Your Top 5 Moments of 2009

[Jeremy Kill]

Surprisingly not hungover, however I did was up about four or five hours ago. I just spent $415 on a new cell phone because the Blackberry went kaput.

EDIT: Yup, I totally thought this was the Twitter thread, haha.

[Winton89]

In no order.
1) Touching a boob for the first time.
2) Scoring my first hockey goal of the season.
3) Being player of the game in one of my hockey tournament games.
4) Going to this party a few weeks ago (I made a thread about it).
5) My summer, it was the best I ever had, I got to hang out with this girl I really like almost everyday, getting paid for basically doing nothing and I got to go to England. Best. Summer. Ever.

Honorable Mention
Getting an ipod Touch for my b-day, I seriously love that thing, it's part of the family now.

Kudos on the boob touch, Next year I want your number 1 thing to be sex! Make me proud

I'm working on it. I had 2 chances to lose it twice this year, but I backed out.

[Hentaiman]

In no order.
1) Touching a boob for the first time.
2) Scoring my first hockey goal of the season.
3) Being player of the game in one of my hockey tournament games.
4) Going to this party a few weeks ago (I made a thread about it).
5) My summer, it was the best I ever had, I got to hang out with this girl I really like almost everyday, getting paid for basically doing nothing and I got to go to England. Best. Summer. Ever.

Honorable Mention
Getting an ipod Touch for my b-day, I seriously love that thing, it's part of the family now.

Kudos on the boob touch, Next year I want your number 1 thing to be sex! Make me proud

I'm working on it. I had 2 chances to lose it twice this year, but I backed out.

Well good luck man! Its a thing to do but its really overrated. I lost my virginity this year, and even got laid again later, but I dunno, both times weren't great, maybe cuz they were just random sex, more of a one-night stand things, but I just expected so much more from sex hehe, I mean everybody do such a big deal out of it, and its not that big of a thing really.

[Boni]

In no order.
1) Touching a boob for the first time.
2) Scoring my first hockey goal of the season.
3) Being player of the game in one of my hockey tournament games.
4) Going to this party a few weeks ago (I made a thread about it).
5) My summer, it was the best I ever had, I got to hang out with this girl I really like almost everyday, getting paid for basically doing nothing and I got to go to England. Best. Summer. Ever.

Honorable Mention
Getting an ipod Touch for my b-day, I seriously love that thing, it's part of the family now.

Kudos on the boob touch, Next year I want your number 1 thing to be sex! Make me proud

I'm working on it. I had 2 chances to lose it twice this year, but I backed out.

Well good luck man! Its a thing to do but its really overrated. I lost my virginity this year, and even got laid again later, but I dunno, both times weren't great, maybe cuz they were just random sex, more of a one-night stand things, but I just expected so much more from sex hehe, I mean everybody do such a big deal out of it, and its not that big of a thing really.

Sex is more for the women, they tend to enjoy it more which I suppose is fair considering what they have to go through in life.

[Hentaiman]

In no order.
1) Touching a boob for the first time.
2) Scoring my first hockey goal of the season.
3) Being player of the game in one of my hockey tournament games.
4) Going to this party a few weeks ago (I made a thread about it).
5) My summer, it was the best I ever had, I got to hang out with this girl I really like almost everyday, getting paid for basically doing nothing and I got to go to England. Best. Summer. Ever.

Honorable Mention
Getting an ipod Touch for my b-day, I seriously love that thing, it's part of the family now.

Kudos on the boob touch, Next year I want your number 1 thing to be sex! Make me proud

I'm working on it. I had 2 chances to lose it twice this year, but I backed out.

Well good luck man! Its a thing to do but its really overrated. I lost my virginity this year, and even got laid again later, but I dunno, both times weren't great, maybe cuz they were just random sex, more of a one-night stand things, but I just expected so much more from sex hehe, I mean everybody do such a big deal out of it, and its not that big of a thing really.

Sex is more for the women, they tend to enjoy it more which I suppose is fair considering what they have to go through in life.

