The TNS Toilet

[Susanne]

Embarrassed to put this on here but fuck it. I present my boarding house experience. Best hidden camera video of all time.

Hehe, 13:01 till 13:40 especially made me giggle

You've got some sweet moves there !

[Jables]

Just in case any of you are currently watching 'The Valleys' please refrain from doing so.
It's depressing to think most of those people live about 15 minutes away from me

[Ardi41]

I need to move to london !!! it's just so much better than munich ! :S
kinda thinking about going there to university after school .. but i need to have very good marks/results in the final exams to do that i suppose -.-

[Gutter Dreams]

all I want right now is a date in a comic book store

[Druska]

all I want right now is a date in a comic book store

comic book+ music store+ game store and I arry the guy

[Gutter Dreams]

all I want right now is a date in a comic book store

comic book+ music store+ game store and I arry the guy

yessssssssssssssssssss.

the head phone jack on my phone is starting to get messed up, it's fine right now but still worried

[Jables]

My biology teacher gave me and a couple of others a test to do at home because we haven't done it in school yet, she said 'do it under test conditions', I however, heard 'I like you lot the most, so go home and use your book to help you and take as long as you like'
Although this happened last year too, and I got 52%

[Susanne]

Yay tomorrow I get to start studying for the entrance exams of a university of applied sciences! I. Need. To. Get. In.

[Jables]

Cos I'm a lovely bugger, I'm getting my girlfriend something for our one month thingy tomorrow (she deserves it for putting up with me for that long ) Any ideas? Crude ones will be chuckled at then promptly discarded (unless particularly tempting)

[Ardi41]

Cos I'm a lovely bugger, I'm getting my girlfriend something for our one month thingy tomorrow (she deserves it for putting up with me for that long ) Any ideas? Crude ones will be chuckled at then promptly discarded (unless particularly tempting)

[Druska]

I've got my driving license wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[Jables]

I've got my driving license wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

I made cookies!
Today is a good day.

[Gregorovich]

First lectures today. Old English literature is some scary shit.

[Jables]

First lectures today. Old English literature is some scary shit.

How old is old?

[Gregorovich]

First lectures today. Old English literature is some scary shit.

How old is old?

Old English is a language.

[Jables]

First lectures today. Old English literature is some scary shit.

How old is old?

Old English is a language.

Yes, but I'd have thought it evolved over time. I obviously know nothing about it, but I just thought that would make sense.

[Gregorovich]

First lectures today. Old English literature is some scary shit.

How old is old?

Old English is a language.

Yes, but I'd have thought it evolved over time. I obviously know nothing about it, but I just thought that would make sense.

Old English bares resemblance to Anglo-Saxon, Celtic and Germanic languages, and is almost completely unintelligible to those who haven't studied it. Old English also uses a handful of letters not found in the modern English alphabet, and carries with it a three-gender system, similar to eastern-Eurpoean languages. After 1066, Middle English came about which had a much more significant Norman influence, and which is much easier to understand for speakers of Modern English, although almost all words are spelled and pronounced differently.

Old English (From Beowulf):

HWÆT, WE GAR-DEna in geardagum,
þeodcyninga þrym gefrunon,
hu ða æþelingas ellen fremedon!
oft Scyld Scefing sceaþena þreatum,
monegum mægþum meodosetla ofteah,
egsode eorlas, syððanærest wearð
feasceaft funden; he þæs frofre gebad,
weox under wolcnum weorðmyndum þah,
oð þæt him æghwylc ymbsittendra
ofer hronrade hyran scolde,
gomban gyldan; þæt wæs god cyning!
Ðæm eafera wæs æfter cenned
geong in geardum, þone God sende
folce to frofre; fyrenðearfe ongeat,
þe hie ær drugon aldorlease
lange hwile; him þæs Liffrea,
wuldres Wealdend woroldare forgeaf,
Beowulf wæs breme --- blæd wide sprang---
Scyldes eafera Scedelandum in.
Swa sceal geong guma gode gewyrcean,
fromum feohgiftumon fæder bearme,

Middle English (From The Canterbury Tales):

Whan that Aprill with his shouressoote
The droghte of March hath perced to the roote,
And bathed every veyne in swich licour
Of which vertuengendred is the flour,
Whan Zephiruseek with his sweete breeth
Inspired hath in every holt and heeth
The tendre croppes, and the yonge sonne
Hath in the Ram his halve cours yronne,
And smale foweles maken melodye,
That slepen al the nyght with open ye
(so priketh hem Nature in hir corages),
Thanne longen folk to goon on pilgrimages,
And palmeres for to seken straunge strondes,
To ferne halwes, kowthe in sondry londes;
And specially from every shires ende
Of Engelond to Caunterbury they wende,
The hooly blisful martir for to seke,
That hem hath holpen whan that they were seeke.

[Jake]

My two lecturers for today were more camp than a row of tents.

And one was rather boring.

[Susanne]

Is there something wrong with me or why have I not hated Mondays before today?

[Mitchell]

Is there something wrong with me or why have I not hated Mondays before today?

I never really hated mondays more than other weekdays, especially not now cause I don't have school on mondays and fridays.