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Jake-41 wrote:Listen to me.


.. Do it. Or you're gay. End of.
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Zomg she won't even have boobs dude. Wait like 2-3 years
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Tyler. wrote:Zomg she won't even have boobs dude. Wait like 2-3 years
it's funny, just yesterday I visited my friend so that she could cut my hair, and there was her cousin, her cousin was only 12 years old, yet 175 CM tall and she had boobs bigger than many of the girls I know, she looked like she was 16, if you judged only by her figure you could say 18,19 ... and no, she wasn't fat at all ...

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FuckT41182 wrote:
Tyler. wrote:Zomg she won't even have boobs dude. Wait like 2-3 years
it's funny, just yesterday I visited my friend so that she could cut my hair, and there was her cousin, her cousin was only 12 years old, yet 175 CM tall and she had boobs bigger than many of the girls I know, she looked like she was 16, if you judged only by her figure you could say 18,19 ... and no, she wasn't fat at all ...

everyone grows faster these days XD
She must've eaten a shitload of breast fillet chicken already. I know another girl who's family ate it constantly and she was skinny with gigantic boobs at like 17
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i think it was kyle who said it if you're comfortable,do it, you're both minors,nothing ilegal, at least not in my country
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This kid, ( not chick, kid) is BERSERK!
Stay away from her man, don't be all Dr.Phil and trying to help her out "emotionally", if you don't wanna fuck her, stay away from her.

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2712 wrote:1) type normal. i realize that english may not be your first language, but please talk normal.

2) she's 14 years old? sounds likes she's already had sex before. just do it, you two will never amount to anything more. better to get it out of the way early. plus you're kinda ugly, so go for it.

just wait two years, she's gonna be one of those REALLY slutty girls who will have fucked everyone. why not be one of the first?


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sorry it was 1am and I wasn't that clearly focused plus I wrote that all with mobile phone. So sorreyhhhhhZZZZ!?!?!?+ And haha yeah agree, I'm not the best looking guy out there, haven't seen the guy who's judging tho:S

Anywaaays I said that I'm not really in for it now she was ok with it and everything. Thanks for all the advice helped me alot to think. More than my friends they were just laughing about and all that! gee...
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Just do it, but nobody should know. then you should have sex with her, but nobody knows.. also no texting!

and then when shit happens, say that you didn't do anything and go to the police to say that she is lying and that you are really hurt and you sue her..

equals double win. you fucked her and you get some money (if you lucky)

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Stef wrote:Just do it, but nobody should know. then you should have sex with her, but nobody knows.. also no texting!

and then when shit happens, say that you didn't do anything and go to the police to say that she is lying and that you are really hurt and you sue her..

equals double win. you fucked her and you get some money (if you lucky)

(I'm not evil, I just don't have a heart sometimes..)

Even I know this is not the way to go, lol.
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patenttiftw wrote: sorry it was 1am and I wasn't that clearly focused plus I wrote that all with mobile phone. So sorreyhhhhhZZZZ!?!?!?+ And haha yeah agree, I'm not the best looking guy out there, haven't seen the guy who's judging tho:S
dude. it was a joke. not the first part, the second part. you should have read the little "/badadvice" i put at the end of my post. the worst thing a guy can do is not think he's good looking. even if you may not be attractive, don't think about it too much, girls like guys with confidence rather than appearance most times. i wish i had followed my own advice when i was in high school lol.
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2712 wrote:
patenttiftw wrote: sorry it was 1am and I wasn't that clearly focused plus I wrote that all with mobile phone. So sorreyhhhhhZZZZ!?!?!?+ And haha yeah agree, I'm not the best looking guy out there, haven't seen the guy who's judging tho:S
dude. it was a joke. not the first part, the second part. you should have read the little "/badadvice" i put at the end of my post. the worst thing a guy can do is not think he's good looking. even if you may not be attractive, don't think about it too much, girls like guys with confidence rather than appearance most times. i wish i had followed my own advice when i was in high school lol.
Ahhh! Kind of hard to recognise this kind of jokes sometimes haha. So this was good advice then eh!? Seems like a one thanks.
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