Masturbation vs. Pooping

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Which One?

Masturbation
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Pooping
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Tiny wrote:Whats masterbation
well..my dear friend..it could be many things.

heres how i'll break it down fo yall:

For Males: Masturbation is the act of get erected (the blood flows to the penis, and it becomes hard and stiff). From there a few things can happen. 1) The male could apply lubricant. Lube can be anything from lotion to spit to...anything to make it not dry. Or 2) the dont use lube. Either way, it is possible to masturbait. Once they have applied the lube (or they dont), they wrap their hands around their penis, and stroke (or moving the hand in an up or down fasion) their penis for pleasure.

For Females: It can be quite simpler. I am a male, so I'm not a master in the masturbatory arts when acted upon a female. But, heres what I do know. 1) The simpliest, cheapest, and possibly easiest to control is using her own fingers. She can use as many or as little as she would like. The movement or the fingers is also up to her, due to there is more 'wiggle' space, unlike with a male. or 2) they can use toys. Much like the fingers, just with 'sex toys' that vibrate, and so on.

i hope this helped explain for you.
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Tiny wrote:Whats masterbation
LEAVE NOW!
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dm_rick wrote:
Tiny wrote:Whats masterbation
LEAVE NOW!
settle down...settle down. there was a time in your life when you didnt know what it was either. so instead of criticize, enlighten.
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Tiny wrote:Whats masterbation
you will discover that... in time... :)
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grandpa wrote:
dm_rick wrote:
Tiny wrote:Whats masterbation
LEAVE NOW!
settle down...settle down. there was a time in your life when you didnt know what it was either. so instead of criticize, enlighten.
im pretty sure i was born knowing..
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dm_rick wrote:
grandpa wrote:
dm_rick wrote:
Tiny wrote:Whats masterbation
LEAVE NOW!
settle down...settle down. there was a time in your life when you didnt know what it was either. so instead of criticize, enlighten.
im pretty sure i was born knowing..
He was 12
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budgie182 wrote:
Tiny wrote:Whats masterbation
you will discover that... in time... :)
Grandpa has explained it :?
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lmao this made me laugh
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nobrains41 wrote:what the hell is this post about!!!!!!,but anyways it makes me laugh a lot!!!!ha,lol
if you dont know what its about how do you find it funny? :wink:
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kinda too personal---
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jude wrote:but hurting might feel good for someone...lol
Those people are usually into the fetish scene.

I would say it depends. If you really really have to go then shiting would be a big relief. And masturbation also helps to relieve stress. It has been proven in studies that it's healthy.

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Masturbation while pooping ftw! 8)
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masturbation ftw.
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Tango wrote:Masturbation while pooping ftw! 8)
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i prefer whammin my cannon
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Vani wrote:
belch8 wrote:Whats masterbation
You must be joking.
This topic almost made me laugh.

Then I read this.

I laughed.
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Yo, some one go to the sum41 q and a on their site and ask stevo what masturbation is!
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Post by simon snow blow »

well 12 year old girl/boi its when u play wif ur private regen a little 2 much n eventually u get dis increadable feeling n da end result is a little bit of deposite :wink:
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duck wrote:Yo, some one go to the sum41 q and a on their site and ask stevo what masturbation is!
Ya :!:
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i did it, lets hope it gets answered.
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