The TNS Toilet

[Gutter Dreams]

I'm just really hungry lately

[Jake]

I <3 Squier. They make the best shit. I actually think some of their higher quality models are better than Fenders!

A Fender MIM is poop. Just throw it in the garbage....OR use it as a doorstop.

The same way Gibson blows Fender out of the water Epihone blows Squier out of the water.

it really is a matter of opinion

Telecasters sucking is fact though.

Telecaster owners should hang themselves. #HATE

[ÜBERCUNT]

I <3 Squier. They make the best shit. I actually think some of their higher quality models are better than Fenders!

A Fender MIM is poop. Just throw it in the garbage....OR use it as a doorstop.

The same way Gibson blows Fender out of the water Epihone blows Squier out of the water.

it really is a matter of opinion

Nah, not in this case.

Woah woah woah. First off- No. Second- Fender's craftmanship is just a slight notch below Gibson's. Third- Gibson overprices EVERYTHING!, like is a Standard LP REALLY worth over a 1000$?? You cant buy a nice, legit Gibson guitar without breaking the 1000$ bar. Its actually kinda crappy because a LP is so overpriced. Gibson is SO over-rated it's actually ridiculous. Another great achievement by Gibson- THE FIREBIRD X!! wooo! They work so hard on releasing what they call "quality" instruments that they miss the point of a guitar's function and they add stupid gadgets and gizmo's (that would ONLY be useful for a kid who's just picked up a guitar, but oh wait! a kid CANT AFFORD a 6000 dollar instrument! ) Like the Tune-O-Matic shit guitars that tune themselves...Bravo Gibson! You really understand the point. Not to mention their designs are so tasteless and overused, and without the LP and their icons that Gibson relies so much on- they wouldn't have any success. Not to mention that Gibson can't make basses. (Fender is the king of the basses, as well as the most iconic guitars) I don't HATE Gibson- but overrated much?

ALright- EPIPHONEEE!!
Their instruments suck. Compared to Squier? I feel bad for you if you think that Epiphone could compare to Squier... Fender at least TRIES to make a good quality instrument for the lower class. Gibson concentrates all the way on the 5000$ poop that they don't give a squat about Epiphone. Epiphone has weak pickups, weak build and hardware. I'm sure if you buy an Epiphone it'll fall apart after a few years of proper use. I've never met an Epiphone purchaser who was satisfied in their buy. You think Epiphone is better than Squier? Well....I'm assuming you've never played a Squier (Or Fender) In your life before.

Oh- and one more thing. THE DUSK TIGER. This thing just make's me laugh. Because it is in fact THE most gayest guitar design I've seen in my life. It looks like a Les Paul dressed in a gay tiger suit.

[Gutter Dreams]

I <3 Squier. They make the best shit. I actually think some of their higher quality models are better than Fenders!

A Fender MIM is poop. Just throw it in the garbage....OR use it as a doorstop.

The same way Gibson blows Fender out of the water Epihone blows Squier out of the water.

it really is a matter of opinion

Telecasters sucking is fact though.

Telecaster owners should hang themselves. #HATE

I have two
UP YOURS, DOUCHEBAG

[Jake]

I <3 Squier. They make the best shit. I actually think some of their higher quality models are better than Fenders!

A Fender MIM is poop. Just throw it in the garbage....OR use it as a doorstop.

The same way Gibson blows Fender out of the water Epihone blows Squier out of the water.

it really is a matter of opinion

Telecasters sucking is fact though.

Telecaster owners should hang themselves. #HATE

I have two
UP YOURS, DOUCHEBAG

But they sound so Terrible :(

[ÜBERCUNT]

I <3 Squier. They make the best shit. I actually think some of their higher quality models are better than Fenders!

A Fender MIM is poop. Just throw it in the garbage....OR use it as a doorstop.

The same way Gibson blows Fender out of the water Epihone blows Squier out of the water.

it really is a matter of opinion

Telecasters sucking is fact though.

