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Alright so my friend Kevin likes this girl, and he tried to go out with her, but she said no. I made my move and asked her to prom because I figured why not? So, now he's mad at me, like FURIOUS. Today I took my two best friends to the Motor Trend auto show in Baltimore, and we thought it would be cool if Kevin and another friend Travis met us there. (actually I wasn't liking the idea, but 1 of my bf's insisted we do that). We had already been there and looked around the show, and then Kev and Travis showed up when we had to leave in 15 minutes. The ONLY thing Kevin said to me was "thanks for offering me a ride and then 30 minutes later saying nevermind". I was like okay whatever. So a little bit later I asked him a question and he completely ignored me and started talking to my other friends. I was PISSED. The whole time he wasa offering my best friends a ride home too. Finally we had to go, and I had been ready because I did not want to talk to Kevin anymore. As I was walking out, I was talking about it with my best friend Joel, and I was throwing F-bombs everywhere and I know people could hear me but I didn't care. I'm still furious, this is ridiculous. Kevin has never been like this. This is all over a girl. Bros before hos Kevin, bros before hos.

Let me just ask....WHO'S THE DICK HERE?
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Dude, you totally broke The Boycode by asking that girl out.

We, gentlemen, never even consider the possibility of getting close to our friends' gfs, ex-gfs, moms and girls they like, or used to like. There are like thousands of girls where you live, right? Why did you have to ask that girl out? i think you were the dick in this situation, dude.

Btw, tells us more about your sister bro how's she doing? And pics of her plz.

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Madjid wrote:Btw, tells us more about your sister bro how's she doing? And pics of her plz.
teehee ur funny Madjid.


...she's fine. lol
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I was 100% serious about the first part of my post, dude, that wasn't cool.

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Yeah, I'd have to agree with Madjid. It's an unwritten (well, probably written by now) code to not date/have sex with girls that your best friends' have feelings for. It's especially a dick move if you asked her out right after he got rejected. You said it yourself, "bros before hoes" and you asked the hoe out without thinking how the bro would feel about it.
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i can understand kevin , you should be glad that he didn't punch you
btw that boycode you talk about works for us too though dating our friend's bros is allowed
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Agreed with Madjid and Jeremy. You should apologize to Kevin.
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I didn't ask her out, I just asked her to prom.
I guess I got a little over-excited when my best friend invited me to his prom group, and I wanted to ask someone to prom then and there, and she happened to be the girl I was talking to at the time.
I figured why not, because I know Kevin won't go to prom. He always says he's gonna go to school dances and then at the last minute bails.
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You should have asked another girl. That was just cruel. Maybe that Kevin guy really liked this girl.
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sumfan4 wrote:I didn't ask her out, I just asked her to prom.
I guess I got a little over-excited when my best friend invited me to his prom group, and I wanted to ask someone to prom then and there, and she happened to be the girl I was talking to at the time.
I figured why not, because I know Kevin won't go to prom. He always says he's gonna go to school dances and then at the last minute bails.
There's really no excuse for this kind of dickery.
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Your the dick, he's the pupes.
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You. Bros before hoes!
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poor sumfan.
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you get what you deserve.
you have far too much time on your hands

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Kick kevins ass.

Tell him its not your fault he has tiny peter syndrome.
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