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Jake-41
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Re: Yeah, soo...
Shew, you guys aren't being super serious! What if my cum babies got on her dress, and while she's taking it off they get inside her and she gets pregnant! THEN I'LL BE A DADDY O NOEEZZ!! D :
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Re: Yeah, soo...
ZOMGZ CHUBASAURUS BABIEZ!!1!Jake-41 wrote:Shew, you guys aren't being super serious! What if my cum babies got on her dress, and while she's taking it off they get inside her and she gets pregnant! THEN I'LL BE A DADDY O NOEEZZ!! D :
NoReason27 is my mastah.
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Re: Yeah, soo...
I will eat the baby, if that happens.Jake-41 wrote:Shew, you guys aren't being super serious! What if my cum babies got on her dress, and while she's taking it off they get inside her and she gets pregnant! THEN I'LL BE A DADDY O NOEEZZ!! D :
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Jake-41
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Re: Yeah, soo...
Oh, thank god.. I'm so lucky to have a German friend like you. Un-protected sex for everyone!!
Anybody wanna dance?
Anybody wanna dance?
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Gibsum 41
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Lol @ you calling it unprotected sex.
NoReason27 is my mastah.
Kano and Still Waiting are my official n00bs. Mess with them and before you know it you'll be working in Nickelodeon
J-pan, xmarryxx and conspiracyof1000 are my grandn00bs and T. is my brothah
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Sure, I even have the right music running atm.Jake-41 wrote:Oh, thank god.. I'm so lucky to have a German friend like you. Un-protected sex for everyone!!
Anybody wanna dance?
But I doubt it would be physically exciting for us, at least not for me
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You can give the babies to me then. They will be in good hands.Jake-41 wrote:Shew, you guys aren't being super serious! What if my cum babies got on her dress, and while she's taking it off they get inside her and she gets pregnant! THEN I'LL BE A DADDY O NOEEZZ!! D :
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Re: Yeah, soo...
It takes a little bit more than that to get someone pregnant.Jake-41 wrote:Shew, you guys aren't being super serious! What if my cum babies got on her dress, and while she's taking it off they get inside her and she gets pregnant! THEN I'LL BE A DADDY O NOEEZZ!! D :
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Oh, thank god.. Cos let me tell you something, it was quite the load! :DBoni Boy Blue wrote:It takes a little bit more than that to get someone pregnant.Jake-41 wrote:Shew, you guys aren't being super serious! What if my cum babies got on her dress, and while she's taking it off they get inside her and she gets pregnant! THEN I'LL BE A DADDY O NOEEZZ!! D :
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why ? :P it's famous thing thanks to American Pie ...Jim didn't even need any touch ...he just jacked outBoni Boy Blue wrote:I didn't even think that was possible
Mark: Sometimes when I talk in 3rd person i end up calling tom mark
Tom:Yea than he starts touching me and i think thats masturbation
Some people think were idiots or perverts dont argue were both.
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sounds like you're proud of it.Jake-41 wrote:Oh, thank god.. Cos let me tell you something, it was quite the load! :DBoni Boy Blue wrote:It takes a little bit more than that to get someone pregnant.Jake-41 wrote:Shew, you guys aren't being super serious! What if my cum babies got on her dress, and while she's taking it off they get inside her and she gets pregnant! THEN I'LL BE A DADDY O NOEEZZ!! D :
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Re: Yeah, soo...
She must be a LEZ BEE YAN.
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Re: Yeah, soo...
when it comes to teen movies american pie is like the bibleFuckT41182 wrote:why ? :P it's famous thing thanks to American Pie ...Jim didn't even need any touch ...he just jacked outBoni Boy Blue wrote:I didn't even think that was possible
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Yeah, that is a funny scene, but I was under the impression that it can't actually happen in real life. I've popped a stify at a few good looking girls but I ain't blew my load before.Still Waiting wrote:when it comes to teen movies american pie is like the bibleFuckT41182 wrote:why ? :P it's famous thing thanks to American Pie ...Jim didn't even need any touch ...he just jacked outBoni Boy Blue wrote:I didn't even think that was possible
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You mean mostly fiction, falsification or exaggeration?Still Waiting wrote:when it comes to teen movies american pie is like the bibleFuckT41182 wrote:why ? :P it's famous thing thanks to American Pie ...Jim didn't even need any touch ...he just jacked outBoni Boy Blue wrote:I didn't even think that was possible
So was I, but apparently we were wrong. You probably just need to be on a very long dry streak and have enough pressure that wants to be released. I guess he was too busy being a fangirl the days before.Boni Boy Blue wrote:Yeah, that is a funny scene, but I was under the impression that it can't actually happen in real life. I've popped a stify at a few good looking girls but I ain't blew my load before.
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Jake-41
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Re: Yeah, soo...
I blew my load on your moms face, Simon. :D
Joke threads are fun. Besides, i always masturbate before going out into public! That girl was never in any real danger at all.
Joke threads are fun. Besides, i always masturbate before going out into public! That girl was never in any real danger at all.
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Haha, sounds like something you'd hear at a sex offender rehab support group or something. Thank god this was a joke topic..Jake-41 wrote:i always masturbate before going out into public!
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Hahaha! Yup, could you really not tell from the way the first post was typed?Simon wrote:Haha, sounds like something you'd hear at a sex offender rehab support group or something. Thank god this was a joke topic..Jake-41 wrote:i always masturbate before going out into public!