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You misspelled what...Gutter Dreams wrote:WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHTTyler. wrote:SARAHHHHHHHHHHGutter Dreams wrote:THIS AND IM NOT EVEN SORRYlisaNL wrote:Taylor Swift's new album is so good. I'm kind of obsessed with it.
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Soon hopefully! I love Christmas songs and Christmas movies. My family doesn't share my enthusiasm though.Susanne wrote:When are they gonna start playing Christmas carols everywhere ???
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Hey americans, please vote for Obama tomorrow
If Romney wins this election I might as well give up all hope.
If Romney wins this election I might as well give up all hope.
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Me too! I can't wait for Christmas =)lisaNL wrote:Soon hopefully! I love Christmas songs and Christmas movies. My family doesn't share my enthusiasm though.Susanne wrote:When are they gonna start playing Christmas carols everywhere ???
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Romney couldn't run a bath.blackhawk1105 wrote:Hey americans, please vote for Obama tomorrow
If Romney wins this election I might as well give up all hope.
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Epic post is epic!TheWatchmaker wrote:Romney couldn't run a bath.blackhawk1105 wrote:Hey americans, please vote for Obama tomorrow
If Romney wins this election I might as well give up all hope.
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Beautifully put.blackhawk1105 wrote:Epic post is epic!TheWatchmaker wrote:Romney couldn't run a bath.blackhawk1105 wrote:Hey americans, please vote for Obama tomorrow
If Romney wins this election I might as well give up all hope.
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You thought Sandy was bad... Wait 'til the 'tards vote him in \o/blackhawk1105 wrote:Epic post is epic!TheWatchmaker wrote:Romney couldn't run a bath.blackhawk1105 wrote:Hey americans, please vote for Obama tomorrow
If Romney wins this election I might as well give up all hope.
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To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth IIJake wrote:You thought Sandy was bad... Wait 'til the 'tards vote him in \o/blackhawk1105 wrote:Epic post is epic!TheWatchmaker wrote:Romney couldn't run a bath.blackhawk1105 wrote:Hey americans, please vote for Obama tomorrow
If Romney wins this election I might as well give up all hope.
It's time to revoke their independence.
In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up 'revocation' in the Oxford English Dictionary.)
Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except North Dakota, which she does not fancy). Your new Prime Minister, David Cameron, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.
To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:
1. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour,' 'favour,' 'labour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix '-ize' will be replaced by the suffix '-ise.' Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up 'vocabulary').
2. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as ''like' and 'you know' is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as U.S. English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take into account the reinstated letter 'u'' and the elimination of '-ize.'
3. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.
4. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can't sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you're not ready to shoot grouse.
5. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.
6. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.
7. The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.
8. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.
9. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable, as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.
10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialect in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater.
11. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies).
12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their deliveries.
13.. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.
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15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.
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Vote Romney. Cause I just wanna watch the world burn.
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I know......blackhawk1105 wrote:You misspelled what...Gutter Dreams wrote:WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHTTyler. wrote:SARAHHHHHHHHHHGutter Dreams wrote:THIS AND IM NOT EVEN SORRYlisaNL wrote:Taylor Swift's new album is so good. I'm kind of obsessed with it.
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i'm spending way too much money for dvds ...
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oh no I couldn't ! I'm so weird that I don't like watching movies as much as I like owning them !blackhawk1105 wrote:http://www.thepiratebay.orgArdi41 wrote:i'm spending way too much money for dvds ...
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VOTE TODAY IF YOU'RE 'MERIKAN
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If Romney wins I'm cryResident Skumfuk wrote:VOTE TODAY IF YOU'RE 'MERIKAN
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Romney will win and that's how the world ends in December 2012. It will probably have something to do with the Higgs Bosom for good measure.
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am I the only who doesn't care about who wins ??Gutter Dreams wrote:If Romney wins I'm cryResident Skumfuk wrote:VOTE TODAY IF YOU'RE 'MERIKAN
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