Favourite Movie Or T.V Quotes!?

[tomhoppus]

spongebob and patrick were at a garage sale.

Patrick pics up a spoon

"how much for this" he asked
Seller - that will be 50 cents sir
Patrick - uhhh, i only have a dollar

spongebob is amazing

I remember that episode! Or one like it...

They were at a Garage Sale then Patrick picked up a plunger, and it goes like...

Patrick: How much does this cost
Mr Krabs: 5 Dollars
Patrick: Uh...is 7 Dollars enough?
Mr Krabs: Sure, sure it is

[Peterr]

spongebob and patrick were at a garage sale.

Patrick pics up a spoon

"how much for this" he asked
Seller - that will be 50 cents sir
Patrick - uhhh, i only have a dollar

spongebob is amazing

I remember that episode! Or one like it...

They were at a Garage Sale then Patrick picked up a plunger, and it goes like...

Patrick: How much does this cost
Mr Krabs: 5 Dollars
Patrick: Uh...is 7 Dollars enough?
Mr Krabs: Sure, sure it is

lul. Good times; Good times...

[TnkA]

Tropic Thunder
Robert Downey, Jr gets asked where his farm is and cant answer so the little boy pulls a gun on him so he pulls out to and says, 'here's my motherfucking farm'

[budgie]

Tropic Thunder
Robert Downey, Jr gets asked where his farm is and cant answer so the little boy pulls a gun on him so he pulls out to and says, 'here's my motherfucking farm'

"wait a minute... what do you mean, 'you people'?"
"what do you mean 'you people'?!?!"

[Boni]

From: CSI [The Original and Best]

Greg Sanders: I'm like a sponge; I just absorb information.
Gil Grissom: I thought that was MY line.
Greg Sanders: Yeah, and I absorbed it.

[TnkA]

Tropic Thunder
Robert Downey, Jr gets asked where his farm is and cant answer so the little boy pulls a gun on him so he pulls out to and says, 'here's my motherfucking farm'

"wait a minute... what do you mean, 'you people'?"
"what do you mean 'you people'?!?!"

i no who i am
I'm a dude, playin a dude, descised as another dude

[Jeremy Kill]

Michael Scott: I lost Ed Truck... and it feels like somebody took my heart and dropped it into a bucket of boiling tears... and at the same time, somebody else is hitting my soul in the crotch with a frozen sledgehammer... and then a third guy walks in and starts punching me in the grief bone... and I'm crying, and nobody can hear me, because I'm terribly, terribly... terribly alone.

[Bobbyjames]

pretty much everything Ari Gold says in Entourage. genious.

"We are gonna get drunk with Russell Crowe and we're gonna head-butt some goddamn kangaroos"

"Knock off the hippie shit, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is Malibu, Emily, I want you to storm that beach like it's fucking Normandy! "

"Tell Drama he's on the top of my list of things to do today, along with inserting needles in my cock! "

"I don't care if it's a porn shoot in which he is being gang-raped by a gaggle of silverbacked apes; if there are cameras rolling, everybody wins."

I could go on all day.