ZOMG!!WHERE DID GRANDPA GO?!

grandpa · Post by **grandpa** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 12:31 pm

as you can tell...i havnt been around very much lately...so

DISCUSS! (or guess where i've been...and maybe ill give you a treat if you tell me the correct answer :D )

UnderclassHeroine · Post by **UnderclassHeroine** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 1:25 pm

You're too busy getting blowjobs from a male prostitute.

You're working.

You're busy with school.

You're just not being on so much to mess with us.

Anything close?

[stoked-cow] · Post by **[stoked-cow]** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 3:45 pm

is it because no-one's laid your sey-ass body near the fireplace lately?

budgie · Post by **budgie** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 4:50 pm

you were on holidays

you've been learning to drive

you OD'd and were uncoincious for a week

you had temporary brain damage and forgot you had fingers

you died

http://www.last.fm/user/cbar05 · Post by **Bobbyjames** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 6:01 pm

you found a unicorn.

budgie · Post by **budgie** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 7:10 pm

bobbyjames wrote:you found a unicorn.

who asked you to polish its horn.

LTS · Post by **LTS** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:41 pm

You've been busy getting robbed by OJ?

Jonny · Post by **Jonny** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 10:19 pm

long wank.

grandpa · Post by **grandpa** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 10:59 pm

UnderclassHeroine wrote:You're too busy getting blowjobs from a male prostitute.

You're working.

You're busy with school.

You're just not being on so much to mess with us.

Anything close?

what do you mean by "your just not being on so much to mess with us?

and your school part is partially right

Phili · Post by **Phili** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:17 pm

Exams. Didn't you say that before you disappeared for a while?

formerly killer41 · Post by **formerly killer41** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:32 pm

come to think of it, i havnt been on in ages
:D damn school
i only had 2 lessons today...

grandpa · Post by **grandpa** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 1:52 am

Phili wrote:Exams. Didn't you say that before you disappeared for a while?

no...it was band.
band=gay
no questions asked...but thats not why ive been gone

and ill give you a hint: its something youd think grandpa would never have, even though he spends most of his off time with.

budgie · Post by **budgie** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 4:40 pm

grandpa wrote:
Phili wrote:Exams. Didn't you say that before you disappeared for a while?
no...it was band.
band=gay
no questions asked...but thats not why ive been gone

and ill give you a hint: its something youd think grandpa would never have, even though he spends most of his off time with.

a girlfriend?.... :o

or a grandson?

or a mechanical arm that masturbates for you?

http://www.last.fm/user/cbar05 · Post by **Bobbyjames** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 9:01 pm

budgie. wrote:
grandpa wrote:
Phili wrote:Exams. Didn't you say that before you disappeared for a while?
no...it was band.
band=gay
no questions asked...but thats not why ive been gone

and ill give you a hint: its something youd think grandpa would never have, even though he spends most of his off time with.
a girlfriend?.... :o

or a grandson?

or a mechanical arm that masturbates for you?

haha, that would be awesome, where can i get one of these?

budgie · Post by **budgie** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 12:10 am

ZOMMFG! theyre actually real! :o

heres one

its from japan

Zam · Post by **Zam** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 3:34 am

Damned Japanese.

LTS · Post by **LTS** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 3:21 am

budgie. wrote:ZOMMFG! theyre actually real! :o

heres one

its from japan

\LMFAO!

http://www.last.fm/user/cbar05 · Post by **Bobbyjames** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 3:02 pm

budgie. wrote:ZOMMFG! theyre actually real! :o

heres one

its from japan

LMFAO

grandpa · Post by **grandpa** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 8:49 pm

budgie. wrote:or a mechanical arm that masturbates for you?

lol...no

my arms work just fine...

and wtf is that thing at the bottem...a dilldo?

Zam · Post by **Zam** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 12:42 am

grandpa wrote:
budgie. wrote:or a mechanical arm that masturbates for you?
lol...no

my arms work just fine...

and wtf is that thing at the bottem...a dilldo?

I'm guessing... or a vibrator..