Dirty Little Secrets - ver. 1 (Get to know your TNS family!)

JESSter · Post by **JESSter** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 9:55 pm

^lol

i have sleepwalked under my sisters bed. i woke up there :D

Jon Nolan · Post by **Jon Nolan** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 9:55 pm

bobbyjames wrote:
Zam wrote:
bobbyjames wrote:
Zam wrote:
bobbyjames wrote:
Zam wrote:
bobbyjames wrote:
Zam wrote:
bobbyjames wrote:
Zam wrote:Nah. Beer sucks. I get Spirit shots with my dad. We usually do a contest to see who can hold more alcohol before fainting, I usually win if I've had nothing alcoholic all day long. Haha.

But the next day sucks...
haha, i don't really like doing shots, im a lightweight, i always end up whiteying somewhere! woop, theres another confession 8)
I once tried to bang my head to death when I was drunk. Haha. Now my mom always stays next to me when we get drunk. Hahaha.
lmfao, you sound violent drunk, i love it!
Suicidal drunk* ;)

Hahaha. I once tried to chop my finger off.
hahaha, you would of woken up with more than a headache the next morning!
Nah, chopping your finger off doesn't hurt.... Or does it? *Stands with a knife pointing towards index finger*
do it, i darez ya!
*Chops finger off* *Doesn't bleed* Nah... It didnt hurt.
dam, i want you to feel pain now! lol

BIG QOUTEZ

grandpa · Post by **grandpa** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 9:56 pm

Phili wrote:
grandpa wrote:I gave my best friend a wet willy
but not with spit...but vagina juice (i'm a dude) (and im not saying i had one, I used my girlfriend, who was right next to me at the time)

:| .....
...EW!

:D I know...it was funny though
but he doesnt know that

Ian · Post by **Ian** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:27 pm

janetvaher wrote:
Ian wrote:i once pissed on my first computer...then went n fell aslepp in bath...an another time i pissed on my mum from top of stairs :) i was sleepwalking :P
i sleeptalk. I've had some pretty interesting conversations, ofcourse, i don't remember nothing. i've laughed too.
I once sleepwalked too, i went to the livingroom and asked my father about 4 times what time it is. Then he sayd "GO TO SLEEP!!" then i went back to sleep. At least that's what my father sayd. And my brother...

i tried going out the house at like 5am ! sleepwalking

Zam · Post by **Zam** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 1:39 am

My brother is a heavy sleeper. He usually claps and shouts while he sleeps. Heck! He once even pushed me to the floor!

My brother's 10, we share bedrooms cuz he is afraid of the dark. I really don't mind, though.

charle22 · Post by **charle22** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 4:37 am

I've got weak constitution
I'm led so easily, so easily

Zam · Post by **Zam** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 4:50 am

The Jester wrote:I've got weak constitution
I'm led so easily, so easily

So, if I say suck my dick, you will? ;)

http://www.last.fm/user/cbar05 · Post by **Bobbyjames** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 1:06 pm

Zam wrote:
The Jester wrote:I've got weak constitution
I'm led so easily, so easily
So, if I say suck my dick, you will? ;)

i will :D

Zam · Post by **Zam** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 2:38 pm

bobbyjames wrote:
Zam wrote:
The Jester wrote:I've got weak constitution
I'm led so easily, so easily
So, if I say suck my dick, you will? ;)
i will :D

Lawl! <3

Mr-David-Blues · Post by **Mr-David-Blues** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 4:19 pm

I once fed my neighbours dog chocolate....
It has a stomach problem

I heard the screams the next morning

Pull_The_Curtis · Post by **Pull_The_Curtis** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 4:46 pm

i got a handjob at my local library...

Zam · Post by **Zam** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:09 pm

Mr-David-Blues wrote:I once fed my neighbours dog chocolate....
It has a stomach problem
I heard the screams the next morning

Chocolate is poisonous for dogs... You could've killed the poor dog.

Mr-David-Blues · Post by **Mr-David-Blues** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 10:41 pm

Zam wrote:
Mr-David-Blues wrote:I once fed my neighbours dog chocolate....
It has a stomach problem
I heard the screams the next morning
Chocolate is poisonous for dogs... You could've killed the poor dog.

I think every1 in my street would have prefered it 2 die...

Byzzy · Post by **Byzzy** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 1:31 am

i almost fucked a mormon girl

Zam · Post by **Zam** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 1:33 am

Byzzy wrote:i almost fucked a mormon girl

I almost fucked your mom.

Tiny *[Banned]* · Post by Tiny *[Banned]* » Sun Aug 12, 2007 1:41 am

I once beat up a girl because she took my twinkie.

Zam · Post by **Zam** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 1:44 am

Tiny wrote:I once beat up a girl because she took my twinkie.

LMFAO! Haha.

Tiny *[Banned]* · Post by Tiny *[Banned]* » Sun Aug 12, 2007 1:46 am

Mr-David-Blues wrote:
Zam wrote:
Mr-David-Blues wrote:I once fed my neighbours dog chocolate....
It has a stomach problem
I heard the screams the next morning
Chocolate is poisonous for dogs... You could've killed the poor dog.
I think every1 in my street would have prefered it 2 die...

Why?

Tiny *[Banned]* · Post by Tiny *[Banned]* » Sun Aug 12, 2007 1:47 am

Zam wrote:
Tiny wrote:I once beat up a girl because she took my twinkie.
LMFAO! Haha.

Its true.

Byzzy · Post by **Byzzy** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 1:47 am

Zam wrote:
Byzzy wrote:i almost fucked a mormon girl
I almost fucked your mom.

that girl was ur sister