Hehe I was expecting something wicked, instead it was mostly like masturbating only less pathetic I guess haha.

[Emil]

In no order.
1) Touching a boob for the first time.
2) Scoring my first hockey goal of the season.
3) Being player of the game in one of my hockey tournament games.
4) Going to this party a few weeks ago (I made a thread about it).
5) My summer, it was the best I ever had, I got to hang out with this girl I really like almost everyday, getting paid for basically doing nothing and I got to go to England. Best. Summer. Ever.

Honorable Mention
Getting an ipod Touch for my b-day, I seriously love that thing, it's part of the family now.

Kudos on the boob touch, Next year I want your number 1 thing to be sex! Make me proud

I'm working on it. I had 2 chances to lose it twice this year, but I backed out.

Well good luck man! Its a thing to do but its really overrated. I lost my virginity this year, and even got laid again later, but I dunno, both times weren't great, maybe cuz they were just random sex, more of a one-night stand things, but I just expected so much more from sex hehe, I mean everybody do such a big deal out of it, and its not that big of a thing really.

Sex is more for the women, they tend to enjoy it more which I suppose is fair considering what they have to go through in life.

Hehe I was expecting something wicked, instead it was mostly like masturbating only less pathetic I guess haha.

Haha, you mean not pathetic at all?

[Hentaiman]

In no order.
1) Touching a boob for the first time.
2) Scoring my first hockey goal of the season.
3) Being player of the game in one of my hockey tournament games.
4) Going to this party a few weeks ago (I made a thread about it).
5) My summer, it was the best I ever had, I got to hang out with this girl I really like almost everyday, getting paid for basically doing nothing and I got to go to England. Best. Summer. Ever.

Honorable Mention
Getting an ipod Touch for my b-day, I seriously love that thing, it's part of the family now.

Kudos on the boob touch, Next year I want your number 1 thing to be sex! Make me proud

I'm working on it. I had 2 chances to lose it twice this year, but I backed out.

Well good luck man! Its a thing to do but its really overrated. I lost my virginity this year, and even got laid again later, but I dunno, both times weren't great, maybe cuz they were just random sex, more of a one-night stand things, but I just expected so much more from sex hehe, I mean everybody do such a big deal out of it, and its not that big of a thing really.

Sex is more for the women, they tend to enjoy it more which I suppose is fair considering what they have to go through in life.

Hehe I was expecting something wicked, instead it was mostly like masturbating only less pathetic I guess haha.

Haha, you mean not pathetic at all?

Yeah, haha, I guess so. its probably different with a girl you really love, which sucks cuz my last girlfriend, the one who dumped me a few weeks ago, I was really in love with her, what we had was amazing, but she wanted to wait with the sex, so we never did it and then she dumped me, I bet sex with her could've been a lot better than the random sex I had which was basically like masturbation haha, at least felt like it, only not pathetic.

[Winton89]

In no order.
1) Touching a boob for the first time.
2) Scoring my first hockey goal of the season.
3) Being player of the game in one of my hockey tournament games.
4) Going to this party a few weeks ago (I made a thread about it).
5) My summer, it was the best I ever had, I got to hang out with this girl I really like almost everyday, getting paid for basically doing nothing and I got to go to England. Best. Summer. Ever.

Honorable Mention
Getting an ipod Touch for my b-day, I seriously love that thing, it's part of the family now.

Kudos on the boob touch, Next year I want your number 1 thing to be sex! Make me proud

I'm working on it. I had 2 chances to lose it twice this year, but I backed out.

Well good luck man! Its a thing to do but its really overrated. I lost my virginity this year, and even got laid again later, but I dunno, both times weren't great, maybe cuz they were just random sex, more of a one-night stand things, but I just expected so much more from sex hehe, I mean everybody do such a big deal out of it, and its not that big of a thing really.

Sex is more for the women, they tend to enjoy it more which I suppose is fair considering what they have to go through in life.

Hehe I was expecting something wicked, instead it was mostly like masturbating only less pathetic I guess haha.

Haha, you mean not pathetic at all?

