Song For My Friend

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41salute
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Song For My Friend

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So, like yeah. my friend has been going through some really hard times lately so i wrote this for him.


You say this girl's crazy about you...

Does she have a smile that reminds you of piano keys?
Does she have half a head and blows a whistle when she needs to pee?
Does she have the wonky hole for your wonky key?
Will she be Murdoch when all you want is to be Mr. T?

My friend, don't pretend...

I know you're telling lies
When people look at you they get the urge to gouge out their own eyes
There isn't enough of your cock for you to be circumsised
By every toy store employee you are despised

...You're mother's STILL on the pill hoping somehow it might STILL work

No girl would ever fuck you, you...bastard.
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