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I believe that the reason to AIDS is flowers.

Well, you've seen how Africa is. Deserted, with very little vegetation... and no flowers... and Africa has also got the highest levels of AIDS in the whole world. What I believe is that African people have eaten flowers to survive and those flowers have caused all of the AIDS, which explains why the rich people in Africa don't have AIDS.



Conclusion: Africans should stop eating flowers. They get AIDS because of it. Flowers are the main cause of AIDS.
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oh fuck i eat dandilions!!!....

DANDILIONS!!
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Zam wrote: Flowers are the main cause of AIDS.
this is the main reason i am taking a shotgun out with me tomorrow, and the fact it's a chick magnet. and sometimes those weird guys who dress up like old women... :shock:
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swish wrote:oh fuck i eat dandilions!!!....

DANDILIONS!!
Nah, dandelions give you skin, eye, lung and brain cancer. Don't worry.
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Zam wrote:
swish wrote:oh fuck i eat dandilions!!!....

DANDILIONS!!
Nah, dandelions give you skin, eye, lung and brain cancer. Don't worry.
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swish wrote:
Zam wrote:
swish wrote:oh fuck i eat dandilions!!!....

DANDILIONS!!
Nah, dandelions give you skin, eye, lung and brain cancer. Don't worry.
:shock:
At least it's not AIDS.
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Zam wrote:
swish wrote:
Zam wrote:
swish wrote:oh fuck i eat dandilions!!!....

DANDILIONS!!
Nah, dandelions give you skin, eye, lung and brain cancer. Don't worry.
:shock:
At least it's not AIDS.
:lol: count yourself lucky
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[stoked-cow] wrote:
Zam wrote:
swish wrote:
Zam wrote:
swish wrote:oh fuck i eat dandilions!!!....

DANDILIONS!!
Nah, dandelions give you skin, eye, lung and brain cancer. Don't worry.
:shock:
At least it's not AIDS.
:lol: count yourself lucky
Seriously, though, I've been through AIDS and got rid of it. I'm that good.
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ZAM THINKS HE HAD AIDS WHEN ACTUALLY HE JUST HAD RABIES

THE WHITE STUFF FROTHING FROM HIS MOUTH WAS FROM THE RABIES BUT HE ALSO HAD IT FROTHING FROM HIS MOUTH WHEN HE WAS CURED

THIS WAS ACTUALLY THE CAUSE OF MY PENIS IN HIS MOUTH WHILE HE SLEPT.... PURELY FOR PRACTICAL JOKE REASON .... :?
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i believe it's the lack of condoms in africa.
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rich people have them, poor people don't.
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formerly killer41 wrote:i believe it's the lack of condoms in africa.
8)
rich people have them, poor people don't.
STFU! It's the flowers!
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formerly killer41 wrote:i believe it's the lack of condoms in africa.
8)
rich people have them, poor people don't.
STFU! It's the flowers!
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mannn i'd hate to be a florist in africa....or a goat for that matter
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That doesn't explain the sexual transmission. Not everyone stuffs flowers up their ass.
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Ken of Contradiction wrote:That doesn't explain the sexual transmission. Not everyone stuffs flowers up their ass.
Well, they pass it when they have children.


I never said it wasn't contagious.
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Ken of Contradiction wrote:That doesn't explain the sexual transmission. Not everyone stuffs flowers up their ass.
what if you sit down in a feild of flowers
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Not all of Africa is deserted, they just choose to show you that in the commercials for starving children.

Ever heard of the Congo?
Deep african jungles?
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lol, yeah. If you'd seen Rocked, you'd know there are flowers everywhere.

The reason behind AIDS in Africa is lack of condoms and proper sterilization of needles. End of story.
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lmao, fuckin flowers, i knew they were evil and useless.
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STFU!!! IT'S FLOWERS!!!!
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