Chuck Norris & Sum 41 Jokes Thread!

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Chuck Norris & Sum 41 Jokes Thread!

Post by HugoDisasters »

Shittin' ideas like rainbows coming out of my ass.

Post all the jokes you can come to mind that has to do with Chuck Norris AND Sum 41.


Chuck Norris didn't know about music until Sum 41 came around.


I know some jokes will be lame-ass but i have a feeling we can make this a popular thread! COME ON PEOPLE!
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Sum 41 raped Chuck Norris.................hah...................hah
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After hearing Fat Lip, Chuck Norris temporarily retired the roundhouse kick in favor of punching everyone he saw in the mouth.


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Chuck Norris produced all Sum41's album, that's why they are so great.
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if somebody can make a joke that will be at least half funny then I'll eat my balls
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Sum41 show's keep getting canceled, they say it's caus of Deryck's back. But thats only because their fans keep coming up with lame ass Chuck Norris jokes. The Chuck doesn't like bad jokes.



Best thing I could come up with..
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Sum 41 didn't name Chuck after Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris named Chuck after Chuck Norris.
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FuckT41182 wrote:if somebody can make a joke that will be at least half funny then I'll eat my balls
True dat. This thread eats balls.
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1- We have a Jokes/Riddles section ( which blows )
2- We've had this thread before ( It was all lulz and everything then it blew )
3- This thread/idea of combining Chuck Norris and Sum 41 is sooo lame, it makes my Ramadan Fasting even worse.

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Bobbyjames wrote:Sum 41 didn't name Chuck after Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris named Chuck after Chuck Norris.
Only funny joke. This thread is fucking stupid.
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This thread is as dry as Chuck Norris his pussy
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Chuck Norris is......cool? :sosad: :confusion:
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Lock this shiz please. For the good of the forum.
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Gregorovich wrote:Lock this shiz please. For the good of the forum.
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Stef wrote:This thread is as dry as Chuck Norris his pussy
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FuckT41182 wrote:if somebody can make a joke that will be at least half funny then I'll eat my balls
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This thread has crashed and burned and the best thing to do would be to put it out of its misery.
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but first, let's laugh at it.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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Bobbyjames wrote:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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