Telecaster owners should hang themselves. #HATE

I have two
UP YOURS, DOUCHEBAG

But they sound so Terrible :(

You sound terrible.
I <3 tele's

[Jeremy Kill]

I <3 Squier. They make the best shit. I actually think some of their higher quality models are better than Fenders!

A Fender MIM is poop. Just throw it in the garbage....OR use it as a doorstop.

The same way Gibson blows Fender out of the water Epihone blows Squier out of the water.

it really is a matter of opinion

Telecasters sucking is fact though.

Telecaster owners should hang themselves. #HATE

Would it be weird to say I don't even feel bad that you said this? Is it because you are Jake and I <3 you?

The first guitar I ever wanted was a Gibson SG. If I had the money, I probably would've got one. Instead, I opted for a standard MIM Fender Telecaster because my brother told me Deryck plays Telecasters. If I had money to burn I would probably get a nice Gibson and sell the rest of my guitars minus my Deryck replica for sentimental value.

[Emil]

ALright- EPIPHONEEE!!
Their instruments suck. Compared to Squier? I feel bad for you if you think that Epiphone could compare to Squier... Fender at least TRIES to make a good quality instrument for the lower class. Gibson concentrates all the way on the 5000$ poop that they don't give a squat about Epiphone. Epiphone has weak pickups, weak build and hardware. I'm sure if you buy an Epiphone it'll fall apart after a few years of proper use. I've never met an Epiphone purchaser who was satisfied in their buy. You think Epiphone is better than Squier? Well....I'm assuming you've never played a Squier (Or Fender) In your life before.

Well my first guitar was a Squier Bullet Strat, which to be honest does sound like crap, but that's because it's the cheapest guitar you'll find anywhere. Since then i've had a Les Paul Special II and a Les Paul Standard, and both of the times i bought them i checked out the Teles as well but they didn't stand a chance. A Jaguar would be cool to have though. I did have a Fender acoustic as well and it sounded awesome, thinking of getting a new one but right now i just want a Les Paul Custum so bad.

[Mitchell]

finally went to a doctor with my broken finger, turns out he wants a surgeon to look at the x-rays they'll be taking tomorrow... whoops

[Tyler.]

finally went to a doctor with my broken finger, turns out he wants a surgeon to look at the x-rays they'll be taking tomorrow... whoops

One time I broke my arm playing soccer then played the rest of the game and went 4 days before going to the doctor

Learned my lesson that week, if you think you need to go to the doctor just go ASAP...always ends up better than not going hahah.

[Mitchell]

finally went to a doctor with my broken finger, turns out he wants a surgeon to look at the x-rays they'll be taking tomorrow... whoops

One time I broke my arm playing soccer then played the rest of the game and went 4 days before going to the doctor

Learned my lesson that week, if you think you need to go to the doctor just go ASAP...always ends up better than not going hahah.

Same thing happened to me when I waited 3 days after breaking my wrist playing soccer.. the thing was that I had to play a couple of hockey matches for school 2 days after I broke it.. it hurt like fuck.

[Boni]

Fifa anyone?

[Mitchell]

Fifa anyone?

Fifa 11? PS3?

[Druska]

Fifa anyone?

Fifa 11? PS3?

That reminds me, I wanna buy Fifa street , loved the demo

[SickofEveryone]

Can't relive I never discovered Placebo sooner. They are fucking awesome.

[Jeremy Kill]

I finished the first two episodes of Breaking Bad. So it begins...

[Mitchell]

I finished the first two episodes of Breaking Bad. So it begins...

Did the same thing 6 days ago, I watched the finale of season 4 last night, didn't really like the 1st season though.

[Jake]

Can't relive I never discovered Placebo sooner. They are fucking awesome.

You are about 15 years late, indeed.

And the whole telecaster thing? I'ma settle this by shooting anyone who disagrees with me.

[Dylan]

Can't relive I never discovered Placebo sooner. They are fucking awesome.

You are about 15 years late, indeed.

And the whole telecaster thing? I'ma settle this by shooting anyone who disagrees with me.

spoken like a true American.

[Shelley41]

so

how's it goin'