Oh my gooooood!

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Oh my gooooood!

Postby Dirty Sanchez on Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:18 am

I said to my mom, "Bitch!, buy me a yellow Ferrari RIGHT NOW! ". So I bathe for 4 hours in my jacuzzi eating donuts and watching porn, when my mom calls me. Well the phone was about 2 feet out of reach, so I yelled at my servant to give me the phone (she was downstairs preparing me a 2 foot sub). I finally answer the phone and my mom says she's outside with my Ferrari. I finally go outside in my expensive Italian leather robe, and there is a RED FUCKING FERRARI waiting for me and my stupid mom with a huge smile on her face. I grabbed a big rock and scratched WHORE on the hood. "I SAID I WANTED A YELLOW FERRARI , WHY'D YOU BUY ME A RED ONE? ARE YOU COLOR BLIND? THIS IS YOUR NEW CAR AND YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO ERASE WHORE FROM THE HOOD". So yeah, now I'm stuck with my Hummer and my Corvette until my mom gets back from the dealer with a yellow Ferrari.

EDIT: Actually, I think I want a white/pearl one now.
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Now I have the best 2 sigs :smug:
oh, and G-41 is my brother
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Re: Oh my gooooood!

Postby Bass Cone on Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:21 am

I feel your pain dude :cry:
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Re: Oh my gooooood!

Postby Dylan on Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:24 am

hummers and ferraris suck. that Corvette better be a '67 Corvette-Sting ray or you are no longer my n00b. :surprised:
you have far too much time on your hands

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Re: Oh my gooooood!

Postby Dirty Sanchez on Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:25 am

NoReason27 wrote:hummers and ferraris suck. that Corvette better be a '67 Corvette-Sting ray or you are no longer my n00b. :surprised:
its a 69............ :lol!:
Dance, Fucka, Dance
N-27 is my awesome master
M-Del and W-14 are my n00bz. Touch Them and I'll....uh..I..i... need to get back to you on that one.....
B-Cor, BPP and K-Mar are my pimp-ass grand-n00bs
S-42 and M-Lov are my great-grand n00bs
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Now I have the best 2 sigs :smug:
oh, and G-41 is my brother
The Offspring is mah bitch!
kthxbai To Hilgaman
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Re: Oh my gooooood!

Postby Dylan on Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:28 am

Mota Boy wrote:
NoReason27 wrote:hummers and ferraris suck. that Corvette better be a '67 Corvette-Sting ray or you are no longer my n00b. :surprised:
its a 69............ :lol!:


that is not as good, but it's not horrible. you will stay my n00b.
you have far too much time on your hands

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Re: Oh my gooooood!

Postby Gibsum 41 on Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:38 am

W...T...F... :surprised:
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Re: Oh my gooooood!

Postby Dirty Sanchez on Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:39 am

Gibsum 41 wrote:W...T...F... :surprised:
I know, my mom's a cunt isn't she?
Dance, Fucka, Dance
N-27 is my awesome master
M-Del and W-14 are my n00bz. Touch Them and I'll....uh..I..i... need to get back to you on that one.....
B-Cor, BPP and K-Mar are my pimp-ass grand-n00bs
S-42 and M-Lov are my great-grand n00bs
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Now I have the best 2 sigs :smug:
oh, and G-41 is my brother
The Offspring is mah bitch!
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Re: Oh my gooooood!

Postby wiggs1441 on Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:32 am

that was honestly the funniest thing youve ever said
tomhoppus is my Master!
NoReason27 is my Grand-master!
BrandonCorey is my N00B!
Sum-42 is my Grand N00B!

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Re: Oh my gooooood!

Postby Kano on Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:40 am

ur joking right lol
please say yes...
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Re: Oh my gooooood!

Postby budgie on Wed Jun 11, 2008 12:49 pm

:( i opened this thread expecting to see this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyophYBP_w4

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Re: Oh my gooooood!

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Re: Oh my gooooood!

Postby Bass Cone on Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:09 pm

budgie wrote::( i opened this thread expecting to see this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyophYBP_w4

:lol!:
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Re: Oh my gooooood!

Postby Pedro on Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:09 pm

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Re: Oh my gooooood!

Postby Dirty Sanchez on Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:44 pm

daredbus wrote:Image
LOL @ the offspring symbol on it :lol!:
Dance, Fucka, Dance
N-27 is my awesome master
M-Del and W-14 are my n00bz. Touch Them and I'll....uh..I..i... need to get back to you on that one.....
B-Cor, BPP and K-Mar are my pimp-ass grand-n00bs
S-42 and M-Lov are my great-grand n00bs
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Now I have the best 2 sigs :smug:
oh, and G-41 is my brother
The Offspring is mah bitch!
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Re: Oh my gooooood!

Postby Bass Cone on Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:46 pm

Mota Boy wrote:
daredbus wrote:Image
LOL @ the offspring symbol on it :lol!:

It's perfect and customized! Except I think you should scratch whore on that one too :smug:
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Re: Oh my gooooood!

Postby Dirty Sanchez on Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:56 pm

EXCATLY!!!!! I want the damning Pearl one now :mad:
Dance, Fucka, Dance
N-27 is my awesome master
M-Del and W-14 are my n00bz. Touch Them and I'll....uh..I..i... need to get back to you on that one.....
B-Cor, BPP and K-Mar are my pimp-ass grand-n00bs
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Now I have the best 2 sigs :smug:
oh, and G-41 is my brother
The Offspring is mah bitch!
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Re: Oh my gooooood!

Postby Bass Cone on Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:58 pm

Is it your super sweet sixteen by any chance?
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Re: Oh my gooooood!

Postby Dirty Sanchez on Wed Jun 11, 2008 4:00 pm

No, that was in April. This is for Fathers Day. And I'm not a dad.
Dance, Fucka, Dance
N-27 is my awesome master
M-Del and W-14 are my n00bz. Touch Them and I'll....uh..I..i... need to get back to you on that one.....
B-Cor, BPP and K-Mar are my pimp-ass grand-n00bs
S-42 and M-Lov are my great-grand n00bs
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Now I have the best 2 sigs :smug:
oh, and G-41 is my brother
The Offspring is mah bitch!
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Re: Oh my gooooood!

Postby Bass Cone on Wed Jun 11, 2008 4:02 pm

Mota Boy wrote: And I'm not a dad.

Are you sure about that? :surprised:
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Re: Oh my gooooood!

Postby Dirty Sanchez on Wed Jun 11, 2008 4:04 pm

Ok, next person who uses the suprised smiley, I'm gonna shove my dick up the hole. And I only......guys.....yea :smug:
Dance, Fucka, Dance
N-27 is my awesome master
M-Del and W-14 are my n00bz. Touch Them and I'll....uh..I..i... need to get back to you on that one.....
B-Cor, BPP and K-Mar are my pimp-ass grand-n00bs
S-42 and M-Lov are my great-grand n00bs
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Now I have the best 2 sigs :smug:
oh, and G-41 is my brother
The Offspring is mah bitch!
kthxbai To Hilgaman
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