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Zell1010 wrote:For Soccerball, the twins in my sig > you.

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I go for Richmond fuck yeah!!!!!! And Collingwood.

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FuckT's favorite player scored last night :silly:

It was a shitty game, but the croud was awesome, too bad i didn't make it.

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Yebda's my hero
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Good placed shot by Plasil, but yeah, we never stood a chance against Spain/almost Barcelona :glad:
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FuckT41182 wrote:Slovakia - Andorra 1:0 - we're going strong ! XD but alright,there was no grass there,only clay/loam(which word am I supposed to use?) and our national team is crazy,they play shit against New Zealand or Paraguay and they beat Italy ...it reminds me of Liverpool
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Cardiff vs Derby on saturday, please can we win? Just once? :suicide:
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Liverpool , this sucks...the midfield sucked today
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FuckT41182 wrote:Liverpool , this sucks...the midfield sucked today
that was horrible.
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Crazy day for football today:

1- Man united were behind by two goals, Rooney turned it 3-2, and Hernandez made it 4-2, Awesome game.
2- Arsenal got it again up in their butt, 0-0 and NO HOPE in winning the Premiership this year.
3- Milan RAPED Inter 3-0, Grande Pato, Grande Cassano!
4-Real MAdrid lost in the Bernabeu for the first time this year, 1-0 against Sporting Gijon, it was actually the first defeat at home for Mourinho since 2002 ( he was a coach for FC Porto btw)
5- Barcelona won their first final this year against Villareal, 1-0 by Piqué, La liga is pretty much done now.

YES, i've seen all these games today :glad:

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fuck them, Napoli - Lazio tomorrow, that's the game :silly:
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FuckT41182 wrote:fuck them, Napoli - Lazio tomorrow, that's the game :silly:
Go Napoli!

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one of the most awesome games I have seen, and I swear this is not biased ...first Napoli - Lazio 0:2 , after two mintues 2:2, then 2:3 , then 3:3 and then fucking 4:3 !!! Cavani is awesome,Hamsik patient as always, Lavezzi pushful as always ...

in this match, the players really showed what it means to leave their sould and heart on the pitch, they even fucking left there their balls ! they were sprinting around like crazy deer ! I love them

and the Napoli fans,they killed it, they were so fucking awesome, there were like 60 000 of them, but really, if we talk about Napoli you have to multiply the 60 000 by 3,4 ...

and now say that Serie A is not attractive ;) fuck such a great game !
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Match of the year in Serie A, no doubt about it.

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DeryckW wrote:Match of the year in Serie A, no doubt about it.

Cavani <3
exactly , this game was fucking epic :winkwink:

Hamsik was mostly in the defense today , wonder if that was an intention ! but still, the pass from Hamsik to Cavani in the second half(from the left to the right side) got the English commentator aal melting on the inside XD

I was really surprised that an English guy was so excited about it, when Cavani scored the fourth goal of Napoli, he went totally crazy,he screamed GOAAAL like for 30 seconds XD he was brilliant !
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I FUCKIN MISSED IT

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Madjid wrote:I FUCKIN MISSED IT
this game is worth a download ! it really had everything, rage of the players, rage of the fans, goals, arguments, red card, penalty, changing score, faith and hope, good tactical player changes, risks ... it didn't lack anything in any way, especially the second half ...

plus own goal by Grava, Cavani's hattrick and one goal of Lazio was denied , but they scored a few seconds later ...
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DeryckW wrote:Match of the year in Serie A, no doubt about it.

Cavani <3
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
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gejmik wrote:FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
I wasn't at home :angry: :angry: :suicide:

You sure did miss something : ))

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Any idea where could I download it? Link in PM would be just amazing thing :blush:
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