Dirty Little Secrets - ver. 1 (Get to know your TNS family!)

Zam · Post by **Zam** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 1:50 am

Byzzy wrote:
Zam wrote:
Byzzy wrote:i almost fucked a mormon girl
I almost fucked your mom.
that girl was ur sister

Actually, it was yours. And it was actually your dad's dick.

Janet · Post by **Janet** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 12:39 pm

Ian wrote:
janetvaher wrote:
Ian wrote:i once pissed on my first computer...then went n fell aslepp in bath...an another time i pissed on my mum from top of stairs :) i was sleepwalking :P
i sleeptalk. I've had some pretty interesting conversations, ofcourse, i don't remember nothing. i've laughed too.
I once sleepwalked too, i went to the livingroom and asked my father about 4 times what time it is. Then he sayd "GO TO SLEEP!!" then i went back to sleep. At least that's what my father sayd. And my brother...
i tried going out the house at like 5am ! sleepwalking

i went to sleep in my bed and woke up on the couch, i was like "wtf?". I used to sleep on the top bunk (now we don't have it anymore) and i fell down from there, luckly i didn't get any broken bones, but a hughe headache, maybe that's the reason im so twisted? I'll never know :D

Mr-David-Blues · Post by **Mr-David-Blues** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 2:13 pm

Zam wrote:
Byzzy wrote:
Zam wrote:
Byzzy wrote:i almost fucked a mormon girl
I almost fucked your mom.
that girl was ur sister
Actually, it was yours. And it was actually your dad's dick.

Man here we go again

lol

erikj9 · Post by **erikj9** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 7:46 am

the day after last halloween, in school, we were doing some biology crap and we had to cut different papers out, and the kid next to me cut the back end of my index finger off [on accident]. its pretty much grew back since then. it hurt so bad and i cried in front of everyone too. the blood was shooting out of my finger on to the floor, and i was excused from the class for 2 days. =)

boof · Post by **boof** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 8:55 am

i knicked the school librarians copy card and racked up like $500 worth of copies mostly using it to finance my mischevious redecorating of the crappy yr11 common room 8)

http://www.last.fm/user/cbar05 · Post by **Bobbyjames** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 1:58 pm

i went round my grandad's house yesterday, and told him i mowed his lawn for him th day before while he was out, hoping he would give me some money. which he did, even though i never mowed his lawn, i jus needed some money so i could go get drunk.

Omega Myre · Post by **Omega Myre** » Sun Aug 19, 2007 6:23 am

I'm scared of water.

Macbeth · Post by **Macbeth** » Sun Aug 19, 2007 6:43 am

I once was sleepwalking... more like sleeprunning lol, from what my sister told me (she was awake) i came out of my room, and i runned to my parents room, the door was closed and i hitted it. I woke up after that...

And my head hurted the next day... a lot.