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Is Samuel old enough to make a baby?

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Baby problem

Postby samueeL on Sat Mar 26, 2011 9:41 pm

So okay, I saw cute baby yesterday and he had THESE shoes:
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And he didn't cry when I hold him so nao I kinda have baby fever. Should I go with the flow or wait till I'm sure about it? My friend said I can use his girlfriend's uterus.

Serious answers only please.
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Re: Baby problem

Postby Mitchell on Sat Mar 26, 2011 9:45 pm

What is this.. I don’t even..
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Re: Baby problem

Postby Janet on Sat Mar 26, 2011 9:51 pm

no
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Re: Baby problem

Postby samueeL on Sat Mar 26, 2011 9:53 pm

avolition wrote:no

You saw pic of that shoe, right?
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Re: Baby problem

Postby Janet on Sat Mar 26, 2011 9:59 pm

samueeL wrote:
avolition wrote:no

You saw pic of that shoe, right?

My toe can fit in that. No need for babies.
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Re: Baby problem

Postby samueeL on Sat Mar 26, 2011 10:01 pm

avolition wrote:
samueeL wrote:
avolition wrote:no

You saw pic of that shoe, right?

My toe can fit in that. No need for babies.

Hmm, that is pretty cute too. But I still want to have everyone's opinion before making this choice.
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Re: Baby problem

Postby withchappedlips on Sat Mar 26, 2011 10:04 pm

This has to be the dumbest thing that I have ever read.

"Serious answers only"

...I think I want to shoot you in the face.
And I know I said I needed space,

but I know I can't be comfortable in my own skin.

So when I say I'm scared to be alone, you know I mean it,

I'm just not ready to leave my room.
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Re: Baby problem

Postby samueeL on Sat Mar 26, 2011 10:05 pm

Once Upon a Time... wrote:This has to be the dumbest thing that I have ever read.

"Serious answers only"

...I think I want to shoot you in the face.

You saw pic of that shoe, right?
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Re: Baby problem

Postby UltraKolby on Sat Mar 26, 2011 10:23 pm

Don't do it man. Don't you watch 'Teen Mom'?
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Re: Baby problem

Postby HugoDisasters on Sat Mar 26, 2011 10:51 pm

Once Upon a Time... wrote:This has to be the dumbest thing that I have ever read.

"Serious answers only"

...I think I want to shoot you in the face.

Jizz?

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Re: Baby problem

Postby Jake on Sat Mar 26, 2011 11:12 pm

We've yet to see proof that you can actually produce semen.
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Re: Baby problem

Postby FuckT41182 on Sat Mar 26, 2011 11:24 pm

you will only be ready to raise a child after you have eaten your own cum , all the fathers did
This is Mark Allen Hoppus. He likes long walks on the beach. This, this is travis barker. He likes to be read poetry just before sunset. And me, I like to stick small pieces of furniture up my butt.
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I spy on my dad while he is taking a shower just like everyone else
Mark: Sometimes when I talk in 3rd person i end up calling tom mark
Tom:Yea than he starts touching me and i think thats masturbation
Some people think were idiots or perverts dont argue were both.
"i think we're gonna be one of those bands thats around forever and even makes records, even if noones buying them and using them for toilet paper...but we'll still make them because we'll be the best fuckin toilet paper anyones ever used...." - Tom Delonge
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Re: Baby problem

Postby Mitchell on Sat Mar 26, 2011 11:26 pm

didn't you tell me that you're a teenage dad?
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Re: Baby problem

Postby FuckT41182 on Sat Mar 26, 2011 11:59 pm

me ? probably not,I never ejaculated in my whole life , it kills the erection
This is Mark Allen Hoppus. He likes long walks on the beach. This, this is travis barker. He likes to be read poetry just before sunset. And me, I like to stick small pieces of furniture up my butt.
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I spy on my dad while he is taking a shower just like everyone else
Mark: Sometimes when I talk in 3rd person i end up calling tom mark
Tom:Yea than he starts touching me and i think thats masturbation
Some people think were idiots or perverts dont argue were both.
"i think we're gonna be one of those bands thats around forever and even makes records, even if noones buying them and using them for toilet paper...but we'll still make them because we'll be the best fuckin toilet paper anyones ever used...." - Tom Delonge
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Re: Baby problem

Postby Mitchell on Sun Mar 27, 2011 12:03 am

FuckT41182 wrote:me ? probably not,I never ejaculated in my whole life , it kills the erection



FuckT41182 wrote:nobody here took a shot of himself while ejaculating ?? it sucks...
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Re: Baby problem

Postby FuckT41182 on Sun Mar 27, 2011 12:08 am

fuck I hate evidence , I need to watch NCIS more to learn they ways of getting rid of it ...okay,so I ejaculated once in my life,it was a mistake,I regret it,and it was an unexploited cum,so everything's cool
This is Mark Allen Hoppus. He likes long walks on the beach. This, this is travis barker. He likes to be read poetry just before sunset. And me, I like to stick small pieces of furniture up my butt.
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I spy on my dad while he is taking a shower just like everyone else
Mark: Sometimes when I talk in 3rd person i end up calling tom mark
Tom:Yea than he starts touching me and i think thats masturbation
Some people think were idiots or perverts dont argue were both.
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Re: Baby problem

Postby Druska on Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:51 am

I was born without maternal instinct
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Re: Baby problem

Postby Resident Skumfuk on Sun Mar 27, 2011 4:19 am

samueeL wrote: My friend said I can use his girlfriend's uterus.

...Serious answers only please.



Ha.
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Re: Baby problem

Postby lisaNL on Sun Mar 27, 2011 9:36 am

Cute shoe, but wait till your covered in baby puke..
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Re: Baby problem

Postby gejmik on Sun Mar 27, 2011 10:26 am

Once Upon a Time... wrote:...I think I want to shoot you in the face.

that's what HE said.

btw. buy a pet.
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