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[wiggs1441]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hablas espanol?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: si
You: well i dont
You: so gtfo
Stranger: i speak english too
You: you = mexican
You: do not want.
Stranger: no
Stranger: i'm not a mexican
You: yes
You: yes you are
Stranger: no
Stranger: i'm from korea
You: yes
You: ....
You have disconnected.

^LOL. Korean!?!! I gtfo after i talk to a korean.

Same haha.

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Stranger: hi
You: HELLO
Stranger: KOREA MALE
You: shit
You have disconnected.

[Gibsum 41]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You Chinese?
Stranger: No.
You: Why not you Chinese?
Stranger: Why should Iß
Stranger: ?
You: We all Chinese.
Stranger: For sure not.
You: Shut up!
You: You Chinese.
You: Me Chinese.
You: We Chinese.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: Alright.
You: What so funny?
Stranger: We are all chinese. lol
Stranger: In some Jackie Chan sort.
You: Jackie Chan is the sucks. You watch Gin Tao Ming.
Stranger: I just know Gin Tonic. You know him?
You: Who the hell Gin Tonic?
Stranger: Never heard of the famous Gin Tonic? Great stuff he did.
You: You like me?
Stranger: Well we are chinese. Because of that I would say. When I like me I have to like you.
You: Too bad. Me have 3 wives and 48 children.
Stranger: Yes. I thought so.
You: You racist fuck.
You have disconnected.

[Sum41Ant27]

omg all of these are funny! Here's mine...

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: what's up?
You: a/s/l
You: wanna have sex?
Stranger: yes
You: yes!
You: are you a guy?
Stranger: no
You: even better
Stranger: are you a guy?
You: all man!
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: you have a cam?
You: no :(
You: how old are you?
Stranger: i have photos of my pusst
Stranger: pussy
Stranger: 20
You: nice! I'm 19
You: so before we get into the good stuff I need to ask you a question
Stranger: yes
You: Do you like Sum 41?
Stranger: no
You: I'm sorry, but I love them. The only way I'll keep talking to you is if you're hot. Are you hot?
Stranger: yes ;)
You: got a pic of yourself so I can be the judge?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: do you hhave msn?
You: yup
Stranger: i hope you have pictures of your dick for me ;)
You: lol I'll get somew
You: some*
Stranger: gimmie your msn
You: [email protected]

I got on msn and she wasn't that bad! I guess I just got lucky!

give me her address fucker!!!!

Maybe. we ended up having some fun if you know what I mean. She has a nice va-jay-jay and nice boobs!

[turtlehobopirate]

Lol a site for all the lonely people in the world.

[Sum41Ant27]

Lol a site for all the lonely people in the world.

Lonely horny, hot, blond girls for me! or maybe I just got lucky.

[Pedro]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Got Tits?
You: Ya
You: but Im korean
Stranger: oh
Stranger: thats a shame
Stranger: get implants
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[ReemFTW]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey ;)
Stranger: 왓
You: want cam2cam sex?
Stranger: 너 아까
Stranger: 그새끼 아니냐?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i don't know
You: try it
You: its fun lol
You: but i dont have a cam
You: :((
Stranger: shut your mouse.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


LOL 'shut your mouse' fail.

[geeinglat]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You Chinese?
Stranger: No.
You: Why not you Chinese?
Stranger: Why should Iß
Stranger: ?
You: We all Chinese.
Stranger: For sure not.
You: Shut up!
You: You Chinese.
You: Me Chinese.
You: We Chinese.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: Alright.
You: What so funny?
Stranger: We are all chinese. lol
Stranger: In some Jackie Chan sort.
You: Jackie Chan is the sucks. You watch Gin Tao Ming.
Stranger: I just know Gin Tonic. You know him?
You: Who the hell Gin Tonic?
Stranger: Never heard of the famous Gin Tonic? Great stuff he did.
You: You like me?
Stranger: Well we are chinese. Because of that I would say. When I like me I have to like you.
You: Too bad. Me have 3 wives and 48 children.
Stranger: Yes. I thought so.
You: You racist fuck.
You have disconnected.

[ReemFTW]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: good morning
You: fuck me nowww
You: ;O
Stranger: gently?
You: no.
Stranger: i want coffee but im too fuggin hazy to go get one.
You: then go get coffee mofo.
Stranger: pfft. then ill have to pee. which means getting up again
You: yay.
Stranger: so wtf are you doing
You: eating chickenn
You: and fucking your mom.
Stranger: take a number
You: whaaat?
Stranger: youre supposed to eat after, not during. youll fuck up your digestion and have a limp dick.
Stranger: rookie
You: yay.
Stranger: youre boring
You: NOOO
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Pedro]

pwnd

[I'm A Cunt [*banned*]]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: balls
Stranger: ding ding on ur face
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[budgie]

hahaha ive gotta try this :D