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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
sooo fucking true!

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Haha so true :D

But I like " Meet the Spartans" :P.
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c4rlsson wrote:Haha so true :D

But I like " Meet the Spartans" :P.
i did to
not an amazing movie, but i mean it definitely beat the standards that people gave to it

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i totally agree with his opinion. seriously, anyone could make their jokes in 5 seconds.

he is wrong when he says the creators make them cuz they think they are good. they know they aren't. they didn't allow the critics to watch "Meet the Spartans" before it came out. they knew they were gonna get horrible reviews (and they did) but they keep making them anyways because thanks to stupid people and 8 year olds they're movies are golden shit.

how long has it been since they released "Superhero Movie"? about 3 or 4 months an now they're about to release "Disaster Movie". how long does it take them to make the script. say about one or two nights.

oh, and the acting. it's bad enough having horrible jokes floating around the movie like vomit in a rollercoaster (you see, there's a bad joke thought about in 5 seconds) but it's even worse when you have actors who can't even act like they're in pain even if you shot them.

the day these 2 filmmakers (if you can call them that) stop making this shit, it'll be the day i can restore my faith in humanity.
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Gibsum 41 wrote:i how long has it been since they released "Superhero Movie"? about 3 or 4 months an now they're about to release "Disaster Movie". how long does it take them to make the script. say about one or two nights.

oh, and the acting. it's bad enough having horrible jokes floating around the movie like vomit in a rollercoaster (you see, there's a bad joke thought about in 5 seconds) but it's even worse when you have actors who can't even act like they're in pain even if you shot them.
Drake Bell starred in Superhero Movie and I don't think he's a bad actor obviously
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finglemaster wrote:
Gibsum 41 wrote:i how long has it been since they released "Superhero Movie"? about 3 or 4 months an now they're about to release "Disaster Movie". how long does it take them to make the script. say about one or two nights.

oh, and the acting. it's bad enough having horrible jokes floating around the movie like vomit in a rollercoaster (you see, there's a bad joke thought about in 5 seconds) but it's even worse when you have actors who can't even act like they're in pain even if you shot them.
Drake Bell starred in Superhero Movie and I don't think he's a bad actor obviously
heres what they thought....

bad script + good actor = amazing movie

WRONG :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

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Video's not available anymore. But I agree with everything Gibsum has said.

"________ Movie"'s are utter shit. I mean, Scary Movie was quite funny. But then it started this new trend and a whole lineup of shitty "Movie"'s we're born out of it.

Last one I watched was Date Movie. You might as well kick the shit out of the guy who wrote that movie and tell him to find a new career.

Ads for Meet the Spartans were horrible. You already knew the jokes were meant to entertain little kids. Yeah, they laugh at anything.
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Jeremy wrote:Video's not available anymore. But I agree with everything Gibsum has said.

"________ Movie"'s are utter shit. I mean, Scary Movie was quite funny. But then it started this new trend and a whole lineup of shitty "Movie"'s we're born out of it.

Last one I watched was Date Movie. You might as well kick the shit out of the guy who wrote that movie and tell him to find a new career.

Ads for Meet the Spartans were horrible. You already knew the jokes were meant to entertain little kids. Yeah, they laugh at anything.
Exactly, "Epic Movie", "Date Movie" and so on and on, the jokes are getting really old. Meet the Spartans took one joke and stretched it for fucking 15 minutes long. Someone really needs to get some new ideas.
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Yeah all these movies are extremely unfunny, they should take a lesson from Superbad and get some movies with real comedy
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okay.

here's my stance on theese.

Scary Movie 1- Gross; but hilarious (might i mention that this movie was NOT made by those 2.. they had nothing to do with it..)
Scary Movie 2- Even grosser; but funnier
Scary Movie 3- Pure funnyness
Scary movie 4- a bit over doing it; but still funny; could have used more Charlie Sheen
Date Movie- Never seen it
Epic Movie- Sucked; but funny at some parts
Meet the Spartans- Absolute shit. the only funny part was the green screen gag
Superhero Movie- much funnier than expected; probablly the funniest in the series. (since SM3) (i personally this movie was saved by Leslie Nielsen appearing in it...)
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date movie=epic fail

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scary movie 1 &2 were hilarious the others were shit
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Still Waiting wrote:scary movie 1 &2 were hilarious the others were shit
Scary movie 3 was the funniest in my opinion
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[youtube]v/JJnbUgViZpg[/youtube]
this part is hilarious it's from scary movie 4
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