fucking mad world

[Dirty Sanchez]

Oh yea, and your mom/the whale.

[Druska]

i have some more 2fucking mad world news"

A schoolboy hanged himself with his school tie just hours after his Nintendo Wii was confiscated during a "minor argument" with his parents.

Jake Roberts, 13, stormed upstairs and fastened the tie around his neck and then to his bed. He was found by his father a short while later.

His parents said he could have got the idea by watching a young person hanging themselves on the television programme Casualty.

But a coroner said that Jake had killed himself by accident and there was no evidence he has been influenced by the programme.
His mother, Andrea(I'M NOT HIS MOTHER, we just have the same name ...), said they had given Jake some money for his birthday with which he had bought a new Wii game.

But when he got home with it his sister was watching television and he could not play it. She said he "had a temper tantrum and stormed off upstairs".

Soon after, his father, John, went up to see him. He said: "The first thing I saw when I walked in to Jake's bedroom was all the paper he had ripped up on the floor during his tantrum.

"The door was open with his bed to my left behind the door. I was going to tell him off when I turned. It took me a few seconds to register what I was seeing.

"His school tie was round his neck and he was hung from his cabin bed. I tried to lift him and his tie was attached to a bar on the bed."

Jake, who died in February, was described as a "sensitive boy with a fantastic imagination" who enjoyed writing stories and poems, one of which had been published.

An inquest heard that Jake died two days after being rushed to hospital from his home in Scarborough, North Yorks.

Mr Roberts, a printer, said: "I honestly don't think he meant to hang himself. I think he was mad about the computer game and just did something stupid."

Mrs Roberts, a bank clerk, added that the family had watched an episode of the BBC drama Casualty together weeks before, which had featured a young person hanging themselves.

She said she had been "really shocked" that it had been broadcast at 8pm, but added: "But I don't think anything he had seen influenced him. When he was younger he had a bit of a temper and he'd had tantrums with us before."

Recording a verdict of accidental death, the Coroner, Michael Oakley, said: "There is no evidence whatsoever that he took things he had seen into account.

"He didn't have any particular temper tantrums other than those you would expect from someone who had just become a teenager.

"There had been a minor argument. The circumstances in which he was found do not suggest to me this was a deliberate act to end his life."

In a statement after the verdict, Mr and Mrs Roberts, said: "Jake was a kind, caring and sensitive boy who had a wonderfully dry sense of humor and huge potential for the future.

"He had a special and unique talent for writing stories which stemmed from a fantastic imagination.

"We love him so very much and miss him more and more with each passing day, and are still struggling to come to terms with his loss."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2199215 ... o-Wii.html

i used to be obsessed with videogames and that kind of stuff when i was like 11 or so , but i didn't commit suicide just because my parents didn't allow me to play with my ps2 , that's why i think that he had some other
problems

[Bass Cone]

^ That kid obviously had mental issues. No one would kill themselves just because of a game; there has to be something else.

[Brownmetal]

As summer vacation begins, 17 girls at Gloucester High School are expecting babies — more than four times the number of pregnancies the 1,200-student school had last year. […] All it took was a few simple questions before nearly half the expecting students, none older than 16, confessed to making a pact to get pregnant and raise their babies together. Then the story got worse. “We found out one of the fathers is a 24-year-old homeless guy,” the principal says, shaking his head.

Once again, the news has touched off a round of soul-searching and finger-pointing. According to the Time article, adults in Gloucester variously blame a depressed local economy, broken families, adrift children, difficult access to birth control and hit movies like “Juno” and “Knocked Up” that they say glamorize pregnancy to young audiences. Bad examples set by celebrities off-screen did not come up, though, and no one Time talked to in Gloucester seems to have mentioned the most famous teen mother of the moment.

http://thelede.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/0 ... r-high/?hp

I dunno if you already knew about it
also i don't know if this is the right section i just wanted to post that cuz i think it's probably one of the craziest (and dumbest) things i've ever seen ... if you are lonely go and buy a pet or try to go out with your friends don't do this ... shit
it's just they have the same age as me !!! how can anyone think seriously about having a baby being only 16 ???i can't understand that ... i mean i'm , they're so young

Those girls are probably like "HAY GUYZ, LETZ GET PREGNANT PLX".

[Peterr]

^ That kid obviously had mental issues. No one would kill themselves just because of a game; there has to be something else.

Some people just get so "into" their anger or hate. They are so emotional and the weak, they just give up...

[Druska]

Man caught with octopus sex images

A MAN whose self-esteem is so low he identifies himself as a beast has admitted to downloading images showing sexual acts with an octopus.
Rodney Scott McLagan, 48, of South Arm, was caught with 31,000 images and video files involving sexual acts with children, dogs, ponies, snakes, tigers and an octopus, The Mercury reported.

The office equipment worker, whose job involves deleting computer hard drives, pleaded guilty in the Supreme Court in Hobart today to possessing child exploitation material and bestiality products.

Crown prosecutor Jane Williams said police found the material on computers and discs discovered during a search of his home on January 6 last year.

She said the children in the images were both sexes and aged between five and 15.

His defence lawyer David Barclay said McLagan, a single man with no children, had little or no interest in child pornography.

He said the images found were downloaded in bulk along with the bestiality material.

"In respect of the child exploitation material while there's a lot of it he only looked at 20 per cent," he said.

"He searched the internet for the bestiality material but there was no active search for the child exploitation material."

He said McLagan was drawn to the bestiality images due to a personality disorder he suffers from.

Mr Barclay said the disorder results in such low self-esteem that he identifies himself as being "some sort of beast".

"It explains how he sees himself and why he commits this type of offence," he said.

Justice David Porter bailed McLagan to reappear for sentencing on July 17.

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/ ... 61,00.html

[Gibsum 41]

how the hell can you have sex with an octopus?!?!?!

[tomhoppus]

Umm...where did you find my autobiography?