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Who the fuck is this

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I wanna know who this fucker is who sent this to my inbox.
http://cards.heartlight.org/pickup/?9txbm8m

Heya, I can't believe I'm actually going to do this, but here goes nothing...Even though we've know each other for a while, the one thing you don't know about me is that I've had a secret crush on you for quite some time now. I think you'll understand why I haven't actually said anything once you find out who this is.

I've decided now is the time to come clean (in a BIG way) but in a way that I still don't actually have to do it face to face, if that makes any sense? And hopefully in a way that you can't say "no" to....

I have a couple of pictures and a video online (only my face is covered as i don't want anyone else to accidentally stumble upon me, this is just for You and I). I tried thinking of the best place to put something like this that would be pretty safe, but i figured a dating site would be the best idea as they deal with pictures and videos like mine all day long ;)

If you do guess who i am (i hope you do as it's been eating me inside for a long time) PLEASE approach me and let me know how you feel and what you think of the pictures and video.....i have wanted you for a long time and have always been too shy to say anything.. Oh, i almost forgot, the link to the site http://www.seductivesearch.com Once you register for a free account search for my profile username which is AvrilFan24xX.

xxx


Didn't get to the site, not available for Europeans. But this kinda cracked me up as I just woke up hahaha. Now reveal yourself.
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I want the videos.
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IT WAS MEH

I bet it was a trick for you to sign up to that site.
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Janet wrote:IT WAS MEH

I bet it was a trick for you to sign up to that site.
Haha, really!? Hi AvrilFan24Xx.

Now share the videos plz.
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Bobby Sumfan James wrote:I want the videos.
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Bobby Sumfan James wrote:
Bobby Sumfan James wrote:I want the videos.
I think we all do.
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your post made everyone here horny as hell ...
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sorry to say but u probably got spammed
it will want your credit card number to sign up for a "So Called Free" account
its just so those whorey models can get more ppl on their site and con you dont sing up

Either that or ur 1 lucky son of a bitch =p
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you got punk'd
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hang on, why have you posted this is the Everyone's Got Their Problems section, how is this a problem?! when have n00dz ever been a problem?!
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Bobby Sumfan James wrote:hang on, why have you posted this is the Everyone's Got Their Problems section, how is this a problem?! when have n00dz ever been a problem?!
I just picked a section girls visit the most here. This is the one I suppose..!
And I'm 100% sure that whoever that has sent this is from TNS. Reveal yourself!
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lol
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I bet it's Charley
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Bobby Sumfan James wrote:I bet it's Charley
Haha, then I don't wanna see the n00ds really.
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I'll still have them
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Janet wrote:IT WAS MEH

I bet it was a trick for you to sign up to that site.
probably
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damn what are n00ds???!! I'm illiterate with computer speak
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sumfan4 wrote:damn what are n00ds???!! I'm illiterate with computer speak
It's like, lets say, a sausage without a skin and then some other sausages are getting excited about it. *wink wink*

EDIT: Oh what the hell I'm writing here. I should seriously take my pills.
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a normal person would answer by saying PICTURES OF BOOBS & WILLIES
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Bobby Sumfan James wrote:a normal person would answer by saying PICTURES OF BOOBS & WILLIES
A normal person would say pictures of boobs and dicks. Not willies.
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