How do you....

Phili · Post by **Phili** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 7:09 pm

Don't make cheesy jokes.

And if you want to lose her, stare at her boobs. She'll think you're a total perv and BINGO you will be single again.

Just talk to her like you would normally talk to a friend, but just cut the teasing crap.

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 8:12 pm

when she says something, talk as long as you can to reply so it doesn't get all awkwardy and quiet. If she starts to get bored when you're talking to her, ask her opinion on what you were saying or just ask a simple question to get her going.

Peterr · Post by **Peterr** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 9:15 pm

Thx for all the advice guys. You guys told me what I already know, but I wanted to make sure I wasn't doing it wrong. Thanks!!!!!
(now to ask her out......)

I'm A Cunt [*banned*] · Sat Mar 07, 2009 9:51 pm

Stick your finger in her butt and ask her if she wants a muff sandwich.

LTS · Post by **LTS** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 12:29 am

Peter wrote:Break the fucking ice after she agrees to go on a date with you. You want to talk but cant think of anything and it gets awkward. How do you break that ice. And not ask too many questions and make it sound like an interveiw.

Say "Let's fuck"

and then fuck.

Post by **Jeremy Kill** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 3:29 am

Peter wrote:
Jeremy wrote:
The City Drive wrote:
Jeremy wrote:Break what?
I think break the sex...? =\

He said fucking anyways.
Hm, well if it's his first time, it's going to be awkward no matter what. And too much talking could ruin the moment!
Nope. The first time definatly isn't awkward. Nor the rest of the times.

You's a muthafuckin P.I.M.P.

Pedro · Post by **Pedro** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 3:50 am

Impress her by sticking your dick in a wine bottle.

iemnaiz · Post by **iemnaiz** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 6:37 am

play monopoly with her.

Post by **Dylan** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 7:15 am

iemnaiz wrote:play monopoly with her.

lol when i clicked to see this post, i read it with the title of the topic before the actual message.

i read it as "how do you play monopoly with her?"

Post by **withchappedlips** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 1:57 am

Tell her you want tits, or she has to gtfo.
Then, when she gets offended, tell her that you are probably going to kill yourself pretty soon. Explain to her how you are going to kill yourself, including a graphic explanation of the exact degrees your blood will fly out of your head in relation to the angle of the gun you had pointing at your skull when you pull the trigger. Then, tell her that if she doesn't have sex with you tonight, you just might do it finally... and when she doesn't have sex with you... do it right, and make sure you never are able to have your name appear on this site again.

Shiv · Post by **Shiv** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 2:37 am

I See Stars wrote:Tell her you want tits, or she has to gtfo.
Then, when she gets offended, tell her that you are probably going to kill yourself pretty soon. Explain to her how you are going to kill yourself, including a graphic explanation of the exact degrees your blood will fly out of your head in relation to the angle of the gun you had pointing at your skull when you pull the trigger. Then, tell her that if she doesn't have sex with you tonight, you just might do it finally... and when she doesn't have sex with you... do it right, and make sure you never are able to have your name appear on this site again.

.........dam just what i was gonna say

Peterr · Post by **Peterr** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 9:40 pm

Fuck you Kyle.

Ok, i sent her a FB message like a week ago and i'm pretty sure she saw it/ignored it. I was txting to one of her friends at the time and i made it into a joke and said i'd see how many messages it took for her to respond. When i really want to start talking to her again....

Her twin responded to my message with 24 hours.....

Help?

Shiv · Post by **Shiv** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 10:17 pm

Peter wrote:Fuck you Kyle.

Ok, i sent her a FB message like a week ago and i'm pretty sure she saw it/ignored it. I was txting to one of her friends at the time and i made it into a joke and said i'd see how many messages it took for her to respond. When i really want to start talking to her again....

Her twin responded to my message with 24 hours.....

Help?

go out with her twin

I'm A Cunt [*banned*] · Sun Mar 15, 2009 10:43 pm

For fuck sakes do her twin. theres no difference, both cunts with VD.

Peterr · Post by **Peterr** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 10:52 pm

ummm, ill pass on the twin. She is..... not the one i like

Phili · Post by **Phili** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 10:57 pm

I don't even understand the situation.

Shiv · Post by **Shiv** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 11:37 pm

Peter wrote:ummm, ill pass on the twin. She is..... not the one i like

LOL I hear ya man. I'm going to prom with a girl who has an ugly-ass twin rofl

Madjid · Post by **Madjid** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 11:51 pm

Lol @ Peter, and his "How to talk to girls" thread.

Peterr · Post by **Peterr** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 11:57 pm

madjid wrote:Lol @ Peter, and his "How to talk to girls" thread.

not really noob
Its more of a "why won't she answer my conversation when we talked for like 2 years before"

phatass · Post by **phatass** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 1:32 am

I See Stars wrote:Tell her you want tits, or she has to gtfo.
Then, when she gets offended, tell her that you are probably going to kill yourself pretty soon. Explain to her how you are going to kill yourself, including a graphic explanation of the exact degrees your blood will fly out of your head in relation to the angle of the gun you had pointing at your skull when you pull the trigger. Then, tell her that if she doesn't have sex with you tonight, you just might do it finally... and when she doesn't have sex with you... do it right, and make sure you never are able to have your name appear on this site again.

Wayy dark.

If you know her for 2 years then talk about shit that she likes she will always have something to say...

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