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Re: Presents for guys

Postby Boni on Mon Oct 11, 2010 8:50 am

Memoire wrote:
Raku wrote:Maybe you could also take him somewhere nice?


It all amounts back to the bj and sex-topic.

I think the reason that everyone here is saying that is that men actually dont care about gifts like jewellery.We care about technical stuff we are interested in.and sex.technical stuff is too expensive - i think a gibson-guitar would be far to expensive - so sex remains.

or a sandwich.but thats the exception.

:D

I disagree, sex isn't a good present because it's not really a one off. I would much prefer a bottle of Jagermeister or even a few Mars Bars.
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Re: Presents for guys

Postby FuckT41182 on Mon Oct 11, 2010 12:29 pm

Boni Boy Blue wrote:
Memoire wrote:
Raku wrote:Maybe you could also take him somewhere nice?


It all amounts back to the bj and sex-topic.

I think the reason that everyone here is saying that is that men actually dont care about gifts like jewellery.We care about technical stuff we are interested in.and sex.technical stuff is too expensive - i think a gibson-guitar would be far to expensive - so sex remains.

or a sandwich.but thats the exception.

:D

I disagree, sex isn't a good present because it's not really a one off. I would much prefer a bottle of Jagermeister or even a few Mars Bars.

you're right ...sex would be a good present for birthday only if it was the only day spent with having sex ...imagine that you had sex just the day before your birthday and the next day you will get it again as something new and original ...
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Re: Presents for guys

Postby Druska on Tue Oct 12, 2010 12:50 am

you guys and your one tracked mind
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Re: Presents for guys

Postby Jeremy Kill on Tue Oct 12, 2010 2:10 am

Still Waiting wrote:you guys and your one tracked mind

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Re: Presents for guys

Postby Mr-David-Blues on Tue Oct 12, 2010 7:18 am

to be fair if you have a Gf/bf and its your bday you should be getting sex anyway.
so a present is also required lol
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Re: Presents for guys

Postby Druska on Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:32 pm

Jeremy Kill wrote:
Still Waiting wrote:you guys and your one tracked mind


can't watch the video in my country
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Re: Presents for guys

Postby Jeremy Kill on Wed Oct 13, 2010 2:19 am

Still Waiting wrote:
Jeremy Kill wrote:
Still Waiting wrote:you guys and your one tracked mind


can't watch the video in my country

Awe, now my joke won't make any sense!
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