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Always read directions: Eeating Paste

Postby Peterr on Sun Apr 27, 2008 2:58 pm

So, today for breakfast i decided to make pancakes. I didn't read the directions and it said to add eggs and a dash of milk. So i basically mixed water and flour together.... Then, me being a dumbass, ate it.... Now i'm throwing up shit everywere :lol:
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Re: Always read directions: Eeating Paste

Postby tomhoppus on Sun Apr 27, 2008 3:03 pm

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiice
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Re: Always read directions: Eeating Paste

Postby K. on Sun Apr 27, 2008 3:34 pm

tomhoppus wrote:Niiiiiiiiiiiiiice

:lol:
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Re: Always read directions: Eeating Paste

Postby Gibsum 41 on Sun Apr 27, 2008 4:40 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Always read directions: Eeating Paste

Postby Dylan on Sun Apr 27, 2008 10:25 pm

lol what made you think that water and flour would taste good? :lol:

one time i made cookies, and i have no idea what went wrong, but the cookies all melted together in the oven an i ended getting a GIANT but really thin cookie. it idn't taste bad, but i have no idea why it did that. :?
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Re: Always read directions: Eeating Paste

Postby Peterr on Sun Apr 27, 2008 11:56 pm

NoReason27 wrote:lol what made you think that water and flour would taste good? :lol:

one time i made cookies, and i have no idea what went wrong, but the cookies all melted together in the oven an i ended getting a GIANT but really thin cookie. it idn't taste bad, but i have no idea why it did that. :?

Ok, i finally stopped throwing up..
I didn't know it was flour (it came in a cheap pancake mix box) until after i was done. I thought it was just that i put to much peanut butter on it. So i basically ate cooked paste :|
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Re: Always read directions: Eeating Paste

Postby Dylan on Mon Apr 28, 2008 12:49 am

you eat your pankcakes with peanut butter? never heard of that before.
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Re: Always read directions: Eeating Paste

Postby tomhoppus on Mon Apr 28, 2008 1:01 am

NoReason27 wrote:you eat your pankcakes with peanut butter? never heard of that before.


i do, it fucking awesome. You dont spread peanut butter on it, you put a little chuck on the side of your plate
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Re: Always read directions: Eeating Paste

Postby Peterr on Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:53 am

tomhoppus wrote:
NoReason27 wrote:you eat your pankcakes with peanut butter? never heard of that before.


i do, it fucking awesome. You dont spread peanut butter on it, you put a little chuck on the side of your plate

Try it.
It's good.
You'll like it.
Trust me.
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Re: Always read directions: Eeating Paste

Postby The Bitter End on Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:11 pm

LOL!

I've been there before.
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Re: Always read directions: Eeating Paste

Postby Pedro on Thu Aug 14, 2008 12:01 pm

lol this shit never gets old but

jotty wrote:LOL!

I've been there before.

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Re: Always read directions: Eeating Paste

Postby tomhoppus on Thu Aug 14, 2008 5:20 pm

When you do that type of stuff, I think you have to center it....
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Re: Always read directions: Eeating Paste

Postby Pedro on Fri Aug 15, 2008 11:27 am

tomhoppus wrote:When you do that type of stuff, I think you have to center it....

no, it will fuck up the art/drawing

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EDIT: FUCK, IM WRONG :balling: anyways, it's a good idea
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Re: Always read directions: Eeating Paste

Postby LTS on Sat Aug 16, 2008 2:36 am

Something Corporate wrote:
tomhoppus wrote:When you do that type of stuff, I think you have to center it....

no, it will fuck up the art/drawing

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....................................,.-‘”...................``~.,..................
.............................,.-”...................................“-.,............
.........................,/...............................................”:,........
.....................,?......................................................\,.....
.................../...........................................................,}....
................./......................................................,:`^`..}....
.............../...................................................,:”........./.....
..............?.....__.........................................:`.........../.....
............./__.(.....“~-,_..............................,:`........../........
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.....................................`=-,...................,%`>--==``.......
........................................_\..........._,-%.......`\...............
...................................,<`.._|_,-&``................`\..............


EDIT: FUCK, IM WRONG :balling: anyways, it's a good idea

adding some sideways ~~~~'s and a little bit of ( . ) ( . ) <--(eyes not boobes) and you can make a homer simpson... that's what i first thought of when i saw that.
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Re: Always read directions: Eeating Paste

Postby Pedro on Sat Aug 16, 2008 2:52 am

LTS wrote:
Something Corporate wrote:
tomhoppus wrote:When you do that type of stuff, I think you have to center it....

no, it will fuck up the art/drawing

............................................________........................
....................................,.-‘”...................``~.,..................
.............................,.-”...................................“-.,............
.........................,/...............................................”:,........
.....................,?......................................................\,.....
.................../...........................................................,}....
................./......................................................,:`^`..}....
.............../...................................................,:”........./.....
..............?.....__.........................................:`.........../.....
............./__.(.....“~-,_..............................,:`........../........
.........../(_....”~,_........“~,_....................,:`........_/...........
..........{.._$;_......”=,_.......“-,_.......,.-~-,},.~”;/....}...........
...........((.....*~_.......”=-._......“;,,./`..../”............../............
...,,,___.\`~,......“~.,....................`.....}............../.............
............(....`=-,,.......`........................(......;_,,-”...............
............/.`~,......`-...............................\....../\...................
.............\`~.*-,.....................................|,./.....\,__...........
,,_..........}.>-._\...................................|..............`=~-,....
.....`=~-,_\_......`\,.................................\........................
...................`=~-,,.\,...............................\.......................
................................`:,,...........................`\..............__..
.....................................`=-,...................,%`>--==``.......
........................................_\..........._,-%.......`\...............
...................................,<`.._|_,-&``................`\..............


EDIT: FUCK, IM WRONG :balling: anyways, it's a good idea

adding some sideways ~~~~'s and a little bit of ( . ) ( . ) <--(eyes not boobes) and you can make a homer simpson... that's what i first thought of when i saw that.

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