Yeah, haha, I guess so. its probably different with a girl you really love, which sucks cuz my last girlfriend, the one who dumped me a few weeks ago, I was really in love with her, what we had was amazing, but she wanted to wait with the sex, so we never did it and then she dumped me, I bet sex with her could've been a lot better than the random sex I had which was basically like masturbation haha, at least felt like it, only not pathetic.

Yeah, I think it's more special for the girl. I was supposed to lose it to one girl but she wanted more than sex, so I said fuck that. Then this other girl was willing to lose her virginity, but there was this girl and we both liked each other, so I told her about this girl, and she said if she had a chance to not do it she wouldn't have done it. She said it should be with someone special, she talked me out of it cause I didn't want to put the girl through that. Did that make any sense? Cause I'm a little drunk and really tired.

[Gibsum 41]

Look at that bigg quote! It's lioke the pyramid of sex!

[Bass Cone]

Look at that bigg quote! It's lioke the pyramid of sex!

lolgib r u liek wastedz?!?!?!

[Emil]

Look at that bigg quote! It's lioke the pyramid of sex!

lolgib r u liek wastedz?!?!?!

I think he is.

[Hentaiman]

In no order.
1) Touching a boob for the first time.
2) Scoring my first hockey goal of the season.
3) Being player of the game in one of my hockey tournament games.
4) Going to this party a few weeks ago (I made a thread about it).
5) My summer, it was the best I ever had, I got to hang out with this girl I really like almost everyday, getting paid for basically doing nothing and I got to go to England. Best. Summer. Ever.

Honorable Mention
Getting an ipod Touch for my b-day, I seriously love that thing, it's part of the family now.

Kudos on the boob touch, Next year I want your number 1 thing to be sex! Make me proud

I'm working on it. I had 2 chances to lose it twice this year, but I backed out.

Well good luck man! Its a thing to do but its really overrated. I lost my virginity this year, and even got laid again later, but I dunno, both times weren't great, maybe cuz they were just random sex, more of a one-night stand things, but I just expected so much more from sex hehe, I mean everybody do such a big deal out of it, and its not that big of a thing really.

Sex is more for the women, they tend to enjoy it more which I suppose is fair considering what they have to go through in life.

Hehe I was expecting something wicked, instead it was mostly like masturbating only less pathetic I guess haha.

Haha, you mean not pathetic at all?

Yeah, haha, I guess so. its probably different with a girl you really love, which sucks cuz my last girlfriend, the one who dumped me a few weeks ago, I was really in love with her, what we had was amazing, but she wanted to wait with the sex, so we never did it and then she dumped me, I bet sex with her could've been a lot better than the random sex I had which was basically like masturbation haha, at least felt like it, only not pathetic.

Yeah, I think it's more special for the girl. I was supposed to lose it to one girl but she wanted more than sex, so I said fuck that. Then this other girl was willing to lose her virginity, but there was this girl and we both liked each other, so I told her about this girl, and she said if she had a chance to not do it she wouldn't have done it. She said it should be with someone special, she talked me out of it cause I didn't want to put the girl through that. Did that make any sense? Cause I'm a little drunk and really tired.

Haha, makes sense in a way. I wish I could have the chance to do it with someone special, or even lose it to that girl that broke my heart recently, we were so good together.

[Druska]

Look at that bigg quote! It's lioke the pyramid of sex!

lolgib r u liek wastedz?!?!?!

I think he is.

too much tequila i guess

[Jake-41]

In no order.
1) Touching a boob for the first time.
2) Scoring my first hockey goal of the season.
3) Being player of the game in one of my hockey tournament games.
4) Going to this party a few weeks ago (I made a thread about it).
5) My summer, it was the best I ever had, I got to hang out with this girl I really like almost everyday, getting paid for basically doing nothing and I got to go to England. Best. Summer. Ever.

Honorable Mention
Getting an ipod Touch for my b-day, I seriously love that thing, it's part of the family now.

Kudos on the boob touch, Next year I want your number 1 thing to be sex! Make me proud

I'm working on it. I had 2 chances to lose it twice this year, but I backed out.

