing to do with CHL
But I'm talking about how good is that team. They may have a few good fixtures, but as a whole, they're just fucking lucky this season.
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United were horse shit for most of this season up until around February, but now I fancy their chances against anyone. They play to their strengths and have adapted well to the new set up (which is not trying to run the game from mid field because they don't have a strong enough engine for it)

I want to see United playing a full strength Barcelona in the final - would love them to get revenge for 2009 :2cool4u: They have to get past Shalke first though, I hope they don't end up regretting not scoring more of their chances last night!
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gejmik wrote:
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FuckT41182 wrote:I, on the other hand think they're better this year, mostly their system, it's really hard to get through their defense in CHL
They were so dominant in every PL match back then. This year there are a lot of matches where they could've been beaten by so weak teams, but always Van Der Sar saved them. Their midfield is worse than earlier with younger Scholes. (though I hate that guy, his play is not very nice and very dirty and unfair)
well we all know that PL and CHL or SA and CHL or PD or PL are totally different, the teams that play shit in their home league can play totally awesome in CHL, and MU do play awesome in CHL, I can't say for PL games cause I don't watch them(except for the one with Liverpool, where MU sucked ass), but again, the home league has nothing to do with CHL
But I'm talking about how good is that team. They may have a few good fixtures, but as a whole, they're just fucking lucky this season.
I don't think so, they have one of the strongest defences in the world and great attacking talent who have been performing well all season (Berbatov before Christmas, Rooney after Christmas, Nani and Chica all season, Valencia since he came back from injury) They also have one of the best and most clever managers in the game, who has set them up properly for every match. As a result of all of this they have been consistent as fuck in getting results, and recently their performances have been consistent too. I wouldn't begrudge them success this year!

And about the Everton game, anyone who follows the Premier League will tell you how good Everton have been for the past two months. They've been a really strong side for the past five years with an excellent squad and manager, but had a terrible start to this season. But they've turned it around over the past couple of months and are currently second in the form table in the league, so it didn't surprise me at all that United found them tough to break down. Everton are playing for points so they can try to catch Liverpool in the league and salvage something from their season, every game is like a cup final to them now
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gejmik wrote:
FuckT41182 wrote:
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FuckT41182 wrote:I, on the other hand think they're better this year, mostly their system, it's really hard to get through their defense in CHL
They were so dominant in every PL match back then. This year there are a lot of matches where they could've been beaten by so weak teams, but always Van Der Sar saved them. Their midfield is worse than earlier with younger Scholes. (though I hate that guy, his play is not very nice and very dirty and unfair)
well we all know that PL and CHL or SA and CHL or PD or PL are totally different, the teams that play shit in their home league can play totally awesome in CHL, and MU do play awesome in CHL, I can't say for PL games cause I don't watch them(except for the one with Liverpool, where MU sucked ass), but again, the home league has nothing to do with CHL
But I'm talking about how good is that team. They may have a few good fixtures, but as a whole, they're just fucking lucky this season.
well, yesterday the team looked pretty strong :P they could win 10:0 XD

they're definitely going strong, and remember one thing, luck is not on your side unless you ask for it ;)
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"As a result of all of this they have been consistent as fuck in getting results"
They will win league probably, but with a few points. Maybe a few above 80 pts, they were just lucky that other teams fucked up badly.

Man U's got luck in every fucking season for so many years, even if they play total shit, they win by some absolutely lucky goal, that's just Man Utd, I don't care about them, but best team in Europe? Hardly.. Hardly..
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