Well good luck man! Its a thing to do but its really overrated. I lost my virginity this year, and even got laid again later, but I dunno, both times weren't great, maybe cuz they were just random sex, more of a one-night stand things, but I just expected so much more from sex hehe, I mean everybody do such a big deal out of it, and its not that big of a thing really.

Sex is more for the women, they tend to enjoy it more which I suppose is fair considering what they have to go through in life.

Hehe I was expecting something wicked, instead it was mostly like masturbating only less pathetic I guess haha.

Haha, you mean not pathetic at all?

Yeah, haha, I guess so. its probably different with a girl you really love, which sucks cuz my last girlfriend, the one who dumped me a few weeks ago, I was really in love with her, what we had was amazing, but she wanted to wait with the sex, so we never did it and then she dumped me, I bet sex with her could've been a lot better than the random sex I had which was basically like masturbation haha, at least felt like it, only not pathetic.

Yeah, I think it's more special for the girl. I was supposed to lose it to one girl but she wanted more than sex, so I said fuck that. Then this other girl was willing to lose her virginity, but there was this girl and we both liked each other, so I told her about this girl, and she said if she had a chance to not do it she wouldn't have done it. She said it should be with someone special, she talked me out of it cause I didn't want to put the girl through that. Did that make any sense? Cause I'm a little drunk and really tired.

Haha, makes sense in a way. I wish I could have the chance to do it with someone special, or even lose it to that girl that broke my heart recently, we were so good together.

What's wrong with masturbation? It's sex with someone i love.


EDIT: Prolly didn't have to quote all of that, but whatever.

[tomhoppus]

Kudos on the boob touch, Next year I want your number 1 thing to be sex! Make me proud

I'm working on it. I had 2 chances to lose it twice this year, but I backed out.

Well good luck man! Its a thing to do but its really overrated. I lost my virginity this year, and even got laid again later, but I dunno, both times weren't great, maybe cuz they were just random sex, more of a one-night stand things, but I just expected so much more from sex hehe, I mean everybody do such a big deal out of it, and its not that big of a thing really.

Sex is more for the women, they tend to enjoy it more which I suppose is fair considering what they have to go through in life.

Hehe I was expecting something wicked, instead it was mostly like masturbating only less pathetic I guess haha.

Haha, you mean not pathetic at all?

Yeah, haha, I guess so. its probably different with a girl you really love, which sucks cuz my last girlfriend, the one who dumped me a few weeks ago, I was really in love with her, what we had was amazing, but she wanted to wait with the sex, so we never did it and then she dumped me, I bet sex with her could've been a lot better than the random sex I had which was basically like masturbation haha, at least felt like it, only not pathetic.

Yeah, I think it's more special for the girl. I was supposed to lose it to one girl but she wanted more than sex, so I said fuck that. Then this other girl was willing to lose her virginity, but there was this girl and we both liked each other, so I told her about this girl, and she said if she had a chance to not do it she wouldn't have done it. She said it should be with someone special, she talked me out of it cause I didn't want to put the girl through that. Did that make any sense? Cause I'm a little drunk and really tired.

Haha, makes sense in a way. I wish I could have the chance to do it with someone special, or even lose it to that girl that broke my heart recently, we were so good together.

What's wrong with masturbation? It's sex with someone i love.


EDIT: Prolly didn't have to quote all of that, but whatever.

I want to quote this too!

[Aaron]

5.Turned 12
4.New Music
3.Got The Hell Out of Elementary School
2.Made Lots of New Friends at Junior High
1.Michael Jackson Dies!

[Gibsum 41]

1.Michael Jackson Dies!

Yeah, most people your age were happy about that.

[Jake-41]

1.Michael Jackson Dies!

Yeah, most people your age were happy about that.

Lmao!

[Aaron]

1.Michael Jackson Dies!

Yeah, most people your age were happy about that.

Lmao!

lol

[Bobbyjames]

1.Michael Jackson Dies!

Yeah, most people your age were happy about that.

If I made a "top 5 TNS posts of 2009", that post would be in the list!